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Re: Fury Covets Joshua's Genitalia
Posted: 29 Apr 2016, 03:12
by Stuarty

Fury must be packing too he's a giant! Reminds me of the Greg Davies joke where he tells the audience what he calls his penis 'surprisingly average for a man my size'

Re: Fury Covets Joshua's Genitalia
Posted: 29 Apr 2016, 03:37
by bripez
This is an outrage - Fury is clearly perpetuating racial stereotypes in his comments .....
I don't give a fornicate myself like - if Fury / Joshua is ever made there will be some fun. Joshua hasn't got the intellect to come back with one-liners and Tyson will be taking the piss for months.
It has started already - with the "he hasn't got any brains" etc.
It will be interesting to see how Joshua copes with that level of piss taking.
Re: Fury Covets Joshua's Genitalia
Posted: 29 Apr 2016, 04:44
by reggaereggae
However big or small Fury's unit is, at least he'll make you a sandwich after he rumps you up with it....
Re: Fury Covets Joshua's Genitalia
Posted: 29 Apr 2016, 06:18
by Stevieb8006
bripez wrote:This is an outrage - Fury is clearly perpetuating racial stereotypes in his comments .....
I don't give a eff myself like - if Fury / Joshua is ever made there will be some fun. Joshua hasn't got the intellect to come back with one-liners and Tyson will be taking the piss for months.
It has started already - with the "he hasn't got any brains" etc.
It will be interesting to see how Joshua copes with that level of piss taking.
How outrageous, Twitter will be uncharacteristically up in arms! A man says something shocker

by you can just see it now can't you?
Re: Fury Covets Joshua's Genitalia
Posted: 29 Apr 2016, 06:38
by Sklar
Whilst having a large erect penis is not a genetic weakness, having a large flaccid penis is (or at least was).
Re: Fury Covets Joshua's Genitalia
Posted: 29 Apr 2016, 06:38
by Sklar
That's my argument and I'm sticking with it.
Re: Fury Covets Joshua's Genitalia
Posted: 29 Apr 2016, 06:51
by el_grande_mauro_mina
Sklar wrote:Whilst having a large erect penis is not a genetic weakness, having a large flaccid penis is (or at least was).
True that, in ancient Greek times, a big penis was seen as a liability in battle.
I only know this because I google searched the subject in an effort to make myself feel better.

Re: Fury Covets Joshua's Genitalia
Posted: 29 Apr 2016, 07:06
by forcefraser
I had to laugh when he said that. classic "probablt got a big Cock n`all"
He only says what most pople think, in a non gay way of course, not that there is anything wrong that..........
Re: Fury Covets Joshua's Genitalia
Posted: 29 Apr 2016, 09:01
by rpms
Love the slight pause whilst he visualises it and almost ruefully wishes that it was his,made me laugh many times yesterday.
I personally think he`s very funny and his honesty on many subjects are fascinating.
Re: Fury Covets Joshua's Genitalia
Posted: 29 Apr 2016, 09:18
by jamesmcdonnell
He's quite bonkers. Clearly no filter between brain and mouth.
Re: Fury Covets Joshua's Genitalia
Posted: 29 Apr 2016, 10:13
by chiggsy
Johnny nelson and joshua could have a fight using only their schlangengurkes.
It would be like something off star wars only instead of them light up sword thingys they'd use........oh never mind.
Re: Fury Covets Joshua's Genitalia
Posted: 29 Apr 2016, 13:33
by ALI
He's never quite been in control of his thoughts has he, his tongue seems to run in front of his brain most of the time.
Re: Fury Covets Joshua's Genitalia
Posted: 29 Apr 2016, 13:39
by forcefraser
chiggsy wrote:Johnny nelson and joshua could have a fight using only their schlangengurkes.
It would be like something off star wars only instead of them light up sword thingys they'd use........oh never mind.
No contest. Nelson is king schlong