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That's right folks, we're back! The longest running, highest rated, most adored, often imitated but never duplicated, Ayatollahs of Rock & Rollas, Ballsonya Magazine has risen like the Phoenix and returned to pleasure your eyeholes!

Now, on to the business at hand...

With the shocking storm of superiority that a supposed newcomer has taken The Sim by force, it may have seemed all too easy. But have no fear, because the Ballsonyas were on the case. You could say we were...on ya. And now, we go live to a statement from the team known as "The Greater Power" -

"For years I sat silent, waiting for my chance at glory. Waiting for the right time...to return.

And now as I stand with three quarters of my stable in title fights, two of them being defenses, and the fourth being King, I feel it is time to reveal my true purpose...and identity.

Many of you know my name, and may even recognize my style. PunkRockSuperstar, PRS313, D. Razor, and the legendary Hall of Famer, Creator of The Million Dollar Tournament, winner of countless titles, and the Greatest Man in the World, DetroitHxC!




That's right it was ME, BoxRec Sim, it was ME along!

You all bought it! You bought it hook, line, and sinker. Even my own immediate family bought it!

But you know, I really didn’t want to have to do it. BoxRec made me. The BoxRec higher ups made me fool you. They made me. Because BoxRec Sim, I had to teach you a lesson that you would never, ever forget. And now you know, there is no price I will not pay. There is no depth that I will not stoop to make your life here on earth a total, complete, living hell!

And right now I would like to thank someone who is like my own flesh and blood. My best friend and THC teammate, Bobby "The Brain," aka gilgamesh! And I would like to take this opportunity, especially, to thank all of the BoxRec Sim Champions in my stable, Vitali Kitschko, Holly Holm, and soon-to-be Jack Dempsey. I would also like to thank King Vassiliy Jirov, James Toney, Evander Holyfield, Cecilia Braekhaus, Ken Norton, everyone, everyone in the entire THC.

Now without further grandstanding, I will continue my Era of Terror.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled lives of plight.

Thank you, and good day."

Wow! This is unbelievable folks! A bombshell like no other to rock The BRS since its inception!

Will this gang of miscreants be slowed down any time soon? Will this be the first 4 person stable to all hold titles at the same time?? Will Crease EVER stop being such a NOOB??? Stay tuned to the newly resurrected Ballsonya Magazine to keep you updated. And as always, stay toasty my friends. SHIBBY!

Ballsonya Magazine, June 2018

Grandstanding? Drawing attention? Acting unusual? Pulling the wool over our eyes? Taking us down the primrose path?

I hereby demand and require that you be excommunicated from our midst.

Sir.....let me explain something to you. Whether you are of historical significance, or simply significantly hysterical, there are things that you must know.

Like Golf, or Cricket, or maybe that sport where the steam kettle is followed by folks who sweep the path so that it may elegantly glide into it's proper and wondrous destination, SimPugilism is played quietly, without ego, and with distinguished wisdom and cerebral acuteness. The leading dynamics being great restraint, and silent resolve.

Like Chess, not like Rugby.

To do otherwise will bring specific waivers, sanctions, stripping of titles, and other actions designed to emasculate, and bring you into the "quiet fold".

You have officially embarrassed everyone associated with this endeavor.

However....it does seem that there is justice to be played out......as you were expertly drawn into the "pit of hell' competition.
The competition where an entire 25% of your stable is forced to take a beating week after week after week by "Wamba from Wakanda"

Unless of course you cut and run........which you are free to do......either way by punishing punches, or by the jackrabbit running, you will be shown to be just what you are.

And just what is that?

Another little mom and pop shop, who thought they had a "niche" in the simpugilism market, but ended up incessantly flatuently fizzling, until they ran out of carbonation.

Commish! Tear down this thread!

THC rolling up a fat joint of Shocker OG, and smoking the competition.

Welcome back good sir.

Dottier Charredo wrote: ↑05 Jun 2018, 10:40Will Crease EVER stop being such a NOOB???

The answer to your question is NO.

And for those of you who don't know this guy, he's one mean S.O.B - who combines his formidable verbal arsenal amongst with a highly successful management style in The Sim.

Welcome back Mr D, it's great to have you back...

Well, you lost a title shot and both belts. You shouldn't have posted this thread until after the week 8 results!

armageto wrote: ↑06 Jun 2018, 19:00 Well, you lost a title shot and both belts. You shouldn't have posted this thread until after the week 8 results!

A mere blip on the radar my good man. THC will always rise from the ashes, and smoke the competition!

If D's team fails. My team thrives. If my team fails. His team thrives. One way or another. THC is gonna run this sh*t! BELIEVE THAT!

armageto wrote: ↑06 Jun 2018, 19:00 Well, you lost a title shot and both belts. You shouldn't have posted this thread until after the week 8 results!

Well it would be a pretty pathetic thread if my whole team were coming off of losses, now wouldn't it?

The timing of this reveal was done at precisely the time it was meant to be done. The results are meaningless in the grand scheme of things. It's not like the corruption around here isn't well-documented anyway.

Great managers always rise to the top, and we will be champions again in no time, unless something holds us back.

gilgamesh wrote: ↑06 Jun 2018, 19:02

armageto wrote: ↑06 Jun 2018, 19:00 Well, you lost a title shot and both belts. You shouldn't have posted this thread until after the week 8 results!

A mere blip on the radar my good man. THC will always rise from the ashes, and smoke the competition!

If D's team fails. My team thrives. If my team fails. His team thrives. One way or another. THC is gonna run this sh*t! BELIEVE THAT!

ALWAYS!

BoxBuzz wrote: ↑05 Jun 2018, 11:55 Grandstanding? Drawing attention? Acting unusual? Pulling the wool over our eyes? Taking us down the primrose path?

I hereby demand and require that you be excommunicated from our midst.

Sir.....let me explain something to you. Whether you are of historical significance, or simply significantly hysterical, there are things that you must know.

Like Golf, or Cricket, or maybe that sport where the steam kettle is followed by folks who sweep the path so that it may elegantly glide into it's proper and wondrous destination, SimPugilism is played quietly, without ego, and with distinguished wisdom and cerebral acuteness. The leading dynamics being great restraint, and silent resolve.

Like Chess, not like Rugby.

To do otherwise will bring specific waivers, sanctions, stripping of titles, and other actions designed to emasculate, and bring you into the "quiet fold".

You have officially embarrassed everyone associated with this endeavor.

However....it does seem that there is justice to be played out......as you were expertly drawn into the "pit of hell' competition.
The competition where an entire 25% of your stable is forced to take a beating week after week after week by "Wamba from Wakanda"

Unless of course you cut and run........which you are free to do......either way by punishing punches, or by the jackrabbit running, you will be shown to be just what you are.

And just what is that?

Another little mom and pop shop, who thought they had a "niche" in the simpugilism market, but ended up incessantly flatuently fizzling, until they ran out of carbonation.

Commish! Tear down this thread!

Curling is one of the greatest athletic endeavors on this planet, and I demand that you respect it immediately!

If you don't recognize the chess being played in plain site before your very old and tired eyes then I guess there is nothing I can type that will alleviate the pain that is emanating throughout your brain every time you even think of the thorn in your side that is The Greater Power!

armageto wrote: ↑05 Jun 2018, 16:40 Welcome back good sir.

Thank you, it is good to be back.

lol, I had no Idea...was always hoping you'd come back

The only person that knew was me, and I wasn't telling because I was waiting for this glorious revelation

Dottier Charredo wrote: ↑07 Jun 2018, 13:57.Curling is one of the greatest athletic endeavors on this planet, and I demand that you respect it immediately!

Never mind curling - HURLING is the best sport (if you've got 5 mins free time, check it out)

Crease wrote: ↑12 Jun 2018, 07:48

Dottier Charredo wrote: ↑07 Jun 2018, 13:57.Curling is one of the greatest athletic endeavors on this planet, and I demand that you respect it immediately!

Never mind curling - HURLING is the best sport (if you've got 5 mins free time, check it out)

I was just reading up on hurling the other day. Seems like a great sport, and one that I can definitely get in to.

Thank you for the welcome back as well. It is nice to see some people around here remember my better days.

Better Daze?

Please understand,

Your history is as sordid as your past, which is clearly no better than the things you did a long time ago.

But welcome to the present.

Now..........get in there and do something useful, by losing dramatically to our stable of first class fighters.

I am always in the BEST daze, I can assure you.

Everything I have ever done, here or otherwise, has been the best, and with the utmost excellence. I have won championships innumerable, with countless lowly pugs pulled up from the depths to reign supreme with gold around their waist. That was all due to the sheer brilliance of my management. The Hall of Fame came calling to ME, and of course I accepted, being the gracious and humble legend that I am.

And yes, let me welcome you to the present, with the championships already racking up for The Greater Power, and one fighter who as exuded such dominance that he was named King of the entire Sim. They say it's lonely at the top, but I guess all this success in life hasn't gotten boring to me yet, because I love me some me, and I will never stop dominating you and everyone else in this whole Simiverse.

When this season is over HISTORY will be made, but when it comes to Annabelle The Wombat HIS STORY will be nothing but a sad joke, and the HISTORY BOOKS will remember the most utterly embarrassing dominance that one fighter has ever shown over another, and King Vassiliy will sit at his rightful place, on his THRONE in the Hall of Fame, along with the rest of THC, Winning Everything Every Day Promotions, and The Greater Power, because as you can already see, my dominance shall live FOREVER!!!

Dottier Charredo wrote: ↑12 Jun 2018, 13:36 I am always in the BEST daze, I can assure you.

Everything I have ever done, here or otherwise, has been the best, and with the utmost excellence. I have won championships innumerable, with countless lowly pugs pulled up from the depths to reign supreme with gold around their waist. That was all due to the sheer brilliance of my management. The Hall of Fame came calling to ME, and of course I accepted, being the gracious and humble legend that I am.

And yes, let me welcome you to the present, with the championships already racking up for The Greater Power, and one fighter who as exuded such dominance that he was named King of the entire Sim. They say it's lonely at the top, but I guess all this success in life hasn't gotten boring to me yet, because I love me some me, and I will never stop dominating you and everyone else in this whole Simiverse.

When this season is over HISTORY will be made, but when it comes to Annabelle The Wombat HIS STORY will be nothing but a sad joke, and the HISTORY BOOKS will remember the most utterly embarrassing dominance that one fighter has ever shown over another, and King Vassiliy will sit at his rightful place, on his THRONE in the Hall of Fame, along with the rest of THC, Winning Everything Every Day Promotions, and The Greater Power, because as you can already see, my dominance shall live FOREVER!!!

That's THC for you. Just when you think we can't make any more history or do anything that we haven't already done. BAM!!!! We're all up in that ass with EVEN MORE unprecedented greatness.

When we've reached the mountaintop we still ain't satisfied. We're stepping it up into the clouds!

We have always been willing to be cutting edge, groundbreaking, trendsetting, and all the different ways that you can say being amazing.

THC is simply...historic.