I remember that one. Turned out it was a hoax made up by a Neo Nazi group based in Springfield and the footage of a supposed Haitian women with a dead cat was actually an American in another part of Ohio. The gullible amongst us truly wet their beds in excitement.
Re: Government issue guidance for the small boat invaders.
Posted: 26 Aug 2026, 09:12
by John
My mate lives in Hexthorpe, it's full of Romanian gypsies. They told him his cat was impure, one day he got home from work and found it dead in the front yard, stabbed multiple times.
Of course not saying all Romanian gypsies are like this.
Re: Government issue guidance for the small boat invaders.
Posted: 26 Aug 2026, 12:27
by Ricky
John wrote: ↑26 Aug 2026, 09:12
My mate lives in Hexthorpe, it's full of Romanian gypsies. They told him his cat was impure, one day he got home from work and found it dead in the front yard, stabbed multiple times.
Of course not saying all Romanian gypsies are like this.
We've imported the third world en masse and need to vote for Reform to send them all back.
Re: Government issue guidance for the small boat invaders.
John wrote: ↑26 Aug 2026, 09:12
My mate lives in Hexthorpe, it's full of Romanian gypsies. They told him his cat was impure, one day he got home from work and found it dead in the front yard, stabbed multiple times.
Of course not saying all Romanian gypsies are like this.
We've imported the third world en masse and need to vote for Reform to send them all back.
Why is there a single Roma gypsy still here. Brexit should have meant we fucked all of them out.
Re: Government issue guidance for the small boat invaders.
Posted: 26 Aug 2026, 13:15
by high tower 1
So initially the gov told us these arrivals were doctors and engineers that we needed to keep us afloat.
Fast forward 10 years and they’re giving them cartoon books to teach them not to rape and abuse kids.
We were right all along. Doubt we will get any acknowledgement off the woke whingers on here though.
Re: Government issue guidance for the small boat invaders.
Posted: 27 Aug 2026, 01:33
by Evander
John wrote: ↑26 Aug 2026, 09:12
My mate lives in Hexthorpe, it's full of Romanian gypsies. They told him his cat was impure, one day he got home from work and found it dead in the front yard, stabbed multiple times.
Of course not saying all Romanian gypsies are like this.
What
Is that true ?
Re: Government issue guidance for the small boat invaders.
Posted: 27 Aug 2026, 05:02
by John
Why would he make up a story like that, he's been my mate since we started infants school together.
Re: Government issue guidance for the small boat invaders.
Posted: 28 Aug 2026, 03:16
by high tower 1
John wrote: ↑27 Aug 2026, 05:02
Why would he make up a story like that, he's been my mate since we started infants school together.
They pimp their own women out. Sure they wouldn’t have an issue with stabbing a cat up.
Re: Government issue guidance for the small boat invaders.
Posted: 28 Aug 2026, 09:48
by IKSRTFO
Cut government spending to social programs
Cut healthcare
Cut funding to Planned Parenthood
Cut federal employees
Cuts taxes for billionaires (when does this supposed to trickle down?)
Increases tariffs to other countries (when does this supposed to trickle down?)
Does all this to start a two week war that isn't a war where we're winning that's been going on for 6 months costing the taxpayer billions that billionaires no longer have to pay.
Now the deficit has increased to 40T.
So Ricky, why are we worried about small boat invaders again?
Re: Government issue guidance for the small boat invaders.
Posted: 28 Aug 2026, 10:20
by John
Went for a few pints with my mate yesterday and asked him how it was going in Hexthorpe. He told me about a new issue stirring up the last of the remaining English residents. It seems the council put in a flower trough in order to gentrify the area. Some (not all, I am not a racist) of the Roma men quickly realised that instead of having to return to their homes when caught short they could simply defecate in the trough instead.
Re: Government issue guidance for the small boat invaders.
Posted: 01 Sep 2026, 13:08
by high tower 1
John wrote: ↑28 Aug 2026, 10:20
Went for a few pints with my mate yesterday and asked him how it was going in Hexthorpe. He told me about a new issue stirring up the last of the remaining English residents. It seems the council put in a flower trough in order to gentrify the area. Some (not all, I am not a racist) of the Roma men quickly realised that instead of having to return to their homes when caught short they could simply defecate in the trough instead.
