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Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 21 Jun 2016, 20:01
by Taansend
He was born in the Chinese Year of the Ox while Joshua was born in the year of the Snake & we all know what that means :confused:

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 21 Jun 2016, 20:02
by Taansend
Because he's been eating Marmite & Spinach sandwiches and is now well 'ard...... :verysad:

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 21 Jun 2016, 20:04
by Taansend
Because he proved to himself in the fight against Mansour that he has the heart & strength to come through adversity, something Joshua hasn't had to do yet..... :bag:

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 21 Jun 2016, 20:04
by Taansend
Because his Mum & Auntie Ethel said so.... :shame:

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 21 Jun 2016, 22:32
by Tarkus
Because he is so much better then Martin as football players.

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 21 Jun 2016, 22:38
by crusader
Because he's slightly taller, and anyone who knows boxing knows that taller = better. Same goes for fatter, so Breazeale has it all covered.

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 22 Jun 2016, 00:02
by lefty
Because he's got bigger tit's than my ma.

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 22 Jun 2016, 00:12
by crusader
I think that goes for most guys AJ has fought :OhYes:

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 22 Jun 2016, 00:43
by foxdog1923
He has been given the new untraceble PED called Powdonium and its from Russia so its the real deal.

He will punch Joshua over the top rope in a display of superhuman power and then volunteer to take a drug test at the post match conference.

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 22 Jun 2016, 00:54
by gilgamesh
Nothing's impossible, but I figure it would a miracle for Breazeale to win. Maybe he could hope Joshua blows his knee out like Glazkov did against Charles Martin.

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 22 Jun 2016, 03:46
by handsofstone
.............because he is mostest humblest

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 22 Jun 2016, 04:22
by ILikeBeer
lefty wrote:Because he's got bigger tit's than my ma.
Now we're all thinking about your mum's tits. Strong work.

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 22 Jun 2016, 17:50
by forcefraser
Because it will set up a monster first defence against Charles "I walk this earth like a god" Martin

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 22 Jun 2016, 19:41
by Verdi
He's played more basketball than Joshua.

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 22 Jun 2016, 20:12
by Taansend
Because he can eat more Nandos chicken than Joshua

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 22 Jun 2016, 23:02
by Wales
Because his surname is how I'd pronounce Brazil when asked to do so in the style of a Mexican cartel leader revealing to his number #2 where he is going to hide from the DEA.

"The DEA are too close. I go to plastic surgeon in Brazeale and come back looking like beppe from old eastenders episodes"

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 23 Jun 2016, 03:18
by bigjack
Wales wrote:Because his surname is how I'd pronounce Brazil when asked to do so in the style of a Mexican cartel leader revealing to his number #2 where he is going to hide from the DEA.

"The DEA are too close. I go to plastic surgeon in Brazeale and come back looking like beppe from old eastenders episodes"


:clap: :lol:

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 23 Jun 2016, 04:31
by foxdog1923
Joshua will punch him accidently while hes on the ground already asleep, bloodied and swollen. Then they raise his Breazeales arm in victory while hes on the stretcher.

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 23 Jun 2016, 14:19
by Bodyshot3
Joshua gets his timings arse-about-tit and goes to his celebration party first.

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 23 Jun 2016, 14:37
by smiling assassin
Because frank Maloney has promised to knosh him off if he does!

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 23 Jun 2016, 14:58
by Monte Fisto
because he talks so much shit and he will bowl him over with his bad breath.

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 23 Jun 2016, 15:13
by BitPlayer
Taansend wrote:Because he proved to himself in the fight against Mansour that he has the heart & strength to come through adversity, something Joshua hasn't had to do yet..... :bag:
More survive than come through, and though he got up, a heavyweight getting knocked down by a 218 Ib 43 year old, with a cold that had bitten his tongue almost off, doesn't bode well for him. I guess he could give him a couple rounds.

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 23 Jun 2016, 15:58
by Exoddus
because his powers are maximum.

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 23 Jun 2016, 16:26
by keirw
Because he has been chopping down trees and now carries POWWAAA!

Re: Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

Posted: 24 Jun 2016, 03:35
by Stuarty
lefty wrote:Because he's got bigger tit's than my ma.
He does have some pair of sookers on him :TU: