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Haye in a spot of bother
Posted: 16 Mar 2005, 05:38
by knockout
Posted: 16 Mar 2005, 05:41
by nickd
He's not banging that old shitter is he?
Posted: 16 Mar 2005, 05:43
by knockout
the article suggests they are old friends.... they both grew up in Bermondsey so perhaps that how they know each other...
I dont reckon shes Davids type..... (i fcuking hope not anyway)
Posted: 16 Mar 2005, 06:17
by nickd
He hasn't seen her for 8 years according to that article so funny how he's invited on a family holiday all of a sudden.... hmmmmmm.
Perhaps she heard he goes down easily?
Posted: 16 Mar 2005, 06:48
by Loynesy
Or that he is a hard banger...
Posted: 16 Mar 2005, 07:43
by silkov
Posted: 16 Mar 2005, 07:48
by Bard of Boxrec
I thought it was going to say
'David Haye, is said to have jumped in, taken a disc from Simon’s neck'
That would have been a better reason to arrest him I would have thought...
Posted: 16 Mar 2005, 08:35
by Graham Brett
You havent seen Haye bird mate.
I saw her at a couple of shows last year, a raven haired beauty.
She is stunning.
Posted: 16 Mar 2005, 09:25
by lirva33
they went to school together
Posted: 16 Mar 2005, 09:33
by Wales
bloke should have ran a lap of the pool, he could have pushed haye over after a 50m run.
Posted: 16 Mar 2005, 09:41
by JimStone
Wales wrote:bloke should have ran a lap of the pool, he could have pushed haye over after a 50m run.
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Posted: 16 Mar 2005, 09:48
by nickd
lirva33 wrote:they went to school together
And now he's on a family holiday with them after not seeing her for 8 years? Very odd.
Posted: 16 Mar 2005, 11:34
by Shirow
nickd wrote:lirva33 wrote:they went to school together
And now he's on a family holiday with them after not seeing her for 8 years? Very odd.
It says that Haye had not seen her for 8 years before the holiday. That suggests that they met there by coincedence.
That's how i read it anyway. I don't want to think otherwise and far be it from me to question the reporting standards of Britain's best selling daily.
Posted: 16 Mar 2005, 11:34
by knockout
they did both go to school together (Bacons in Rotherhite) but seems too much of a coincidence!!!!!
Posted: 16 Mar 2005, 12:15
by states
I wouldn't of thought Haye's knocking her off, she's seeing a footballer. Not unusual for reality T.V. type women, I know. But most tend to go for someone in the Prem, or perhaps Real Madrid in the case of Woodgates bird. But Jade Goody shows just how far down the foodchain she is by knocking off a guy from my local team......... Northampton Town.
Also, the guy (Ryan something) must be almost brain dead: Ms. Goody has gone on record as saying he's "A bit thick..... I have to explain stuff to him all the time". What hope has the guy got?

Posted: 16 Mar 2005, 12:43
by silkov
states wrote:I wouldn't of thought Haye's knocking her off, she's seeing a footballer. Not unusual for reality T.V. type women, I know. But most tend to go for someone in the Prem, or perhaps Real Madrid in the case of Woodgates bird. But Jade Goody shows just how far down the foodchain she is by knocking off a guy from my local team......... Northampton Town.
Also, the guy (Ryan something) must be almost brain dead: Ms. Goody has gone on record as saying he's "A bit thick..... I have to explain stuff to him all the time". What hope has the guy got?

If he had any taste/brain I doubt he'd be seeing Goody in the first place... its not like she's the prettiest fish in the pond... and certainly not the brightest!... 8)
Posted: 16 Mar 2005, 12:56
by josh fg
Haye has always seemed to be quite articulate or at least a lot more articulate than some boxers. Can't see the two of them together, did he get arrested over it?
Posted: 16 Mar 2005, 12:59
by Neri
She has big tits though, and that makes up for alot of negatives. Im sure he could ignore the mouthy bitch and her face when he is humping her boob job
Posted: 16 Mar 2005, 13:11
by Matchfixer
Neri1983 wrote:She has big tits though, and that makes up for alot of negatives.
Not that many it doesn't!
Neri1983 wrote: Im sure he could ignore the mouthy bitch and her face when he is humping her boob job
Sheer poetry!
Posted: 16 Mar 2005, 14:03
by Graham Brett
Matchfixer wrote:Neri1983 wrote:She has big tits though, and that makes up for alot of negatives.
She's got more negatives than Kodak.
Posted: 16 Mar 2005, 14:34
by silkov
Women with boob jobs make me nervous.... I'm always afraid that they're going to swell up and burst in my face.....

:x 8)
Posted: 16 Mar 2005, 14:46
by nickd
At least he might get a bit of cardio, I bet she goes for hours the fat fornicate.
Posted: 17 Mar 2005, 07:22
by J
nickd wrote:At least he might get a bit of cardio, I bet she goes for hours the fat fornicate.
eff that made me larf.

Posted: 17 Mar 2005, 09:20
by Bard of Boxrec
Graham Brett wrote:Matchfixer wrote:Neri1983 wrote:She has big tits though, and that makes up for alot of negatives.
She's got more negatives than Kodak.
That is brilliant.

Posted: 17 Mar 2005, 11:24
by E
I'd fornicate her.
