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Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll

Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 15:32
by CharlesListon
Full credit to Hinchy for his original P4P list.

Now I want to know who you'd rather stealth cock your Mrs?

All a bit of fun and no way is there anyway any of these lads did these things alleged of them. This poll is ironic.

Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll

Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 15:37
by Stuarty
CharlesListon wrote:Full credit to Henchy for his original P4P list.

Now I want to know who you'd rather stealth cock your Mrs?
Kelly Maloney. Wouldn't want her to enjoy it too much :lol:

And does anyone know anything more about Mr Gallagher and his fondness for K9s?

Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll

Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 15:38
by Sklar
Fury. He only lives up the road so she'd not spend too much on fuel.

Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll

Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 15:57
by CharlesListon
Sklar wrote:Fury. He only lives up the road so she'd not spend too much on fuel.
:bow:

A practical outlook. Her spending could affect you.

Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll

Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 15:58
by CharlesListon
Does Mrs Sklar like a sandwich?

Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll

Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 16:02
by handsofstone
:lol:

Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll

Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 16:20
by Sklar
CharlesListon wrote:Does Mrs Sklar like a sandwich?
Sandwiched between Fury and me she'd look like a roast chicken that'd been run over by a Challenger tank.

Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll

Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 16:35
by jamesmcdonnell
Sklar wrote:
CharlesListon wrote:Does Mrs Sklar like a sandwich?
Sandwiched between Fury and me she'd look like a roast chicken that'd been run over by a Challenger tank.
Ah, the old 'Tianenmen square' position. One of my faves.

Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll

Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 16:39
by Hinchy70
Sklar wrote:
CharlesListon wrote:Does Mrs Sklar like a sandwich?
Sandwiched between Fury and me she'd look like a roast chicken that'd been run over by a Challenger tank.
jamesmcdonnell wrote:
Sklar wrote:
CharlesListon wrote:Does Mrs Sklar like a sandwich?
Sandwiched between Fury and me she'd look like a roast chicken that'd been run over by a Challenger tank.
Ah, the old 'Tianenmen square' position. One of my faves.
Swap out you with Mick Hennesy then I could see that happening

Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll

Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 16:45
by Sklar
jamesmcdonnell wrote:
Sklar wrote:
CharlesListon wrote:Does Mrs Sklar like a sandwich?
Sandwiched between Fury and me she'd look like a roast chicken that'd been run over by a Challenger tank.
Ah, the old 'Tianenmen square' position. One of my faves.
Type 59s at Tianenmen. Wish I written that now instead of Challenger. Would have made your joke more accurate and kept my inner tank spotter in check.

Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll

Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 18:04
by Counter-puncher
:lol:

Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll

Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 20:06
by davie
Anyone but that smug pudendum Hearn, can you imagine his face when you walk in and catch them?
Mind you he probably wouldn't be interested......

Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll

Posted: 14 Apr 2016, 20:34
by digzee
davie wrote:Anyone but that smug pudendum Hearn, can you imagine his face when you walk in and catch them?
Mind you he probably wouldn't be interested......
He'd charge you £16.99 if you walked in and watched them, standard practice for a 2 minute blowout.

Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll

Posted: 15 Apr 2016, 02:45
by jimcook
digzee wrote:
davie wrote:Anyone but that smug pudendum Hearn, can you imagine his face when you walk in and catch them?
Mind you he probably wouldn't be interested......
He'd charge you £16.99 if you walked in and watched them, standard practice for a 2 minute blowout.
:clap: :clap: :clap:

Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll

Posted: 15 Apr 2016, 03:20
by TerribleTerry
Jamie 'The Wang' Hearn. A less well known pro boxer but, legend has it, one of the stealthiest cocks in the game..https://youtu.be/oA8XWryRcek

Re: Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll

Posted: 15 Apr 2016, 03:40
by Hinchy70
TerribleTerry wrote:Jamie 'The Wang' Hearn. A less well known pro boxer but, legend has it, one of the stealthiest cocks in the game..https://youtu.be/oA8XWryRcek

His mates waiting it out in the wardrobes to pounce and Stealth cock the poor sleeping bodies left in his wake