Is hexthorpe the old red brick area near Doncaster town centre ? Someone pointed that area out as being a shit tip full of migrants if so once.
Re: Government issue guidance for the small boat invaders.
Posted: 02 Sep 2026, 00:38
by Evander
John wrote: ↑27 Aug 2026, 05:02
Why would he make up a story like that, he's been my mate since we started infants school together.
I'd contact the OB off of that if that's the case m8.
Re: Government issue guidance for the small boat invaders.
John wrote: ↑27 Aug 2026, 05:02
Why would he make up a story like that, he's been my mate since we started infants school together.
I'd contact the OB off of that if that's the case m8.
What will
They do ? Do you not remember the hare hill riots where they ran away from the Roma ?
Never heard of it
Re: Government issue guidance for the small boat invaders.
Posted: 02 Sep 2026, 02:38
by banjo
high tower 1 wrote: ↑26 Aug 2026, 13:15
So initially the gov told us these arrivals were doctors and engineers that we needed to keep us afloat.
Fast forward 10 years and they’re giving them cartoon books to teach them not to rape and abuse kids.
We were right all along. Doubt we will get any acknowledgement off the woke whingers on here though.
Eating and eating healthily is what keeps us afloat, fish, eggs, turmeric, ginger, kale, spinach, carrots, celery, onion, coriander and water.
You eat all that you'll be spot on.
Doctors are overrated, it's all about selling medication for them, oh you're depressed? well eat better then, don't drink alcohol, stuggling for protein? eat fish and eggs, heart health? turmeric, stomach issues? ginger and so on. Also there is nothing better for you than water, you fancy a few alcoholic drinks then great but pop drinks, tea and coffee aren't going to make you feel better than water the next day.
Less doctors and more nutritionists.
Re: Government issue guidance for the small boat invaders.
John wrote: ↑28 Aug 2026, 10:20
Went for a few pints with my mate yesterday and asked him how it was going in Hexthorpe. He told me about a new issue stirring up the last of the remaining English residents. It seems the council put in a flower trough in order to gentrify the area. Some (not all, I am not a racist) of the Roma men quickly realised that instead of having to return to their homes when caught short they could simply defecate in the trough instead.
Is hexthorpe the old red brick area near Doncaster town centre ? Someone pointed that area out as being a shit tip full of migrants if so once.
Yes, it used to house the railway workers from the Doncaster Plant. It is full of Roma immigrants now and although the council continuously try to clean up it is pretty much a rubbish dump. If you want to see what it is like there are videos on facebook and youtube of Hexthorpe if you search for them.
My mate really wants to move out, he's same age as me, 62, and is slowly getting frailer. The problem is selling his house and where would he go. The cheaper areas of Doncaster are all on the slide. I lived in town on Avenue Road until three years ago, didn't want to leave but after a few incidents with druggies and the final straw missus getting harassed and punched I realised I had to. Living there I must have called the police well over 100 times and got nothing but a crime number, I was a councillor at the time too. I used to love Doncaster growing up, the market was fantastic and the town centre vibrated with life. It hurts me to say it but Sunny Donny is a real shit hole now.
Re: Government issue guidance for the small boat invaders.
Posted: 02 Sep 2026, 08:19
by Seamus
Over here, Gypsies are filing lawsuits against police departments for merely warning people about various types of gypsy scams. They've been really busy scamming the elderly since our bad Summer storms. The whole thing is insane, a family gets arrested for impersonating city workers, or scamming someone on roof repairs or blacktopping, they've all got arrest records, but we're not suppose to say who and what they are. Wish the Feds would use the RICO Act on them.
Re: Government issue guidance for the small boat invaders.
John wrote: ↑28 Aug 2026, 10:20
Went for a few pints with my mate yesterday and asked him how it was going in Hexthorpe. He told me about a new issue stirring up the last of the remaining English residents. It seems the council put in a flower trough in order to gentrify the area. Some (not all, I am not a racist) of the Roma men quickly realised that instead of having to return to their homes when caught short they could simply defecate in the trough instead.
Is hexthorpe the old red brick area near Doncaster town centre ? Someone pointed that area out as being a shit tip full of migrants if so once.
