see below from my mate (yes nmost are nutters its helps if you are friends with me)
Right: straight from the mouth of a man who can get
arrested within twelve hours of entering a country...
From Bangkok to Chaing Mai you are best to take the
overnight sleeper train - easily booked a couple of
days in advance, and great fun if you're in a group
(if not so from the other passengers' point of view,
ha ha!).
There are many things to do around Chaing Mai: the
hill tribes, endless temples, bars and clubs, and one
of my faves - a Thai cookery course. (Honest: a
great day!)
One of my favourite places in Thailand is Pai. This
is in the North West close to the Myanmar border, and
you can get there by bus (3 hours), or by renting a
motorbike if you fancy the twisty (but all tarmac)
road. Always wanted to do it by bike myself...
Excellent place to chill if you have a few days
(weeks???). Lovely cafes, a night club, waterfalls,
hot springs etc. etc. It has (very) recently been
flooded quite extensively, so check the present state
before venturing...
Chaing Rai I know much less about, but you'll go
through it on the way to Huay Xai on the Laos Border
where you'll start your Mekong adventure. Plenty of
places to stay on the Thai side, and lots of people
offering tickets for boats. You can probably get a
Loas visa at the border, but there are opportunities
in both BKK and Chaing Mai before you get there...
You want to take a two day boat ride to Luang Prabang.
This stops in a wee place (the name of which escapes
me at the mo') where you'll be offered opium and weed
the minute you get off the boat, and the electricity
falters around 10 pm. Great place, and good fun as a
stark change to the relative ease of Thailand.
My advice is DO NOT take the speedboats which make the
trip in one day (for reasons much documented
everywhere else...), and to go for the simplest
two-day ticket - the boat is exactly the same (we
tried for a 'medium' level of comfort, but the boat
was the very one the budget ticket was for, ha ha!).
Be aware of the 'insurance' scam, too. We avoided it
by not paying, ha ha. We eventually said that we had
travellers cheques, and couldn't cash them 'til we got
to Luang Prabang. Dunno if this scam is still
operating, but it can be dodged...
Luang Prabang is lovely. We stayed in a pleasant
guesthouse that had a resident Toucan (clipped wings)
that was a right cheeky sod! Lovely French sticks
etc, but not sure what else as we were there during
'New Year' and the water festival: much fun!
From LP, you probably want to stop at Vang Vieng for
some total Farang nonsense. Many cool caves to
explore, and floating down the river in inner-tubes
with spliffs and beer provided by mini 'bars' in the
middle of the river... (You may want to detour from
here to 'Phonsavan' (or the 'Plane of Jars'): road
too dangerous a couple of years ago...)
Vientaine's a few hours from Vang Vieng by rattly
local bus - great fun. I always found this a rather
boring place, but last time I went I discovered a
'Bowling Alley' that is open to the wee hours...
There's a Mexican bar on the front that has a pool
table, too. There are many 'posh' French restaurants
around, but I've always been too stingy to eat in
them, ha ha! (Waste of BEER LAO drinking time.)
BEER LAOS IS THE BEST BEER IN ASIA! (Very important info, that, ha
ha!)
You can get a ticket for the overnight trip from Nong
Khai to BKK whilst in Vientaine. Have a little shop
around if you're concerned about price - I saved quite
alot... It is a simple taxi ride ('bout 40 mins) to
the border, where you'll get 30 days with a UK
passport. Nong Khai has a certain charm, but drop the
crate at the station while you walk around ;o). The
train leaves at about 8 ish I remember, but there were
a couple of options. Fan is as good as air-con, I've
found!
enjoy im dead jealous
there you go John, have a good one mate.
