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which characters would make the best boxers?

Posted: 17 Oct 2021, 23:47
by margaret thatcher
i nominate goro

8 feet tall, with incredible reach
500 pounds
4 arms, so can hit you everywhere
and for 500 years undefeated mortal kombat champion, so we know he can fight

it seems his weaknesses are that he's not too bright and he doesn't take low blows very well, as shown by johnny cage. seems a bit overly muscled too, maybe trained too much with aj, but overall very beastly

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Re: which characters would make the best boxers?

Posted: 18 Oct 2021, 05:21
by DrDuke
King Kong!

50 feel tall, heavier than Fury, smarter than Wilder, prettier than Mike Tyson. Kicked butts of different dinosaurs, godzillas and other monsters.

He definitely could smash everybody in the ring including the ring itself with a one punch.

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Re: which characters would make the best boxers?

Posted: 18 Oct 2021, 05:29
by orbtastic
Hindu god/deity Durga

Re: which characters would make the best boxers?

Posted: 18 Oct 2021, 06:40
by margaret thatcher
DrDuke wrote: 18 Oct 2021, 05:21 King Kong!

50 feel tall, heavier than Fury, smarter than Wilder, prettier than Mike Tyson. Kicked butts of different dinosaurs, godzillas and other monsters.

He definitely could smash everybody in the ring including the ring itself with a one punch.

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i dunno man, i think he'd be out of the loop due to the logistics of arranging a big enough ring :lol:

Re: which characters would make the best boxers?

Posted: 18 Oct 2021, 06:40
by margaret thatcher
orbtastic wrote: 18 Oct 2021, 05:29 Hindu god/deity Durga
got dem hands flying at you from all angles :box:

Re: which characters would make the best boxers?

Posted: 18 Oct 2021, 07:02
by kevo
Manga character ‘One Punch Man’ would make a pretty decent boxer.

Re: which characters would make the best boxers?

Posted: 18 Oct 2021, 07:38
by JamesPhilips
Popeye could bang unless spinach is counted as a PED

Re: which characters would make the best boxers?

Posted: 18 Oct 2021, 07:55
by Boxerbeetle
You’d have to fancy Dhalsim from Street Fighter in a boxing match, just look at that reach. And if anyone did somehow manage to close the distance and get inside, he could set them on fire with his yoga breath.

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Re: which characters would make the best boxers?

Posted: 18 Oct 2021, 07:56
by margaret thatcher
sheeyat, gonna be tough to get inside his jab :oo

Re: which characters would make the best boxers?

Posted: 18 Oct 2021, 08:36
by JamesPhilips
Boxerbeetle wrote: 18 Oct 2021, 07:55 You’d have to fancy Dhalsim from Street Fighter in a boxing match, just look at that reach. And if anyone did somehow manage to close the distance and get inside, he could set them on fire with his yoga breath.

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Dhalsim lacks power though. And yoga fire would likely be illegal. You could always go for Balrog :D

Re: which characters would make the best boxers?

Posted: 18 Oct 2021, 08:37
by Glass Joe

Re: which characters would make the best boxers?

Posted: 18 Oct 2021, 09:15
by NoScoutingReports
Glass Joe wrote: 18 Oct 2021, 08:37
Tough to look beyond Luke Cage, I agree. IRON chin.

Re: which characters would make the best boxers?

Posted: 18 Oct 2021, 10:08
by DrDuke
The almighty Terminator. Couldn't be hurt at all.

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Re: which characters would make the best boxers?

Posted: 18 Oct 2021, 11:16
by margaret thatcher
Glass Joe wrote: 18 Oct 2021, 08:37
gonna be some broken hands for sure :lol:

Re: which characters would make the best boxers?

Posted: 18 Oct 2021, 11:17
by margaret thatcher
DrDuke wrote: 18 Oct 2021, 10:08 The almighty Terminator. Couldn't be hurt at all.

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true, though he'd be a bit robotic in there too :OhYes:

Re: which characters would make the best boxers?

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 13:28
by My Name Is Earl
No Superman?

Haye would know his kryptonite though for sure.

Re: which characters would make the best boxers?

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 13:51
by JamesPhilips
JamesPhilips wrote: 18 Oct 2021, 08:36
Boxerbeetle wrote: 18 Oct 2021, 07:55 You’d have to fancy Dhalsim from Street Fighter in a boxing match, just look at that reach. And if anyone did somehow manage to close the distance and get inside, he could set them on fire with his yoga breath.

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Dhalsim lacks power though. And yoga fire would likely be illegal. You could always go for Balrog :D
Dhalsim can also teleport though I forgot. Teleport from corner to comer…. Throwing that long jab….