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Golden Buzz Promotions
Presents: GBP 2.0
Gorilla Based Pugilistics

WE CLOBBER BECAUSE WE CARE

Take us at our word, we are sincere when we tell you.....

We don't want any of you living with roaches......

So we will bare the burden to protect the environment, by cleaning up this mess.

And yes....YOU are the mess

As always, your safety is our foremost concern
so please please remember to protect yourself at all times.

and though this is sound and sage advice, you will inevitably fall short.

Be advised: Your best course of action is to abandon hope and steer clear.

However: you are not without a choice in the matter

If you feel the need to experience the agony of defeat, sign up early (and often) to receive your free brutal beat down with every event you agree to.

Our list of Pugilistic Experts are second to none:

*Muhammad Ali
*Max "The Vanilla Magilla" Scmeling
*Anaclet Wamba
*Vonda "Too Tall To Fall" Ward

GBP.....the gold standard in Simulated Pugilistic Events has had it very good thus far this season.


We wish to apologize to everyone who has been victimized by our arrogant brutality, and selfish behaviors.


Sadly, we often forget that it is important to remain humble in the wake of such success. And we get all excited and openly celebrate our own perfection....far far to often.

So it's time to set things right, and remember that it's not about us.

What have YOU, the little guy, helped us accomplish?
Well without your ability to accept defeats, none of this could have happened.
So it's time to give YOU credit for YOUR contributions to "the GBP cause"

Consider the following:

1. A humble Roach Spray salesman from Kentucky, also known as the greatest fighter of all time holds The number one fighter ranking in the Sim. We have not ducked anyone, anywhere at anytime. And we are ashamed of our blatant success.

2. A certain German fighter who probably should not be in the top 10 is currently ranked in the top five....because of our genius style of management. And some wonderful CPU's. We apologize for this booking oversight, and will send him on suicide missions very soon. In fact I believe we will be victim of a command performance by James J Jeffries as soon as this week..

3. After receiving much in the way of disrespect, we asked our Wakanda representative to dispense with a certain "Royal family member" in his last outing. And he simply stood his ground, and watched his opponent crumble. For this bit of over the top bravado and excellence....we are contrite. And any rumors of Wamba possessing and demonstrating "super powers" in this last match, is strictly conjecture.

4. We are also currently managing the very tallest female fighter in the league current rated in the top five....in fact she would be in the top 10 male fighters as well. She is very very tall. We are not proud of this, and we often ask her to stoop in order that others will feel their own empowerment to a greater degree. She is much taller than Doofus Durokovic...... we do not particularly have any great regret about this. Though we probably should.

That is all.

You do have a dangerous stable this season...If your man Wamba was permanently locked into an ongoing war with Jirov, our man Toney could've slapped him around a time or two already.

Cecilia could beat the crap out of Vonda Ward any week you decide you got the guts for it.

And rest assured Holyfield and Norton will be coming for your Heavyweights in due time.