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Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 12:11
by oogiebe
AJ says he's the Range Rover of boxing. I got to thinking what vehicle I would associate with other HW's today.
Deontay Wilder: High Speed; Loose ended stock car. In NASCAR the looser the rear end, the faster you go and the more out of control you are.
Jarrell Miller: Garbage Truck. Big and smelly and a lot of crap falls out the back.
Kubrat Pulev: Ford Escort (Boring car, boring fighter)
Dillian Whyte: Chrysler 300. Big and powerful, but for those of us who can't afford a Cadillac.
Adam Kownacki: Mid-sized pickup truck
Luis Ortiz: Chevy Nova (No va in Spanish means "not going")
Tyson Fury: MG Midget. Fun, no thrills and underestimated.
Dominic Breazeale: Uber ride. You never know what you're going to get and you don't really care.
Alexander Povetkin: Honda Accord. Not the best, not the worst, but lasts a long time and is dependable.
I don't know. I thought it was fun.
Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 15:12
by Thomastearns
oogiebe wrote: ↑07 Mar 2019, 12:11
AJ says he's the Range Rover of boxing. I got to thinking what vehicle I would associate with other HW's today.
Deontay Wilder: High Speed; Loose ended stock car. In NASCAR the looser the rear end, the faster you go and the more out of control you are.
Jarrell Miller: Garbage Truck. Big and smelly and a lot of crap falls out the back.
Kubrat Pulev: Ford Escort (Boring car, boring fighter)
Dillian Whyte: Chrysler 300. Big and powerful, but for those of us who can't afford a Cadillac.
Adam Kownacki: Mid-sized pickup truck
Luis Ortiz: Chevy Nova (No va in Spanish means "not going")
Tyson Fury: MG Midget. Fun, no thrills and underestimated.
Dominic Breazeale: Uber ride. You never know what you're going to get and you don't really care.
Alexander Povetkin: Honda Accord. Not the best, not the worst, but lasts a long time and is dependable.
I don't know. I thought it was fun.
Awesome!
Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 15:15
by oogiebe
Thomastearns wrote: ↑07 Mar 2019, 15:12
oogiebe wrote: ↑07 Mar 2019, 12:11
AJ says he's the Range Rover of boxing. I got to thinking what vehicle I would associate with other HW's today.
Deontay Wilder: High Speed; Loose ended stock car. In NASCAR the looser the rear end, the faster you go and the more out of control you are.
Jarrell Miller: Garbage Truck. Big and smelly and a lot of crap falls out the back.
Kubrat Pulev: Ford Escort (Boring car, boring fighter)
Dillian Whyte: Chrysler 300. Big and powerful, but for those of us who can't afford a Cadillac.
Adam Kownacki: Mid-sized pickup truck
Luis Ortiz: Chevy Nova (No va in Spanish means "not going")
Tyson Fury: MG Midget. Fun, no thrills and underestimated.
Dominic Breazeale: Uber ride. You never know what you're going to get and you don't really care.
Alexander Povetkin: Honda Accord. Not the best, not the worst, but lasts a long time and is dependable.
I don't know. I thought it was fun.
Awesome!
Thanks!

Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 17:37
by Coco
Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 17:38
by oogiebe
Thanks, man! Glad you liked it. Add to it!
Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 18:07
by SenorPipino
oogiebe wrote: ↑07 Mar 2019, 12:11
AJ says he's the Range Rover of boxing. I got to thinking what vehicle I would associate with other HW's today.
Deontay Wilder: High Speed; Loose ended stock car. In NASCAR the looser the rear end, the faster you go and the more out of control you are.
Jarrell Miller: Garbage Truck. Big and smelly and a lot of crap falls out the back.
Kubrat Pulev: Ford Escort (Boring car, boring fighter)
Dillian Whyte: Chrysler 300. Big and powerful, but for those of us who can't afford a Cadillac.
Adam Kownacki: Mid-sized pickup truck
Luis Ortiz: Chevy Nova (No va in Spanish means "not going")
Tyson Fury: MG Midget. Fun, no thrills and underestimated.
Dominic Breazeale: Uber ride. You never know what you're going to get and you don't really care.
Alexander Povetkin: Honda Accord. Not the best, not the worst, but lasts a long time and is dependable.
I don't know. I thought it was fun.
Anybody remind you of a Ford Pinto?

Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 18:32
by oogiebe
SenorPipino wrote: ↑07 Mar 2019, 18:07
oogiebe wrote: ↑07 Mar 2019, 12:11
AJ says he's the Range Rover of boxing. I got to thinking what vehicle I would associate with other HW's today.
Deontay Wilder: High Speed; Loose ended stock car. In NASCAR the looser the rear end, the faster you go and the more out of control you are.
Jarrell Miller: Garbage Truck. Big and smelly and a lot of crap falls out the back.
Kubrat Pulev: Ford Escort (Boring car, boring fighter)
Dillian Whyte: Chrysler 300. Big and powerful, but for those of us who can't afford a Cadillac.
Adam Kownacki: Mid-sized pickup truck
Luis Ortiz: Chevy Nova (No va in Spanish means "not going")
Tyson Fury: MG Midget. Fun, no thrills and underestimated.
Dominic Breazeale: Uber ride. You never know what you're going to get and you don't really care.
Alexander Povetkin: Honda Accord. Not the best, not the worst, but lasts a long time and is dependable.
I don't know. I thought it was fun.
Anybody remind you of a Ford Pinto?
Tommy Morrison. Prone to blowing up.

Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 18:32
by greg
good job, oogie..
...I, for one, am still waiting for that Hummer...could that potentially be Usyk?
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Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 18:45
by mickeyb
I'd say Tyson was a Volvo XC40 - big, slow, bombproof, technically excellent, but so dull that if you parked it on my driveway, I'd pull the curtains.
Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 18:49
by oogiebe
greg wrote: ↑07 Mar 2019, 18:32
good job, oogie..
...I, for one, am still waiting for that Hummer...could that potentially be Usyk?
Hummer would be Efe Ajagba

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Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 18:50
by oogiebe
mickeyb wrote: ↑07 Mar 2019, 18:45
I'd say Tyson was a Volvo XC40 - big, slow, bombproof, technically excellent, but so dull that if you parked it on my driveway, I'd pull the curtains.
Good one!

Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 18:51
by oogiebe
Daniel Dubois: Mac Truck
Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 19:00
by Coco
oogiebe wrote: ↑07 Mar 2019, 18:51
Daniel Dubois: Mac Truck
Or a double decker bus
Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 19:01
by oogiebe
Coco wrote: ↑07 Mar 2019, 19:00
oogiebe wrote: ↑07 Mar 2019, 18:51
Daniel Dubois: Mac Truck
Or a double decker bus
Or that!
Joe Joyce: Bulldozer. Slow; powerful; easy to see coming.
Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 19:48
by ezhmael
Not really good about vehicles so what would you suggest the likes of Joseph Parker, Junlong Zhang, Lucas Browne, and Andy Ruiz?

Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 19:59
by SenorPipino
oogiebe wrote: ↑07 Mar 2019, 18:32
SenorPipino wrote: ↑07 Mar 2019, 18:07
oogiebe wrote: ↑07 Mar 2019, 12:11
AJ says he's the Range Rover of boxing. I got to thinking what vehicle I would associate with other HW's today.
Deontay Wilder: High Speed; Loose ended stock car. In NASCAR the looser the rear end, the faster you go and the more out of control you are.
Jarrell Miller: Garbage Truck. Big and smelly and a lot of crap falls out the back.
Kubrat Pulev: Ford Escort (Boring car, boring fighter)
Dillian Whyte: Chrysler 300. Big and powerful, but for those of us who can't afford a Cadillac.
Adam Kownacki: Mid-sized pickup truck
Luis Ortiz: Chevy Nova (No va in Spanish means "not going")
Tyson Fury: MG Midget. Fun, no thrills and underestimated.
Dominic Breazeale: Uber ride. You never know what you're going to get and you don't really care.
Alexander Povetkin: Honda Accord. Not the best, not the worst, but lasts a long time and is dependable.
I don't know. I thought it was fun.
Anybody remind you of a Ford Pinto?
Tommy Morrison. Prone to blowing up.
Like the Pinto, Morrison is long gone too.
Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 21:25
by sturm vogel
Fighters are often projecting themselves as superior to all prospective opponents. We say the same to Joshua as any other: when you have fought and beaten all the others than raise your arms, until then everything else is just boasting.
Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 22:19
by oogiebe
sturm vogel wrote: ↑07 Mar 2019, 21:25
Fighters are often projecting themselves as superior to all prospective opponents. We say the same to Joshua as any other: when you have fought and beaten all the others than raise your arms, until then everything else is just boasting.
What? Nothing to add? C'mon...having a bit of fun here.
Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 22:58
by sturm vogel
oogiebe wrote: ↑07 Mar 2019, 22:19
sturm vogel wrote: ↑07 Mar 2019, 21:25
Fighters are often projecting themselves as superior to all prospective opponents. We say the same to Joshua as any other: when you have fought and beaten all the others than raise your arms, until then everything else is just boasting.
What? Nothing to add? C'mon...having a bit of fun here.
Well then, wouldn't Joshua want to be a Rolls rather than a Rover?
Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 08 Mar 2019, 12:05
by oogiebe
sturm vogel wrote: ↑07 Mar 2019, 22:58
oogiebe wrote: ↑07 Mar 2019, 22:19
sturm vogel wrote: ↑07 Mar 2019, 21:25
Fighters are often projecting themselves as superior to all prospective opponents. We say the same to Joshua as any other: when you have fought and beaten all the others than raise your arms, until then everything else is just boasting.
What? Nothing to add? C'mon...having a bit of fun here.
Well then, wouldn't Joshua want to be a Rolls rather than a Rover?
Hey, that was his own statement. But at this point, I'd agree.
Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 08 Mar 2019, 12:41
by lillywhite14
What, overpriced and inferior to the Audi Q7?
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Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 08 Mar 2019, 12:46
by oogiebe
lillywhite14 wrote: ↑08 Mar 2019, 12:41
What, overpriced and inferior to the Audi Q7?
"Overpriced" LOL!
Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 08 Mar 2019, 12:56
by Fightnight Scores
David Price - Reliant Robin.....
Unsteady and easy to knock over
Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 08 Mar 2019, 13:12
by oogiebe
Fightnight Scores wrote: ↑08 Mar 2019, 12:56
David Price - Reliant Robin.....
Unsteady and easy to knock over
Don't know what a Reliant Robin is, but the description is perfect for Pricey!!!!

Re: Anthony Joshua: I'm the Range Rover of boxing.
Posted: 08 Mar 2019, 13:17
by oogiebe
ezhmael wrote: ↑07 Mar 2019, 19:48
Not really good about vehicles so what would you suggest the likes of Joseph Parker, Junlong Zhang, Lucas Browne, and Andy Ruiz?
Parker: Maxima. Looks great, but uncomfortable and lacks depth.
Andy Ruiz: The airbag
Zhang: Flying car. It's just not real.
Lucas Browne: The whole used car lot. You never know what you are going get.