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Who the fornicate wrote the Wikipedia entry for this fight?

"De Mori began the bout with a cautious but aggressive stance and the crowd soon realised this would be a battle to remember. De Mori threw incredible left jabs and right hooks but the supremely agile former world champion evaded most of the punches. De Mori's speed stunned broadcasters who feared Haye had taken on far too dangerous an opponent for his comeback fight. Clearly this would be the test Haye needed and he showed astounding bravery in launching a vicious onslaught on De Mori. The incredible battle was brought to an end when Haye landed a stunning combination while De Mori retreated to the ropes. De Mori could not beat the count giving Haye a first round knockout victory, the rapturous crowd gave a standing ovation to both warriors.[8] De Mori was ranked 10th by the WBA before his defeat to Haye, but given his performance most expected him to soon be back in the top ranking positions.[9]"

I think you can check to see who's actually edited it

that's absolutely outstanding, you don't see the deliberate comedy there?

lol at thinking that's serious.

I predict that Haye's fights could be written up in this style for every fight until he retires. Someone should do it

Dominos Pizzadriver wrote:That's incredible. Alway have been a fan of them both!

what led you to be a fan of Haye as well, Mr Demori?

Counter-puncher wrote:

Dominos Pizzadriver wrote:That's incredible. Alway have been a fan of them both!

what led you to be a fan of Haye as well, Mr Demori?

ha

It was the fight the world wanted to see, a grudge match between former friends, Olympic champion again world champion. Brother versus brother.

We'd heard about the sparing, we knew about the time away as amateurs. The drama was never going to be contained to the ring.

The tension was high during the ringwalks and wasn't diminished during the first few rounds. Haye learnt quickly that his illusive opponent wasn't going to lie down as the challenger managed to evade the early punches. It was something that caused Haye to go on the attack, to go for broke and risk it all in a savage assault. Bravely, Harrison tried to stand up to it, tried to land the counter that could have swung things in his favour, but it wasn't to be. Haye was too fast, too strong, too eager to put on a show.

Questions were asked if there was anyone that could have survived that night, it must only be a matter of time before Audley fulfills his destiny.

Yes he can

This is the best thing ever.

"Bellew stormed across the ring, a terrifying, adrenalin pumped, victorious gladiator possessed of an almost supernatural rage. Haye stood ringside majestically, unruffled, as Bellew kicked a giant cardboard toblerone at him courageously. "I'LL DO YOU RIGHT NOW YOU FOOKING RAT!!!" bellowed Bellew, thumping his mighty chest. The crowd, drunk on the drama, the spectacle, dizzy with anticipation. What would happen? Could security contain the two behemoths? The atmosphere was electric: all present would remember this moment for the rest of their lives..."

clopixolacuphase wrote:"Bellew stormed across the ring, a terrifying, adrenalin pumped, victorious gladiator possessed of an almost supernatural rage. Haye stood ringside majestically, unruffled, as Bellew kicked a giant cardboard toblerone at him courageously. "I'LL DO YOU RIGHT NOW YOU FOOKING RAT!!!" bellowed Bellew, thumping his mighty chest. The crowd, drunk on the drama, the spectacle, dizzy with anticipation. What would happen? Could security contain the two behemoths? The atmosphere was electric: all present would remember this moment for the rest of their lives..."

Have you been reading Adam Smith's bed time stories?

tigermoth87 wrote:Who the eff wrote the Wikipedia entry for this fight?

"De Mori began the bout with a cautious but aggressive stance and the crowd soon realised this would be a battle to remember. De Mori threw incredible left jabs and right hooks but the supremely agile former world champion evaded most of the punches. De Mori's speed stunned broadcasters who feared Haye had taken on far too dangerous an opponent for his comeback fight. Clearly this would be the test Haye needed and he showed astounding bravery in launching a vicious onslaught on De Mori. The incredible battle was brought to an end when Haye landed a stunning combination while De Mori retreated to the ropes. De Mori could not beat the count giving Haye a first round knockout victory, the rapturous crowd gave a standing ovation to both warriors.[8] De Mori was ranked 10th by the WBA before his defeat to Haye, but given his performance most expected him to soon be back in the top ranking positions.[9]"

PMSL!!!

There's only 2 people on Earth who could have written that summation and their names should read something like. Mr M De Mori or Mr D Haye!

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tigermoth87 wrote:Who the eff wrote the Wikipedia entry for this fight?

"De Mori began the bout with a cautious but aggressive stance and the crowd soon realised this would be a battle to remember. De Mori threw incredible left jabs and right hooks but the supremely agile former world champion evaded most of the punches. De Mori's speed stunned broadcasters who feared Haye had taken on far too dangerous an opponent for his comeback fight. Clearly this would be the test Haye needed and he showed astounding bravery in launching a vicious onslaught on De Mori. The incredible battle was brought to an end when Haye landed a stunning combination while De Mori retreated to the ropes. De Mori could not beat the count giving Haye a first round knockout victory, the rapturous crowd gave a standing ovation to both warriors.[8] De Mori was ranked 10th by the WBA before his defeat to Haye, but given his performance most expected him to soon be back in the top ranking positions.[9]"

PMSL!!!

There's only 2 people on Earth who could have written that summation and their names should read something like. Mr M De Mori or Mr D Haye!

My first thought when I read it was "Haye bigging his opponent up"

" David haye and Tony bellew battled each other to within an inch of their lives on Saturday night in an arena boiling over with savage expectation, and the crowd in attendance got just that... savagery, in a bout that saw both mens hearts tested to the absolute limits with neither giving an inch from the get go, it was almost impossible to see the punches as they sliced through the air like snipers bullets and there can be no doubt about the chins of both men as they walked through colossal punches to land their own, the end came at 0.36 secs of the 1st round with bellew unable to beat the count, David haye had once again proved his worth, the crowd were left breathless and the mouth watering prospect of a rematch is already being mooted for later on in the year at a larger venue"

Heavyweight boxing: land of the giants. Even amongst the toughest men in the world, these are warriors who stand head and shoulders above all others. Destroyers of men. And yet...

Even amongst these most fearless of alpha males, a dark cloud hangs. Every event and every press conference, every public workout, every opening of a children’s adventure playground, every “Evening with…”, they know that they might look out into the sea of microphones, cameras and laptops and instead of a friendly (but challenging) grilling by Koogs (or that other bloke) from ifilm, they may lock eyes with the bogeyman that endlessly stalks them all to a man.

“Is he here?” they ask Eddie (Or Frank. Or Mick. Or the German ones that have English accents) behind the scenes. “Is he here?” Fearful, ever knowing that one day soon there will come the nod. “Yes. Yes he is there.” They will have to face him, to lock verbal horns with that vision from Hades, that barbarian from Hell, their very nightmares made flesh…

Briggs.