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Warning: Audley 'Parcel Force' Harrison to fight again!

Posted: 15 Jan 2006, 12:06
by Syntax Error
Con merchant & tin man, 'Parcel Force' Harrison has announced that he is to fight again, very 'soon' in the UK! :o

Nooo, please don't Audley!!! :o

I'm sending a plea to all my American brothers; please stop Harrison from leaving the USA & returning to Britain to fight again!

I know he's British, but you guys can have him!

He's made £4million out of boxing, so just think all the tax your Inland Revenue can get off him!!! :o

Come on guys, you know I'm right!!!! :TU:

Posted: 15 Jan 2006, 12:55
by Razor
You always take any chance to say 'Parcel Force'. You must think its very funny?

Posted: 15 Jan 2006, 12:56
by (craig)
Yeah i heard that too Scott gammer was mentioned in todays mirror.

Posted: 15 Jan 2006, 13:51
by Chesney_Chambers
Razor wrote:You always take any chance to say 'Parcel Force'. You must think its very funny?
I was thinking that :lol: Its hardly a crippling insult is is

Posted: 15 Jan 2006, 14:08
by Matchfixer
Chesney_Chambers wrote:
Razor wrote:You always take any chance to say 'Parcel Force'. You must think its very funny?
I was thinking that :lol: Its hardly a crippling insult is is
No not really. More of a compliment I guess as Parcel Force do deliver.

Posted: 15 Jan 2006, 14:09
by jomothepure
Well if he's fighting in the UK next, I'd have thought it'd be a European, if not British opponent, so Gammer could be a distinct possibility.

But I'd guess 'soon' would probably clash with Gammer's potential fight with Skelton, and although I'm sure Audrey would pay Gammer handsomely, I'd reckon Gammer would take the British title fight, even if the Williams/Gammer winner would be, you'd think, the next British title opponent.

No doubt Audrey was attrocious against Williams, but I'm willing to give him a chance to (partly) redeem himself in '06. Hopefully his 0 going has brought him down to earth a bit and he'll be more willing to get stuck in. He may as well go for broke now, as to be honest his estimation from the public can't go down much further

Posted: 15 Jan 2006, 15:29
by yiddo14
i think its quite amazing how audley has managed to transform himself from something of a star in britain into a laughing stock!!i for one will not be shelling out to go watch him,like i did against williams.he was a disgrace.a friend of mine put that fight into perspective when he compared the determination of both boxers to that of a true warrior like leavander johnson.even if audrey unifies the division!!!! :o he wont be getting no support from myself...

Posted: 15 Jan 2006, 16:21
by dondada
I think Gammer has the talent to beat any British heavy out there to be honest but might not have the necessary bulk or experience at present.

Posted: 15 Jan 2006, 18:06
by Razor
yiddo14 wrote:i think its quite amazing how audley has managed to transform himself from something of a star in britain into a laughing stock!!i for one will not be shelling out to go watch him,like i did against williams.he was a disgrace.a friend of mine put that fight into perspective when he compared the determination of both boxers to that of a true warrior like leavander johnson.even if audrey unifies the division!!!! :o he wont be getting no support from myself...
I think your wrong by saying he wont put bums on seats, i think he will, the defeat was the best thing for Audley. People will be still attracted to his fights, well i think so too, but in a sick kinda way :P

Posted: 15 Jan 2006, 18:09
by jeej
Razor wrote:
yiddo14 wrote:i think its quite amazing how audley has managed to transform himself from something of a star in britain into a laughing stock!!i for one will not be shelling out to go watch him,like i did against williams.he was a disgrace.a friend of mine put that fight into perspective when he compared the determination of both boxers to that of a true warrior like leavander johnson.even if audrey unifies the division!!!! :o he wont be getting no support from myself...
I think your wrong by saying he wont put bums on seats, i think he will, the defeat was the best thing for Audley. People will be still attracted to his fights, well i think so too, but in a sick kinda way :P
You really think?

I dont.

