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Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll
Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 15:32
by CharlesListon
Full credit to Hinchy for his original P4P list.
Now I want to know who you'd rather stealth cock your Mrs?
All a bit of fun and no way is there anyway any of these lads did these things alleged of them. This poll is ironic.
Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll
Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 15:37
by Stuarty
CharlesListon wrote:Full credit to Henchy for his original P4P list.
Now I want to know who you'd rather stealth cock your Mrs?
Kelly Maloney. Wouldn't want her to enjoy it too much
And does anyone know anything more about Mr Gallagher and his fondness for K9s?
Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll
Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 15:38
by Sklar
Fury. He only lives up the road so she'd not spend too much on fuel.
Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll
Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 15:57
by CharlesListon
Sklar wrote:Fury. He only lives up the road so she'd not spend too much on fuel.
A practical outlook. Her spending could affect you.
Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll
Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 15:58
by CharlesListon
Does Mrs Sklar like a sandwich?
Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll
Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 16:02
by handsofstone
Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll
Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 16:20
by Sklar
CharlesListon wrote:Does Mrs Sklar like a sandwich?
Sandwiched between Fury and me she'd look like a roast chicken that'd been run over by a Challenger tank.
Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll
Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 16:35
by jamesmcdonnell
Sklar wrote:CharlesListon wrote:Does Mrs Sklar like a sandwich?
Sandwiched between Fury and me she'd look like a roast chicken that'd been run over by a Challenger tank.
Ah, the old 'Tianenmen square' position. One of my faves.
Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll
Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 16:39
by Hinchy70
Sklar wrote:CharlesListon wrote:Does Mrs Sklar like a sandwich?
Sandwiched between Fury and me she'd look like a roast chicken that'd been run over by a Challenger tank.
jamesmcdonnell wrote:Sklar wrote:CharlesListon wrote:Does Mrs Sklar like a sandwich?
Sandwiched between Fury and me she'd look like a roast chicken that'd been run over by a Challenger tank.
Ah, the old 'Tianenmen square' position. One of my faves.
Swap out you with Mick Hennesy then I could see that happening
Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll
Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 16:45
by Sklar
jamesmcdonnell wrote:Sklar wrote:CharlesListon wrote:Does Mrs Sklar like a sandwich?
Sandwiched between Fury and me she'd look like a roast chicken that'd been run over by a Challenger tank.
Ah, the old 'Tianenmen square' position. One of my faves.
Type 59s at Tianenmen. Wish I written that now instead of Challenger. Would have made your joke more accurate and kept my inner tank spotter in check.
Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll
Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 18:04
by Counter-puncher
Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll
Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 20:06
by davie
Anyone but that smug pudendum Hearn, can you imagine his face when you walk in and catch them?
Mind you he probably wouldn't be interested......
Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll
Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 20:34
by digzee
davie wrote:Anyone but that smug pudendum Hearn, can you imagine his face when you walk in and catch them?
Mind you he probably wouldn't be interested......
He'd charge you £16.99 if you walked in and watched them, standard practice for a 2 minute blowout.
Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll
Posted: 15 Apr 2016, 02:45
by jimcook
digzee wrote:davie wrote:Anyone but that smug pudendum Hearn, can you imagine his face when you walk in and catch them?
Mind you he probably wouldn't be interested......
He'd charge you £16.99 if you walked in and watched them, standard practice for a 2 minute blowout.

Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll
Posted: 15 Apr 2016, 03:20
by TerribleTerry
Jamie 'The Wang' Hearn. A less well known pro boxer but, legend has it, one of the stealthiest cocks in the game..
https://youtu.be/oA8XWryRcek
Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll
Posted: 15 Apr 2016, 03:40
by Hinchy70
TerribleTerry wrote:Jamie 'The Wang' Hearn. A less well known pro boxer but, legend has it, one of the stealthiest cocks in the game..
https://youtu.be/oA8XWryRcek
His mates waiting it out in the wardrobes to pounce and Stealth cock the poor sleeping bodies left in his wake