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How the hell can Mayweather eat crisps while doing sit ups?
Posted: 05 Apr 2006, 20:31
by Max Molyneux
And drink coke while workng the speed ball with one hand and drinking it in the other!
You'd think he's feel dick while doing the situps but I can understand why he doesnt go up in weight by the way he trains though.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jS8PxWYiaMM& ... ing%20fast
Posted: 06 Apr 2006, 04:01
by Old bones Ian
Even though he's been given amazing natural skills, he still trains like a maniac so I've read, looks as if he was having a bit of fun in those clips.
Posted: 06 Apr 2006, 05:58
by nickd
Northern birds can eat a bag of chips while being dogged without being sick or spilling any.
Posted: 06 Apr 2006, 06:14
by jamesmcdonnell
Cue the classic joke.
"How can you tell when a scouse/manc (insert other regional stereotype here) bird has cum.......?
"she drops her chips."
Ba-doom tsss!
"Ladies an genclemen.."
Posted: 06 Apr 2006, 06:26
by Slapsie Maxie
way back when, at a teenage party in Rotherham, I encountered a friend of mine taking a bird from behind while eating his Pie & Chips which he had placed on her back for convenience. Class
I wont go into what he was attempting to do with the battered saveloy
Slapsie
Posted: 06 Apr 2006, 06:34
by jamesmcdonnell
That is indeed the mark of a true bon vivant, a man is measured by his appetites after all.
Posted: 06 Apr 2006, 06:52
by TerribleTerry
"A man's strength can be measured by his appetites. Indeed, a man's strength *flows* from his appetites".
Posted: 06 Apr 2006, 07:07
by Old bones Ian
A mate of mine once went with a Lady of ill repute, He was completly inexperienced in any of that, so we told him he had to go down on her, He did, afterwards he said he looked up and she was eating a corned beef sandwich...now thats class
Posted: 06 Apr 2006, 08:34
by Max Molyneux
jamesmcdonnell wrote:Cue the classic joke.
"How can you tell when a scouse/manc (insert other regional stereotype here) bird has cum.......?
"she drops her chips."
Ba-doom tsss!
"Ladies an genclemen.."
Good one.
Just thought Mayweather would or might get stomach cramps or something eating crisps at the same time with Situps!
Those are some classy stories.
Posted: 06 Apr 2006, 08:41
by jamesmcdonnell
TerribleTerry wrote:"A man's strength can be measured by his appetites. Indeed, a man's strength *flows* from his appetites".
"Bullshit Mr Han."
Posted: 06 Apr 2006, 08:55
by nickd
Slapsie Maxie wrote:way back when, at a teenage party in Rotherham, I encountered a friend of mine taking a bird from behind while eating his Pie & Chips which he had placed on her back for convenience. Class
I wont go into what he was attempting to do with the battered saveloy
Slapsie
Where was he dipping his chips? Did he like brown sauce?
Posted: 06 Apr 2006, 09:39
by Max Molyneux
Posted: 06 Apr 2006, 09:47
by nickd
That looks like Rahman's head against Holyfield! ;)
Posted: 06 Apr 2006, 09:52
by Max Molyneux
It does as well!
Posted: 06 Apr 2006, 09:56
by jamesmcdonnell
I thought it looked like a negative of douglas hurd, even rhymes with turd!