Yes, it used to house the railway workers from the Doncaster Plant. It is full of Roma immigrants now and although the council continuously try to clean up it is pretty much a rubbish dump. If you want to see what it is like there are videos on facebook and youtube of Hexthorpe if you search for them.
My mate really wants to move out, he's same age as me, 62, and is slowly getting frailer. The problem is selling his house and where would he go. The cheaper areas of Doncaster are all on the slide. I lived in town on Avenue Road until three years ago, didn't want to leave but after a few incidents with druggies and the final straw missus getting harassed and punched I realised I had to. Living there I must have called the police well over 100 times and got nothing but a crime number, I was a councillor at the time too. I used to love Doncaster growing up, the market was fantastic and the town centre vibrated with life. It hurts me to say it but Sunny Donny is a real shit hole now.
Sometimes you wish a Charles Bronson Death Wish type would show up and clean up an area.
Re: Government issue guidance for the small boat invaders.
Is hexthorpe the old red brick area near Doncaster town centre ? Someone pointed that area out as being a shit tip full of migrants if so once.
Yes, it used to house the railway workers from the Doncaster Plant. It is full of Roma immigrants now and although the council continuously try to clean up it is pretty much a rubbish dump. If you want to see what it is like there are videos on facebook and youtube of Hexthorpe if you search for them.
My mate really wants to move out, he's same age as me, 62, and is slowly getting frailer. The problem is selling his house and where would he go. The cheaper areas of Doncaster are all on the slide. I lived in town on Avenue Road until three years ago, didn't want to leave but after a few incidents with druggies and the final straw missus getting harassed and punched I realised I had to. Living there I must have called the police well over 100 times and got nothing but a crime number, I was a councillor at the time too. I used to love Doncaster growing up, the market was fantastic and the town centre vibrated with life. It hurts me to say it but Sunny Donny is a real shit hole now.
Sometimes you wish a Charles Bronson Death Wish type would show up and clean up an area.
Solution even simpler. Stop paying them and they’ll F off.
Re: Government issue guidance for the small boat invaders.
John wrote: ↑02 Sep 2026, 07:52
Yes, it used to house the railway workers from the Doncaster Plant. It is full of Roma immigrants now and although the council continuously try to clean up it is pretty much a rubbish dump. If you want to see what it is like there are videos on facebook and youtube of Hexthorpe if you search for them.
My mate really wants to move out, he's same age as me, 62, and is slowly getting frailer. The problem is selling his house and where would he go. The cheaper areas of Doncaster are all on the slide. I lived in town on Avenue Road until three years ago, didn't want to leave but after a few incidents with druggies and the final straw missus getting harassed and punched I realised I had to. Living there I must have called the police well over 100 times and got nothing but a crime number, I was a councillor at the time too. I used to love Doncaster growing up, the market was fantastic and the town centre vibrated with life. It hurts me to say it but Sunny Donny is a real shit hole now.
Sometimes you wish a Charles Bronson Death Wish type would show up and clean up an area.
Solution even simpler. Stop paying them and they’ll F off.
It's more than that, they need to be forcibly removed because John is completely right, mass immigration has had a really pernicious effect on the town.
John and I are about the same vintage and he's right, Donny was always a tough town but it was also really lively, vibrant and it was, as he says, a great place to grow up. The area where he used to live was lovely, leafy avenues and some really nice big houses. I know it well, I went to school a stone's throw from where he lived. You wouldn't want to live there now though.
Frankly, I don't give a fvck about anyone, I'm not afraid to walk down the street but there's a lot of Donny where you wouldn't want to dawdle nowadays - and that's due to mass immigration from the 3rd World which has made the place dirty, dangerous and alien. Parts of the city centre are like Beiruit on a bad day. My brother saw immigrants pissing on the war memorial on Bennethorpe the oher day. Laughing and dancing around it. But that's fine, that's just their 'culture'.
Cue various bedwetters on here making accusations about racism, the need for migrant labour, and billionaires not paying their tax. Oh, and the 'far right'. Beacuse that's right, John, a former Labour councillor and me, a fromer trade union rep, we're obviously far right, intollerant people who simply need to move with the times and celebrate diversity.
Seriously, fvck off you spineless wankers. You sit there cheering as your country is taken from you. Making all sorts of bullshit excuses as everything your forebears worked for and fought for is used and abused and run into the ground. Ruined.