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...and who says that the golden age of sports reporting is dead.. courtesy of todays soarway Sun

Bonk to basics
By PAT SHEEHAN

TAKALOO cannot wait for the final bell in his WBU light- middleweight title clash against Wayne Alexander tonight — so he can ring his girlfriend’s bell.

The Margate mauler had a nine-week bonk ban imposed by trainer Jim McDonnell and plans a manic dash from East London’s York Hall back to the coast to catch up on lost nookie.

Tak, 28, revealed: “Jim always talks about making sacrifices and is convinced that if I have sex when I’m training it will weaken my legs.

“Does it? I don’t know because I always carry out Jim’s instructions to the letter and my partner Sarah has thrown me into the spare room.

“Jim rings the house at odd hours and quizzes me on where I’ve been sleeping. He needn’t worry.

“I’ve tried climbing into Sarah’s bed a few times but she throws me back in the spare room, saying Jim wouldn’t like it.

“Right now I’m having trouble walking up the stairs but Wayne will have trouble getting off the canvas after our fight.

“It’s going to be an early night for him because I’m so angry.

“I’ve prepared for someone to cut my bandages off straight after my bout so I can get home as quick as I can — let’s just hope I don’t get caught for speeding!”

Alexander, the one-time golden boy of the British fight game, is convinced he has the tools to take out his former sparring partner Takaloo.

He has switched trainers from Jimmy Tibbs to John Breen in the hope of getting his career back on track.

The Croydon hard-hitter said: “There was no problem with Jim. I had just reached a stage where I wasn’t moving forward so the time had come for a change.

I’ve been boxing since I was 11 and it’s remained my dream to win a major world title. Beating Takaloo will be another step on the way to fulfilling it.”






http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,3-2004420701,00.html

Takaloo doesn't want to trade with Alexander: he needs to box him, wear him down. Alexander has never been past eight rounds and has a history of fading. Why slug with a known puncher?

bennie welcome back mate ! yeah agreed on tak alexander, are you making tonight? (wembley)

J wrote:bennie welcome back mate ! yeah agreed on tak alexander, are you making tonight? (wembley)

Fraid' not, J. Too knackered, mate. Just trying to wrap up Dann-Bendall...

aaah shame another time bro, Well nearly time for me to go, so have agood weekend all, (not pissed too cokes and a oj and lemondae tyoday saving myself for tonight!!) take care all

Tak will say anything to get himself some column inches.....

this whole "bad blood" with Alexander started cause Takaloo was bullshitting to the press about knocking Wayne out....

bennie wrote:

J wrote:bennie welcome back mate ! yeah agreed on tak alexander, are you making tonight? (wembley)

Fraid' not, J. Too knackered, mate. Just trying to wrap up Dann-Bendall...

From a recent post by J....

ever heard of PM';s fellas or what this intentional to have your own private thread

oops ive just ruined now havent I

I predict Tak will be well and truly f***ed by the third round.

i hardly think that one message in a thread asking after someone is the same as having your owne little private thread mate....but if you want to nit pick!!!!

J wrote:i hardly think that one message in a thread asking after someone is the same as having your owne little private thread mate....but if you want to nit pick!!!!

sorry J didnt realise we had to run the content of a thread by you first.

If you want to nit-pick...

comb yer mam's fanny....

neil r wrote:

J wrote:i hardly think that one message in a thread asking after someone is the same as having your owne little private thread mate....but if you want to nit pick!!!!

sorry J didnt realise we had to run the content of a thread by you first.

Time of the month neil...? Or should I call you Nelly...

Jedi Knight wrote:

neil r wrote:

J wrote:i hardly think that one message in a thread asking after someone is the same as having your owne little private thread mate....but if you want to nit pick!!!!

sorry J didnt realise we had to run the content of a thread by you first.

Time of the month neil...? Or should I call you Nelly...

bennie wrote:Takaloo doesn't want to trade with Alexander: he needs to box him, wear him down. Alexander has never been past eight rounds and has a history of fading. Why slug with a known puncher?

Mystic Bennie

Well - Tak was well and truly fuc-ed by that left hook so he can not complain.

He got what he wanted.. Fuc-ked !

neil r wrote:

J wrote:i hardly think that one message in a thread asking after someone is the same as having your owne little private thread mate....but if you want to nit pick!!!!

sorry J didnt realise we had to run the content of a thread by you first.

no you dont at all but you obviously have some issue cos I made a joke on another thread you didnt like.

get a grip mate. kinell.


anyway yeah cant see tak would have been driving mr Porky into tuna town any time on saturday night thats for sure.

DG. wrote:Well - Tak was well and truly fuc-ed by that left hook so he can not complain.

He got what he wanted.. Fuc-ked !

Tut tut, and you had the audacity to tell me I was rude when I said Wayne's skills were shit.

J wrote: you obviously have some issue cos I made a joke on another thread you didnt like.

get a grip mate. kinell.

im in the queue J, right behind your good self

DIRT SUGAR wrote:

DG. wrote:Well - Tak was well and truly fuc-ed by that left hook so he can not complain.

He got what he wanted.. Fuc-ked !

Tut tut, and you had the audacity to tell me I was rude when I said Wayne's skills were shit.

Don't mean it , Dirt.

Just thought it was funny that he wanted to get fuc-ed and in the end - the left hook did it for him !

Just playing !