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Parker catches infection during UK visit
Posted: 09 Jul 2017, 22:47
by KiwiRider
Oh dear.
The normally reserved Joseph Parker has caught the loose jaw syndrome whilst visiting the UK.
Wanting to fight the body snatcher at the Huey Fury fight
Calling out AJ (oh God, the calamity)
http://www.BS.com/parker-joshu ... ne--118330
Then he wants Wilder anytime
Oh hang on, he also wants Tyson Fury now
http://www.BS.com/parker-tyson ... im--118320
Come on Joe!
Get out of the UK and seek treatment before your flapping jaw gets you KO'd!
One baby step at a time, sort out little Huey first. Then maybe something a little more challenging IF you can get past him
I tell you boxing fans, that belt is so loose around Parker's waist, it falls around his ankles every step he takes!

Re: Parker catches infection during UK visit
Posted: 09 Jul 2017, 23:45
by asdfjkl
He's simply the most active heavyweight out there, who now also has a belt. Even though I expect Hughie to win, I hope Parker does, since I like his activity. I will remain a fan of him, no matter what the result will be. I just expect every of the other guys to turn into chickens again after he lost the belt.
Re: Parker catches infection during UK visit
Posted: 09 Jul 2017, 23:46
by crusader
If he's that vulnerable, is it unwise for him to seek a major fight before getting found out? Sure, AJ would probably flatten him, but it's guaranteed $$$$ that could be blown losing to a guy like Whyte.
Pov just won a WBO title of some sort will be getting ranked by them soon...I wonder if his side will make a big offer.
Re: Parker catches infection during UK visit
Posted: 10 Jul 2017, 00:38
by KiwiRider
crusader wrote:If he's that vulnerable, is it unwise for him to seek a major fight before getting found out? Sure, AJ would probably flatten him, but it's guaranteed $$$$ that could be blown losing to a guy like Whyte.
Pov just won a WBO title of some sort will be getting ranked by them soon...I wonder if his side will make a big offer.
Hopefully his management will see to an acceptable progression.
With no real amateur pedigree and limited professional opponents, he is still pretty green.
And for sure, not ready for anyone in the top 8 just yet.
Also he is perhaps a little naïve to the whole business side of things
On the plus side, he is a naturally big guy, with a very good chin, a reasonable engine, and dedicated to his training. I would put money on him being clean as well.
On the negative side, I don't think his trainer is up to taking him to the next level.
You can see on the YouTube video ringside at the Huey fight, when the body snatcher says he will step in if Huey is a no show, that Parker is just too nice to say no on the spot. Fast Eddie could whisper in Joe's ear "fight AJ for £50 and wear a pink tutu please Joe" slip his tongue in Joe's lug hole and he would probably say yes

Re: Parker catches infection during UK visit
Posted: 10 Jul 2017, 03:57
by BillW
Unread postby KiwiRider » Today, 14:47
Oh dear.
The normally reserved Joseph Parker has caught the loose jaw syndrome whilst visiting the UK.
Wanting to fight the body snatcher at the Huey Fury fight
Calling out AJ (oh God, the calamity)
http://www.BS.com/parker-joshu ... ne--118330
Then he wants Wilder anytime
Oh hang on, he also wants Tyson Fury now
http://www.BS.com/parker-tyson ... im--118320
Come on Joe!
Get out of the UK and seek treatment before your flapping jaw gets you KO'd!
One baby step at a time, sort out little Huey first. Then maybe something a little more challenging IF you can get past him
I tell you boxing fans, that belt is so loose around Parker's waist, it falls around his ankles every step he takes!
Did Joe pork your missus?
Re: Parker catches infection during UK visit
Posted: 10 Jul 2017, 05:00
by KiwiRider
I'm a busy man and not adverse to outsourcing. It's not like I'm going to get him to fix a virus on my laptop.
But bless 'er, she's a one man woman, and if that man happens to live on the other side of the world with his mammy and two heavyweight belts, it's not my problem.