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Telephone box champions
Posted: 15 Dec 2023, 08:54
by golden_labrador
who would have been the telephone box champion of their weight division?
i was going to say Andy Ruiz but having not been in a telephone box in decades I'm not sure if two heavyweights would fit in one.
Wilder's windmills wouldn't work in such a tight space.
Would Chisora finally be the people's champion and the telephone box champion?
obviously the Monster Inoue would win the weight divisions he swims in.
maybe this is the future direction of celebrity/YouTube boxing
Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 15 Dec 2023, 09:41
by SeanBrennan
would the telephone box champ get the Ring Ring belt?...
Sorry.
Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 15 Dec 2023, 09:55
by golden_labrador
SeanBrennan wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 09:41
would the telephone box champ get the Ring Ring belt?...
Sorry.

Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 15 Dec 2023, 09:58
by wrighty
SeanBrennan wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 09:41
would the telephone box champ get the Ring Ring belt?...
Sorry.
A hard one to 'call' mate
Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 15 Dec 2023, 10:40
by SeanBrennan
wrighty wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 09:58
SeanBrennan wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 09:41
would the telephone box champ get the Ring Ring belt?...
Sorry.
A hard one to 'call' mate
hahahaha! There will be lots of exchanges I imagine
Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 15 Dec 2023, 11:28
by jtourettes
SeanBrennan wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 10:40
wrighty wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 09:58
SeanBrennan wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 09:41
would the telephone box champ get the Ring Ring belt?...
Sorry.
A hard one to 'call' mate
hahahaha! There will be lots of exchanges I imagine
They'd definitely engage
Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 15 Dec 2023, 12:49
by SeanBrennan
jtourettes wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 11:28
SeanBrennan wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 10:40
wrighty wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 09:58
A hard one to 'call' mate
hahahaha! There will be lots of exchanges I imagine
They'd definitely engage
But who would hear the final (Alexander Graham) Bell?
Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 15 Dec 2023, 13:01
by wrighty
SeanBrennan wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 12:49
jtourettes wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 11:28
SeanBrennan wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 10:40
hahahaha! There will be lots of exchanges I imagine
They'd definitely engage
But who would hear the final (Alexander Graham) Bell?
fornicate sake

Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 15 Dec 2023, 15:05
by SeanBrennan
wrighty wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 13:01
SeanBrennan wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 12:49
jtourettes wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 11:28
They'd definitely engage
But who would hear the final (Alexander Graham) Bell?
fornicate sake
It's ok Wrighty, I hate me too.
Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 15 Dec 2023, 21:16
by wrighty
SeanBrennan wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 15:05
wrighty wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 13:01
SeanBrennan wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 12:49
But who would hear the final (Alexander Graham) Bell?
fornicate sake
It's ok Wrighty, I hate me too.
We've been dialling up on shit jokes mate. I wouldn't worry
Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 15 Dec 2023, 21:37
by Grilling Machine
Shame Khan gets buzzed so easily with his handset speed.
Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 16 Dec 2023, 01:08
by Kilburn
Not sure I’d agree on Chisora, too many fighters seem to have his number.
Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 16 Dec 2023, 01:27
by margaret thatcher
ya, but if they cant box long distance on him, it would be a lot tougher. would defo take a solid operator to beat him in close.
Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 16 Dec 2023, 03:22
by Bercli
SeanBrennan wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 10:40
wrighty wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 09:58
SeanBrennan wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 09:41
would the telephone box champ get the Ring Ring belt?...
Sorry.
A hard one to 'call' mate
hahahaha! There will be lots of exchanges I imagine
I think it would be very difficult to cut the ring off

Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 16 Dec 2023, 06:53
by wrighty
Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 16 Dec 2023, 06:54
by SeanBrennan
Bercli wrote: ↑16 Dec 2023, 03:22
SeanBrennan wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 10:40
wrighty wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 09:58
A hard one to 'call' mate
hahahaha! There will be lots of exchanges I imagine
I think it would be very difficult to cut the ring off
Haha! Be difficult to move in lines too.
Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 16 Dec 2023, 06:54
by SeanBrennan
wrighty wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 21:16
SeanBrennan wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 15:05
wrighty wrote: ↑15 Dec 2023, 13:01
fornicate sake
It's ok Wrighty, I hate me too.
We've been dialling up on shit jokes mate. I wouldn't worry
pahahaha love it.
Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 16 Dec 2023, 06:59
by joshj909
It all depends who could be the most mobile while fighting in a cell. Could Chisora really dial it up a notch before he hangs them up? I'm sure if he gave it a go someone would be able to answer his punches, all it takes is for one person to connect. I'm also sure someone would take the challenge to box him because it's all a numbers game. Even if they were to phone it in.
I'm calling it quits.
Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 16 Dec 2023, 07:26
by dookus
stopped watching those phone box fights, too many 118-118 scorecards
Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 16 Dec 2023, 07:34
by joshj909
dookus wrote: ↑16 Dec 2023, 07:26
stopped watching those phone box fights, too many 118-118 scorecards
Yep, the promoters are tone deaf
Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 16 Dec 2023, 07:59
by deadpan
This has genuinely cheered me up. Thanks all.
Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 16 Dec 2023, 11:37
by golden_labrador
imagine squeezing a ref in there too (that's what she said)
Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 16 Dec 2023, 12:37
by SeanBrennan
golden_labrador wrote: ↑16 Dec 2023, 11:37
imagine squeezing a ref in there too (that's what she said)
Laughed properly at the "that's what she said" part, not heard that in ages
Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 16 Dec 2023, 13:44
by SeanBrennan
deadpan wrote: ↑16 Dec 2023, 07:59
This has genuinely cheered me up. Thanks all.
Me too. Some of em had me proper chuckling
Re: Telephone box champions
Posted: 16 Dec 2023, 21:54
by Grilling Machine
Don't mess with Ghanaians in working hours when they're peak tough.