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How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 16:22
by Coco
Would you fight him? And if so for how much?

You are as you are and he is as he is, 56 year old roider with virtually zero experience.

It will be 3x2's behind closed doors

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 16:27
by brilo33
he is door man if you have ever been drunk you have problay fought that type , so i would say 5 pints of stella

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 16:29
by asmund
A grand sounds good enough :TU:

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 16:31
by Coco
Chance to look good against a lump who can't fight

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 16:54
by Steveh583
Wouldn't lower myself

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 18:06
by chiggsy
His claim to fame is giving lenny McLean a wank In the nightclub broom room when he was suffering a terrible bout of roid rage.

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 18:10
by gilgamesh
I don't know who Mickey Theo is, but for 5 or 10 Grand I'd probably fight anybody in the world as long as it was in the context of an organized sport with a referee and sh*t.

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 18:22
by dr_devious
You'd fight Wilder or Fury or Joshua for five or ten grand????

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 18:29
by Nightmare Roy
I’dwant to know his fighting weight, he looks like a big pudendum from what I’ve seen, plus £5k is fcuk all really, I might not think that if this lock down lasts a long time though. :lol:

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 18:32
by Nightmare Roy
dr_devious wrote: 23 Apr 2020, 18:22 You'd fight Wilder or Fury or Joshua for five or ten grand????
Wouldn’t fight either for a million personally, I’d prob go in with GGG for that and get folded like a deck chair but chances are I’d still be able to eat food without a machine

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 18:33
by gilgamesh
dr_devious wrote: 23 Apr 2020, 18:22 You'd fight Wilder or Fury or Joshua for five or ten grand????
Without hesitation. It'd need to be 10 though for those types :lol:

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 18:34
by Nightmare Roy
gilgamesh wrote: 23 Apr 2020, 18:33
dr_devious wrote: 23 Apr 2020, 18:22 You'd fight Wilder or Fury or Joshua for five or ten grand????
Without hesitation. It'd need to be 10 though for those types :lol:
That would be a seriously bad idea mate

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 18:34
by margaret thatcher
Those guys would prob KO me with a jab, doubt it would be serious lasting damage to my health

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 18:35
by gilgamesh
Nightmare Roy wrote: 23 Apr 2020, 18:32
dr_devious wrote: 23 Apr 2020, 18:22 You'd fight Wilder or Fury or Joshua for five or ten grand????
Wouldn’t fight either for a million personally, I’d prob go in with GGG for that and get folded like a deck chair but chances are I’d still be able to eat food without a machine
Chances are you'd be able to eat food without a machine no matter who you fought.

Life threatening injuries DO happen in Boxing. Seldom do you see them happen as a result of a 1st round KO which is almost certainly what would happen if any of us regular schmo's were to fight a Championship level Professional boxer.

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 18:37
by gilgamesh
Nightmare Roy wrote: 23 Apr 2020, 18:34
gilgamesh wrote: 23 Apr 2020, 18:33

Without hesitation. It'd need to be 10 though for those types :lol:
That would be a seriously bad idea mate
No it wouldn't. I'd lose, and I'd be 10,000 richer for about 1 minute of work. I could live with that just fine.

Now if it were up to me to pay my medical bills, and it's mandatory that I get taken to the hospital following a KO loss (which is certain), then I'd demand more.

In fact, let's just assume my medical bills, whatever they may be are covered or I'm not doing it :lol:

Unless somebody MADE you go to the hospital though, I'd take my chances that I'm not gonna die as a result of getting knocked out.

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 18:37
by Cyclops
5 grand why not? I could be a live dog :lol:

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 18:38
by gilgamesh
margaret thatcher wrote: 23 Apr 2020, 18:34 Those guys would prob KO me with a jab, doubt it would be serious lasting damage to my health
Exactly :TU:

I've had my ass whipped before for nothing. Getting my ass whipped for 10 Grand. I'd get over it just fine.

The fun thing is, even in losing by KO in the 1st round to Fury, I'll bet I could give a better effort than Wladimir Klitschko did just the same :lol:

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 18:54
by coneye
John Fury , or this other Geezer , Nope would'nt fight them for 1 grand or 10 grand ,, i'd say stuff ya , would'nt want to risk losing and going on there list that they can brag about while they bully others .

Now Tyson Fury , or Klitchko , Wilder , or Aj ,,, Jeez , i would love too , and i would do it for NOTHING , just to have ahd the privilige of being in the ring with any of them , would be the highlight of my life .. Not that it would do them any good , but jeez it would be a honor for me , Even better if i dropped my right hand on them , and knocked em the fook out :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 19:02
by asmund
Bodybuilders and/or powerlifters tend to not perform too well with boxing gloves on...






Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 19:06
by margaret thatcher
Am I crazy for thinking that Bean actually wasn't awful? I swear, he actually had some pretty snappy hands and good combos

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 19:10
by margaret thatcher
I still say, when you're dealing with guys this age, a lot more of it starts to come down to who has better aging genetics and who is keeping themselves in shape better, not necessarily who was the better boxer 25-30 years ago in their primes

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 19:12
by oogiebe
margaret thatcher wrote: 23 Apr 2020, 19:06 Am I crazy for thinking that Bean actually wasn't awful? I swear, he actually had some pretty snappy hands and good combos
You you're not crazy.

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 19:16
by asmund
You can go from boxing to bodybuilding/powerlifting, and still be able to box. Not the other way around.

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 19:27
by gilgamesh
margaret thatcher wrote: 23 Apr 2020, 19:06 Am I crazy for thinking that Bean actually wasn't awful? I swear, he actually had some pretty snappy hands and good combos
Hey, he made more money than anybody that ever exclusively fought 4 rounders by a wide margin I'm sure, so he did something right I guess.

Re: How much to fight Micky Theo?

Posted: 23 Apr 2020, 19:54
by Wee Tommy
500 would be fine.