I would perhaps agree if he was in with a fighter better than Danny Williams, cos that would appeal to the 'sick' minded that want to see the crap get beaten out of him. But surely now he wont attract particularly good opponents?

Posted: 15 Jan 2006, 20:09
by Razor
I'll put a poll up, this could be quite interesting.

Posted: 16 Jan 2006, 07:04
by Syntax Error
Razor wrote:You always take any chance to say 'Parcel Force'. You must think its very funny?
I do, because I coined it as far as I'm concerned & I think it's very apt for him.

Posted: 16 Jan 2006, 07:51
by Wales
fighting gammer on a allegedly card.

Posted: 16 Jan 2006, 08:28
by jomothepure
Wales wrote:fighting gammer on a allegedly allegedly card.
Is this just your guess or is this what's actually happening? On the Skelton-Williams card?

Posted: 16 Jan 2006, 08:39
by Kilburn
I don't honestly know where Audley can go from here. I believe it's pretty much all over. In his big test he got outworked by a guy who couldn't be arsed to train, how on earth does he come back from that at his age?

Danny Williams got exposed similarly by Julius Francis only to knuckle down and come back with an excellent level of fitness. But he was 25. Big difference.

Posted: 16 Jan 2006, 08:52
by stujones
If he does fight Gammer it will be a lucky break for him, it will surely mean that a win there and he is line to fight the Skelton vs Williams winner. After such a drab performance I don't think he deserves to be one fight away from a domestic title contest (either Commonwealth, British or Both).

Posted: 16 Jan 2006, 08:52
by Wales
jomothepure wrote:
Wales wrote:fighting gammer on a allegedly allegedly allegedly card.
Is this just your guess or is this what's actually happening? On the Skelton-Williams card?
Warren and Boyce have had discussions / negotiations regarding the fight, I suppose its down to how much money Frank thinks he can make from Audley (its a business after all).
Audley must see it as a way back into the game, Gammer will strongly believe he can outwork Audley.

Posted: 16 Jan 2006, 10:34
by nickd
I think Gammer has a good chance against Harrison. Lets not forget just how inept and petrified he looked against Williams, Gammer hits hard enough.

Posted: 16 Jan 2006, 10:48
by jamesmcdonnell
Yep, Gammer hits with bad intentions, i'd definetly give him a shot.

Posted: 16 Jan 2006, 11:17
by nickd
Would Harrison want to get right in with someone like Gammer though? I think they'll look to rebuild him against guys who cant punch.

Posted: 16 Jan 2006, 12:13
by stujones
What is Gammer's power like though... As I said in my report on the Francis fight - he hit Julius with everything and Julius didn't budge. I wouldn't call Harrison a huge puncher - but he did bidge Francis, and floored him late.

He has around a 50% KO percentage, which isn't great - not against the greatest of opponents either. The Krence TKO looks good, but apparently alot of it was due to Krence fatigue.

Its the natural size difference between the two that is a huge factor in the fight. I have the feeling that Harrison can hurt Gammer.

However, I did want to see the match (and with Kevin Evans) in the Amateurs prior to Audley winning the Olympics. I am convinced that had things fallen for him as they did for Harrison, then both the Welsh boys would have got gold aswell.

Oh no!!!!!!!!

Posted: 16 Jan 2006, 12:55
by BO Selecta
Please tell me this isn't true! :o

Letter to Mr Harrison:-

Dear Audley, please do not inflict your overrated carcass on a British ring again!

You ran off to the USA to hide, after the BBC realised what a con man you were, so stick to fighting bums in Californian nightclubs & don't disgrace the UK heavyweight scene that you felt was beneath you, not so long ago!

Yours sincerely

Eric Cantona!!

Posted: 16 Jan 2006, 13:09
by nickd
I am sure Gammer has enough power to worry Harrison. Look how petrified he fought against Williams, that sort of mental weakness will only be worse after the knockdown and defeat IMO.

Posted: 17 Jan 2006, 06:42
by Chambers2
I reckon Audley stops Gammer in the middle rounds. Can't wait to see the BIG man back in the ring again.

COME ON AUDLEY!!!!