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make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 03:15
by margaret thatcher
use boxers names, terms, facts, etc...anything boxing related

ex: a bad one i just made in a lazlo papp thread--------- if someone criticizes lazslo, can we call it a 'papp smear' :maybe:

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 03:35
by (craig)
Khan v Brook 2021

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 03:37
by margaret thatcher
:OhYes:

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 04:26
by JamesPhilips
Sometimes when I'm alking to a mate about someone I don't like I say I'm going to knock them out with a Hollywood punch......but unless they're a Ben Davison fan, I sometimes get met with a blank look

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 04:26
by JamesPhilips
Sometimes when I'm alking to a mate about someone I don't like I say I'm going to knock them out with a Hollywood punch......but unless they're a Ben Davison fan, I sometimes get met with a blank look

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 04:26
by JamesPhilips
Sometimes when I'm alking to a mate about someone I don't like I say I'm going to knock them out with a Hollywood punch......but unless they're a Ben Davison fan, I sometimes get met with a blank look

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 10:08
by margaret thatcher
:yay:

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 10:50
by oogiebe
What has four legs and no ears?

Mike Tyson's dog... :maybe:

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 10:53
by margaret thatcher
oh no he been bitin the dawgs too :oo

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 11:03
by (craig)
Why did Bellew cross the road?

To collect a vacant belt.

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 11:05
by Controversial
Reminds me of the joke doing the rounds when Bruno first fought for the world title. How does Brunos next opponent eat his desert. Witherspoon.

I'll get my coat.

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 11:06
by Ruthless-RKO
(craig) wrote: 19 Aug 2021, 11:03 Why did Bellew cross the road?

To collect a vacant belt.
:lol: :lol:

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 11:17
by margaret thatcher
(craig) wrote: 19 Aug 2021, 11:03 Why did Bellew cross the road?

To collect a vacant belt.
:yay:

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 11:17
by margaret thatcher
Controversial wrote: 19 Aug 2021, 11:05 Reminds me of the joke doing the rounds when Bruno first fought for the world title. How does Brunos next opponent eat his desert. Witherspoon.

I'll get my coat.
:OhYes:

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 11:44
by handsofstone
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Take the Fums away and you have Eubank Sr's phone number

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 11:52
by margaret thatcher
amazthing :yay:

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 12:03
by Coco
Did you year the fella who beat Bruno for the title was stabbed?

Really? With a knife?

No! With-er-spoon :yay:

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 12:05
by margaret thatcher
:clap:

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 12:29
by oogiebe
What's 'hodeedoh hodeedoh hodeedoh hodeedoh!!"

Leon Spinks running for the elevator.

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 12:37
by oogiebe
What's the last thing an upper middle class white dude hears when he goes into a boxing gym!?

10!!!

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 13:24
by margaret thatcher
:salut: :OhYes:

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 14:57
by CaptainSpacerod
The thread’s over 12 hours old and still no “battered around the ring” jokes ?

Falling standards

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 14:58
by margaret thatcher
yusuf mack knows something about that :lol:

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 15:01
by Coco
CaptainSpacerod wrote: 19 Aug 2021, 14:57 The thread’s over 12 hours old and still no “battered around the ring” jokes ?

Falling standards
What have Bruno and Freddie Mercury got in common?

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 15:03
by CaptainSpacerod
:TU: :lol:

That’s more like it, let the fun begin