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When you use up all your 12 points on your licence, is that an immediate ban?

I'm in a bit of a pickle.

Better dust off the old bicycle methinks Boxing Mad 8)

YIP mate. sorry.
unless youve been drink driving then its your own fault!!!

Time for you to visit the multitude of joys that is British public transport.

The faint smell of vomit and urine, the obnoxious kids, the old men intent on feeling you up, and above all, the cramped conditions. Enjoy yourself mate.

glittermonkey wrote:Time for you to visit the multitude of joys that is British public transport.

The faint smell of vomit and urine, the obnoxious kids, the old men intent on feeling you up, and above all, the cramped conditions. Enjoy yourself mate.

old men intent on feeling you up ?
i can say ive never had that experience, do you cross dress or somink GM?

J wrote:

glittermonkey wrote:Time for you to visit the multitude of joys that is British public transport.

The faint smell of vomit and urine, the obnoxious kids, the old men intent on feeling you up, and above all, the cramped conditions. Enjoy yourself mate.

old men intent on feeling you up ?
i can say ive never had that experience, do you cross dress or somink GM?

I don't really cross dress, it just something i do to pass the time.

I've used the underground twice, and it's happened both times. I don't know the reason, the only thing i can think of is that i'm just so pretty. I guess they can't help themselves.

bugger.

glittermonkey wrote:

J wrote:

glittermonkey wrote:Time for you to visit the multitude of joys that is British public transport.

The faint smell of vomit and urine, the obnoxious kids, the old men intent on feeling you up, and above all, the cramped conditions. Enjoy yourself mate.

old men intent on feeling you up ?
i can say ive never had that experience, do you cross dress or somink GM?

I don't really cross dress, it just something i do to pass the time.

I've used the underground twice, and it's happened both times. I don't know the reason, the only thing i can think of is that i'm just so pretty. I guess they can't help themselves.

im assuming you are a bloke of course.

Of course i'm a bloke. But the over sixties still have some sort of weird fascination with me.

glittermonkey wrote:

J wrote:

glittermonkey wrote:Time for you to visit the multitude of joys that is British public transport.

The faint smell of vomit and urine, the obnoxious kids, the old men intent on feeling you up, and above all, the cramped conditions. Enjoy yourself mate.

old men intent on feeling you up ?
i can say ive never had that experience, do you cross dress or somink GM?

I don't really cross dress, it just something i do to pass the time.

I've used the underground twice, and it's happened both times. I don't know the reason, the only thing i can think of is that i'm just so pretty. I guess they can't help themselves.

You've used the underground twice? What are you a fecking millionnaire?

glittermonkey wrote:Of course i'm a bloke. But the over sixties still have some sort of weird fascination with me.

i was joking.
it'll be the pigtails and school uniform
actually my best mate has the same thing, god knows whyh e is ashort fat half greek with camel teeth, he was pissed up having a lash at victoria station travelling home from a concert and noticed a presence by his right shoulder. Turned out to be some litlte old fella who was leaning over his shoulder having a btuchers while pulling his pud. fornicate i larfed when he told me that story, he was truly peturbed.

jeez theres some strange people about.

Hit 12 points and it's an automatic six-month ban. I once got flashed on nine points and was shitting myself. But never heard ought. That was a lucky break, one I've learned from.

PS: after three years, you can apply to have the points on your licence wiped off. They're wiped off automatically after four years.

I'm not a Londoner, and if at all possible i'll take a taxi when i'm there. And no, i'm not quite a millionaire. I'm about £998,812 short at the moment. Roughly.

glittermonkey wrote:I'm not a Londoner, and if at all possible i'll take a taxi when i'm there. And no, i'm not quite a millionaire. I'm about £998,812 short at the moment. Roughly.

fron ryoal tonbridge wells arent ya (joking i know your a yorkie)

I sold my car three years and am quite happy with public transport.

There's so many CLUELESS drivers in London I can do without them. You can bet half the f*ckers don't bother with insurance either. I know plenty of people who don't.

J wrote:

glittermonkey wrote:I'm not a Londoner, and if at all possible i'll take a taxi when i'm there. And no, i'm not quite a millionaire. I'm about £998,812 short at the moment. Roughly.

fron ryoal tonbridge wells arent ya (joking i know your a yorkie)

Good job you told me you were joking. It's getting difficult to tell where the wind ups are going to come from these days. Even the little winking icon doesn't do any good any more.

ill make sure mine are plain mate!

The best way to get around London is on a bike.

Black cabs are the way forward for those with a few quid, the tube sucks the big un.

bennie wrote:The best way to get around London is on a bike.

A few too many cyclists get killed each year in London for my liking.

bennie wrote:The best way to get around London is on a bike.

True, I have always found the ones in Croydon the most friendly. ;)

007 wrote:

bennie wrote:The best way to get around London is on a bike.

True, I have always found the ones in Croydon the most friendly. ;)

Up here, the bikes in Stoke-on-Trent are the same.

bennie wrote:

007 wrote:

bennie wrote:The best way to get around London is on a bike.

True, I have always found the ones in Croydon the most friendly. ;)

Up here, the bikes in Stoke-on-Trent are the same.

I've been to alton towers and stopped over. I wasnt alone that night.