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This thread may get locked but i just want to say this

Posted: 01 Jul 2006, 16:13
by Old bones Ian
England out the world cup.

Big Barny with girlfriend,

one word

BOLLOCKS

Posted: 01 Jul 2006, 16:20
by Hardhitters11
We was never going to win it anyway mate so chill out, Give the missus a cuddle and get pissed!

:TU:

Posted: 01 Jul 2006, 16:26
by Old bones Ian
Hardhitters11 wrote:We was never going to win it anyway mate so chill out, Give the missus a cuddle and get pissed!

:TU:
HAHA Just once i wanted to see us win it, worst thing is next time the world cup comes round i'm going to be almost 40.

As for the missus , i'm just off to a party and she's already there, have to get her a couple of wines and she'll be ok. hopefully.

still BOLLOCKS though mate.

I hate penalties.

why us................

Posted: 01 Jul 2006, 16:58
by states
I just hope Ronaldo stays with United. I really think Rooney will chin the twat first chance he gets.

Portugal are such a bunch of cheating tossers. Not the reason we went out, but it still smarts. Next time you see them play, count how much time their players spend on the floor. Tarts, the lot of them.

Bollocks. I'm so pissed off. Another 4 years to wait, and no doubt more disappointment.

Posted: 01 Jul 2006, 17:20
by koomey
Let's hope McLaren won't be in charge next time round as he looks as though he uses the same tactics as Eriksson...

Koomey

Posted: 01 Jul 2006, 17:21
by steve689
Why would anyone wish to lock such a brilliant thread :D My missus is Northern Irish and she was gloating like hell because she decided to support Brazil, glory hunting cow. And they are out too now...mwuhahahaha :P

Posted: 01 Jul 2006, 18:01
by Priff
Hardhitters11 wrote:We was never going to win it anyway mate so chill out, Give the missus a cuddle and get pissed!

:TU:
It's a miracle the boys got as far as they did.
If memory servers me correctly, they scored 1 team goal the whole tournament. (Crouch header)
There was an own goal, set piece goal (free kick) and couple of individual shots from outside the area, but very few goals from genuine cohesive team play.

Lucky to get to the QFs, and it's Svens fault.
Give Martin O'niel that squad and it would be a different story.

Posted: 01 Jul 2006, 18:26
by Shirow
double double

Posted: 01 Jul 2006, 18:27
by Shirow
topper123 wrote:
HAHA Just once i wanted to see us win it
We already have won it just once, 40 years ago. Don't be greedy. :wink:

Posted: 01 Jul 2006, 18:39
by Max Molyneux
This country needs to fornicate football off, it makes us look like losers! :evil:

And that fat monkey Rooney needs to be fucked off unless he changes his atitude.

Posted: 01 Jul 2006, 18:43
by BigEars
Look at it this way , at least yee made it to the world cup . It fecking sucks without your country there .

Posted: 01 Jul 2006, 18:58
by Max Molyneux
I barely watch either way.

Posted: 01 Jul 2006, 19:49
by jomothepure
Ask nicely and we might consider letting you enter next years Kirin Cup. You may have an outside chance of winning that.

Posted: 01 Jul 2006, 19:56
by josh fg
I can beat that:

1) Been working in Skelmsdale all morining (scouse friends will confirm thats grim)

2) England lost

3) To chill out had a bath... then dropped my phone in there (400 numbers including work contacts )

4) fairly sure my mrs. is being porked by someone else

5) Sober... what

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Posted: 02 Jul 2006, 05:14
by kevo
josh fg wrote:I can beat that:

1) Been working in Skelmsdale all morining (scouse friends will confirm thats grim)
Working in Skem? Fvck me, that is bad :D

It's bad enough England losing, but my sisters fiancee is half Portuguese, and I just know hes going to wind me up next time I see him. Gloating twat!

Posted: 02 Jul 2006, 06:21
by harrygreb
well i was feeling as bad as you mate about the game,the cheating porto's, the bad ref, the steely performance by englands 10, but then i watched the france/brazil match and the step up in quality was astonishing. we would not have lived with either of those two sides. i was cheering france so i ended the day not exactly happy, but a curry plus the france game sorted me out a bit.

we have got some very good players but some of em didnt perform at all throughout.
i am glad erikson has gone but i do not have much faith in mclaren partly because he seemed to have a good deal of influence during this tournament.
the theo walcott situation was about as dumb assed as it gets.
in the end we dont have a big problem with penalties ordinarily but we do have very tired players taking them.
heres to the next time, i raise my can. :TU:

Posted: 02 Jul 2006, 06:22
by harrygreb
plus, rooney is not gonna shake the hand of c ronaldo when they meet next i'll wager.

Posted: 02 Jul 2006, 07:04
by Achybreaky
Bad manager, average footballers, shit penalty takers, bad tempered chav up front.

England were lucky to make it as far as they did due to their lucky draw.

that is all.

Posted: 02 Jul 2006, 07:09
by KOJOE90
josh fg wrote:4) fairly sure my mrs. is being porked by someone else
If it's any consolation mate she was crying out your name at one point. :o

Posted: 02 Jul 2006, 08:41
by Neri
A few hours after the match in the pub i had to sit next to a drunk maniac with a bog eye and a hole in his heart with an england flag wrapped round him, crying about england going out. Then 'playfully' threatening to glass people. Pleasant fella.

Posted: 02 Jul 2006, 08:50
by harrygreb
i wondered what had happened to gordon banks :wink:

Posted: 02 Jul 2006, 13:48
by Old bones Ian
Neri1983 wrote:A few hours after the match in the pub i had to sit next to a drunk maniac with a bog eye and a hole in his heart with an england flag wrapped round him, crying about england going out. Then 'playfully' threatening to glass people. Pleasant fella.
Was his surname Rooney?

Posted: 02 Jul 2006, 15:22
by kevo
Neri1983 wrote:A few hours after the match in the pub i had to sit next to a drunk maniac with a bog eye and a hole in his heart with an england flag wrapped round him, crying about england going out. Then 'playfully' threatening to glass people. Pleasant fella.
You want to stay out of the south end fella :D

Posted: 02 Jul 2006, 18:29
by josh fg
topper123 wrote:
Neri1983 wrote:A few hours after the match in the pub i had to sit next to a drunk maniac with a bog eye and a hole in his heart with an england flag wrapped round him, crying about england going out. Then 'playfully' threatening to glass people. Pleasant fella.
Was his surname Rooney?
Im going with sven... go on tell me you don't find the idea funny :box: :box: :box:

Posted: 03 Jul 2006, 03:26
by Hagler2002
Some w@nker put my front window in on Saturday night, so when the police asked if i seen anyone I told them there was a guy running away who was the spitting double of Christian Ronaldo, the copper didnt seem to find it amusing :TU: