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Who is Kovit?

Posted: 25 Aug 2004, 10:46
by bennie
This guy is something else on the Boxers of the past forum. He spends nearly every post enquiring as to how tall fighters are (to the exact inch) and has now posed the stunningly-written question: How good is journeyman Jesse Ferguson?

Posted: 25 Aug 2004, 10:51
by Bladder
Kovit is a troll ................ and a knob!

Re: Who is Kovit?

Posted: 25 Aug 2004, 11:09
by dondada
bennie wrote:This guy is something else on the Boxers of the past forum. He spends nearly every post enquiring as to how tall fighters are (to the exact inch) and has now posed the stunningly-written question: How good is journeyman Jesse Ferguson?
The guy is the butt of a few jokes on the Current Scene whenever heights are mentioned!!

Posted: 25 Aug 2004, 11:11
by Loynesy
How tall is Kovit?

Posted: 25 Aug 2004, 11:13
by neil r
Bladder wrote:Kovit is a troll ................ and a knob!
a wee prick then?

Posted: 25 Aug 2004, 11:17
by Matchfixer
I've just been looking at his ID and previous messages and the majority are questions about height and weight. One asks "how tall is Prince Charles standing in height please?"

Sounds like Avid Merrion or Borat!

Posted: 25 Aug 2004, 12:14
by Eric the Viking
Can anyone tell me how trollish is BoxRec Boxers of the Past height fetishist kovit standing in posts? Please find out the answer and help me out. :TU:

Posted: 25 Aug 2004, 12:33
by bennie
Matchfixer wrote:I've just been looking at his ID and previous messages and the majority are questions about height and weight. One asks "how tall is Prince Charles standing in height please?"

Sounds like Avid Merrion or Borat!
How tall is Prince Charles!! :(

Posted: 25 Aug 2004, 12:38
by nickd
Prince Charles is 5'11 I just checked!! :oops:

Posted: 25 Aug 2004, 12:40
by neil r
can anyone guess how tall i am? :lol:

Posted: 25 Aug 2004, 12:41
by bennie
I swear Kovit ejaculates when he discovers someone's exact height. I once read a funny story about a woman shopper in Germany who only reached an orgasm when she felt a security guard's hand on her shoulder. She was robbing stores all over the country!

Posted: 25 Aug 2004, 13:18
by dondada
bennie wrote:I swear Kovit ejaculates when he discovers someone's exact height. I once read a funny story about a woman shopper in Germany who only reached an orgasm when she felt a security guard's hand on her shoulder. She was robbing stores all over the country!
FFS, nobody tell him about Nicolai Valuev then!!! :lol:

Posted: 25 Aug 2004, 15:15
by glittermonkey
Back when i was a relative newbie, i had the audacity to ask what the deal was with the poster in question. This is the information which i was given;
Broncano wrote:kovit is a bot program,
It is triggered whenever you type the words "height", "silkov", or "zero-thermal-expansion"...
Now, i've done lots of research on this subject and i've found that these certain words have to be typed by certain posters. I've also uncovered rumours that the program was created by none other than (dramatic pause) Silkov himself. To what end i really can't say and don't wish to speculate without further research. The investigation continues....

Posted: 25 Aug 2004, 15:25
by bennie
glittermonkey wrote:Back when i was a relative newbie, i had the audacity to ask what the deal was with the poster in question. This is the information which i was given;
Broncano wrote:kovit is a bot program,
It is triggered whenever you type the words "height", "silkov", or "zero-thermal-expansion"...
Now, i've done lots of research on this subject and i've found that these certain words have to be typed by certain posters. I've also uncovered rumours that the program was created by none other than (dramatic pause) Silkov himself. To what end i really can't say and don't wish to speculate without further research. The investigation continues....
Silkov is one of the few with the patience and knowledge to deal with some of Kovit's incessant questions. I've bought tapes off Silkov and very much doubt he has anything to do with this.

Posted: 25 Aug 2004, 19:16
by silkov
Bladder wrote:Kovit is a troll ................ and a knob!
Have you heard the saying that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones?.. :-? :roll: :roll: .. because with a name like 'Bladder' :x :o :cry: you sound a bit of a knob yourself!.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ..... a small one I'm sure!. :roll: :roll: :lol: 8) :TU: ...

Posted: 26 Aug 2004, 04:24
by wouter
I think one of these days Kovit comes comes out with a brilliant formula, predicting the exact outcome of fights based on the fighter's heights

Posted: 26 Aug 2004, 05:37
by Bladder
silkov wrote:
Bladder wrote:Kovit is a troll ................ and a knob!
Have you heard the saying that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones?.. :-? :roll: :roll: .. because with a name like 'Bladder' :x :o :cry: you sound a bit of a knob yourself!.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ..... a small one I'm sure!. :roll: :roll: :lol: 8) :TU: ...


Bwwwahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!


Silkov is a funny man ...... or woman.

Posted: 26 Aug 2004, 05:40
by Bladder
and the quality of your tapes are shit!!

mint indeed ..... pwah!!

Posted: 26 Aug 2004, 05:41
by J
Bladder wrote:and the quality of your tapes are shit!!

mint indeed ..... pwah!!
WHAT A NASTY LITTLE MAN. :o

Posted: 26 Aug 2004, 05:45
by dondada
J wrote:
Bladder wrote:and the quality of your tapes are shit!!

mint indeed ..... pwah!!
WHAT A NASTY LITTLE MAN. :o
Little? Can somebody tell me please, what is Bladder's exact standing height.

Right, bollocks to this thread. End of.

Posted: 26 Aug 2004, 05:56
by J
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 26 Aug 2004, 06:05
by Old bones Ian
Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:
J wrote:
Bladder wrote:and the quality of your tapes are shit!!

mint indeed ..... pwah!!
WHAT A NASTY LITTLE MAN. :o
but the one i brought was crap quality

Posted: 26 Aug 2004, 06:10
by J
fair enouhg, wasnt commenting on that just thought it was a bit ott to post that out of the blue. pm him Im sure he will sort you out.

I get mine form Zendo,(Collins 2000) just had ten and they are all excellent.

Posted: 26 Aug 2004, 06:28
by silkov
Its not 'fair enough' actually as I haven't even sold any tapes to the deviant cretins above who have said that the quality is crap!.... if your going to slag off my tapes at least have the intelligence to actually buy some first.... though I suppose thats asking too much of some of the knobs on this thread!.
Actually I'm quite choosey who I sell my tapes too... 8)

Posted: 26 Aug 2004, 06:34
by neil r
silkov wrote:Actually I'm quite choosey who I sell my tapes too... 8)
the harvey nichols of the boxing tape world eh?