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These big porn dishes...

Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 12:13
by bennie
Where do you get them from? Anything to avoid WBU title fights. Give me Urkal. Give me Bonin. Christ, give me Timo Hoffmann!

Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 12:14
by J
come off it bennie you just want to keep tabs on robin reids alternative career :wink: :lol:

Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 12:15
by bennie
J wrote:come off it bennie you just want to keep tabs on robin reids alternative career :wink: :lol:
Bet he doesn't do half as much complaining.

Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 12:16
by REAL_DEAL
Heres a PM Mighty Warrior sent me about it. hope he doesnt mind

First off get to a newsagent and buy yourself a copy of WHAT SATELLITE TV magazine – The April edition is handy too, as it has a step-by-step guide on how to install a dish yourself.

To get HOTBIRD 13 E satellite:-

You have two options:

1/ Contact a satellite installer, or engineer, and get him to do the job for you. Your local yellow pages will list a few ( or there’s loads of ads in above magazine ) so ring around and get a decent price. It will cost less if you don’t need the dish on your roof – a low down side wall, maybe outside a window – will make things a lot easier.

( Check where your Sky digital dish is pointing ( or your neighbours ) your new dish will need to point in roughly the same direction. As long as there’s no buildings or trees in the way, you can point dish from a fairly low vantage. )

2/ Install it yourself – for the DIY enthusiast. Check the above magazine, have a read of how to do it and decide for yourself. If you want to go ahead, contact me and I’ll give you some advice/help.

You’ll need the following items ( cheaper if you supply them yourself when getting an engineer to install I think – but again, check as you may have a local guy who will do you a great deal ( forget Sky, they wont do it ) he’ll probably charge around £100/150 to put up dish for you….

Items Needed:

70 cm Dish ( about twice the size of Sky digital dish ) around £20 to £40 ( should come with wall mounting bracket )

Universal Digital LNB – around £20 to £30 – Attach this to the “arm” that sticks out from your dish.

Satellite cable, long enough to reach your TV & receiver from dish and
2 F-connectors ( these screw onto either end of your cable. ( cable and connectors can be picked up at most electric shops, B&Q, Maplins etc ) not expensive at all.

Digital receiver – a pretty basic one will do. I bought a 2nd hand Sky Pace box off e-bay for £75 – check e-bay or there’s loads advertised in above mag too.

I’ve got my dish pointed at Hotbird 13 E – you don’t need a smart card and you’ll pick up around 40 free stations – I’ve watched boxing on these stations: Italian RAI 1,2 & 3 / German ARD and ZDF / Romanian 1 / Polish TVN.
There’s others but I’m not sure who shows boxing, but I check the listings when fights are coming up.

What Satellite Magazine lists all the channels, and the frequencies you need to enter on your receiver to pick them up too.

I’ll give you more details on how to DIY once you’ve checked the mag and made you mind up.
Also, check sean’s posts over at ESB – he has a motorised dish and gives a detailed explanation on how to do it – about a week ago I think.

Cheers for now

MW

:TU:

Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 12:16
by J
not complainaing exactly he moans a lot tho!!!! :lol:

Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 12:19
by bennie
Jesus, Mighty Warrior has a real future as a paid assassin. Talk about thorough.

Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 15:00
by steve689
For a quick fix try tuning channels into normal SKY TV, my mate purchased an ebook off Ebay which told him out to get into the tuning areas of his SKY box. He now has Dubai TV which allows him to watch loads of Premier League games live on a Saturday afternoon and he also manages to get lots of other worthless global delights, the other week i was watching a profile on Jake Matlala on South African TV. The trouble is it was in Afrikaan so i was a little lost 8) SKY have access to thousands of foreign channels as you would expect but we cannot access them for the cost of a months subscription, hence the reason why some rich folk have foreign patches on there boxes.

On the flip side you could just get a massive dish like Mighty Warrior :TU:

Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 15:10
by MightyWarrior
bennie wrote:Jesus, Mighty Warrior has a real future as a paid assassin. Talk about thorough.
Already doing it mate. I recently installed free satellite for my last "client" - I programmed his remote to deliver 10,000 volts, as soon as he tuned into channel BlueMoon69xxxx.

Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 15:26
by bennie
J wrote:not complainaing exactly he moans a lot tho!!!! :lol:
Yeah, I meant him, J, not you. :TU:

Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 15:38
by Guest
Already doing it mate. I recently installed free satellite for my last "client" - I programmed his remote to deliver 10,000 volts, as soon as he tuned into channel BlueMoon69xxxx.
So that was you, you bastard!!!!

Posted: 12 Aug 2004, 05:28
by J
bennie wrote:
J wrote:not complainaing exactly he moans a lot tho!!!! :lol:
Yeah, I meant him, J, not you. :TU:
No I know mate, you missed my poor joke tho, he moans, porn career, moans get it....


ill get my coat :lol: