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Check This Out, Funny!

Posted: 04 Jul 2006, 12:11
by Hayefever
http://myspace.com/davidhaye


David Haye's Myspace Page, great videos, pics & bitches!

Check it out.

Posted: 04 Jul 2006, 13:57
by Old bones Ian
I like Haye, especially his modesty . :)

Posted: 04 Jul 2006, 14:10
by E
David, you know some...er...'classy' birds...

Posted: 04 Jul 2006, 19:06
by stujones
Read this one, sound geniune... not.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=71471492

Posted: 04 Jul 2006, 19:14
by Max Molyneux
Jade Goody! :o :o :o

Posted: 05 Jul 2006, 14:50
by Hayefever
E wrote:David, you know some...er...'classy' birds...
:P pure class!

Posted: 05 Jul 2006, 17:16
by Old bones Ian
Max Molyneux wrote:Jade Goody! :o :o :o
i've always thought that Jade Goody is alright, I wonder how many of those fame wannabes that were on big brother with her, and stiched her up at every moment , are now sick with jealousy at her making a decent living and still getting her face on TV.

Posted: 06 Jul 2006, 06:42
by Max Molyneux
topper123 wrote:
Max Molyneux wrote:Jade Goody! :o :o :o
i've always thought that Jade Goody is alright, I wonder how many of those fame wannabes that were on big brother with her, and stiched her up at every moment , are now sick with jealousy at her making a decent living and still getting her face on TV.
:o :o :o

Posted: 06 Jul 2006, 07:21
by jamesmcdonnell
topper123 wrote:
Max Molyneux wrote:Jade Goody! :o :o :o
i've always thought that Jade Goody is alright, I wonder how many of those fame wannabes that were on big brother with her, and stiched her up at every moment , are now sick with jealousy at her making a decent living and still getting her face on TV.
She's a fat, ugly thick bint. I have no problem with her making a living, I just find it extremely annoying having to see her simian double chinned face leering at me from every magazine, newspaper and TV screen. Everyone's always marvelling about how it's great that someone from such a hard background...blah blah, but there are countless people out there with similar hard luck stories.

I find the whole celebrity culture quite appalling and I wish it would all just piss off. I've no interest in reading about Brad Pitt's macrobiotic diet, or Jade Goody's tummy tuck, and frankly, those who are interested really should get out more. It's a horrific self perpetuation circus which provides soma for the terminally thick and the hopeless.

Posted: 06 Jul 2006, 07:45
by Slapsie Maxie
jamesmcdonnell wrote:
topper123 wrote:
Max Molyneux wrote:Jade Goody! :o :o :o
i've always thought that Jade Goody is alright, I wonder how many of those fame wannabes that were on big brother with her, and stiched her up at every moment , are now sick with jealousy at her making a decent living and still getting her face on TV.
She's a fat, ugly thick bint. I have no problem with her making a living, I just find it extremely annoying having to see her simian double chinned face leering at me from every magazine, newspaper and TV screen. Everyone's always marvelling about how it's great that someone from such a hard background...blah blah, but there are countless people out there with similar hard luck stories.

I find the whole celebrity culture quite appalling and I wish it would all just piss off. I've no interest in reading about Brad Pitt's macrobiotic diet, or Jade Goody's tummy tuck, and frankly, those who are interested really should get out more. It's a horrific self perpetuation circus which provides soma for the terminally thick and the hopeless.
She speaks well of you, mind

Slapsie

Posted: 06 Jul 2006, 07:54
by Old bones Ian
jamesmcdonnell wrote:
topper123 wrote:
Max Molyneux wrote:Jade Goody! :o :o :o
i've always thought that Jade Goody is alright, I wonder how many of those fame wannabes that were on big brother with her, and stiched her up at every moment , are now sick with jealousy at her making a decent living and still getting her face on TV.
She's a fat, ugly thick bint. I have no problem with her making a living, I just find it extremely annoying having to see her simian double chinned face leering at me from every magazine, newspaper and TV screen. Everyone's always marvelling about how it's great that someone from such a hard background...blah blah, but there are countless people out there with similar hard luck stories.

I find the whole celebrity culture quite appalling and I wish it would all just piss off. I've no interest in reading about Brad Pitt's macrobiotic diet, or Jade Goody's tummy tuck, and frankly, those who are interested really should get out more. It's a horrific self perpetuation circus which provides soma for the terminally thick and the hopeless.
Having a good day at the office James? :)

I'm not saying that i want to watch Jade Goody , or any of the other so called celebraties. and agree with you that most of them are a complete waste of space. I just find it amusing that someone so devoid of talent can in this day and age earn a million.

Oh yeah , and i have done worse than Goody........ :oops:

Posted: 06 Jul 2006, 08:05
by nickd
jamesmcdonnell wrote:
topper123 wrote:
Max Molyneux wrote:Jade Goody! :o :o :o
i've always thought that Jade Goody is alright, I wonder how many of those fame wannabes that were on big brother with her, and stiched her up at every moment , are now sick with jealousy at her making a decent living and still getting her face on TV.
She's a fat, ugly thick bint. I have no problem with her making a living, I just find it extremely annoying having to see her simian double chinned face leering at me from every magazine, newspaper and TV screen. Everyone's always marvelling about how it's great that someone from such a hard background...blah blah, but there are countless people out there with similar hard luck stories.

I find the whole celebrity culture quite appalling and I wish it would all just piss off. I've no interest in reading about Brad Pitt's macrobiotic diet, or Jade Goody's tummy tuck, and frankly, those who are interested really should get out more. It's a horrific self perpetuation circus which provides soma for the terminally thick and the hopeless.
No come on, say what you really think. :lol:

(I hate the celeb culture too with a passion)

Posted: 06 Jul 2006, 08:15
by Goz
jamesmcdonnell wrote:
topper123 wrote:
Max Molyneux wrote:Jade Goody! :o :o :o
i've always thought that Jade Goody is alright, I wonder how many of those fame wannabes that were on big brother with her, and stiched her up at every moment , are now sick with jealousy at her making a decent living and still getting her face on TV.
She's a fat, ugly thick bint. I have no problem with her making a living, I just find it extremely annoying having to see her simian double chinned face leering at me from every magazine, newspaper and TV screen. Everyone's always marvelling about how it's great that someone from such a hard background...blah blah, but there are countless people out there with similar hard luck stories.

I find the whole celebrity culture quite appalling and I wish it would all just piss off. I've no interest in reading about Brad Pitt's macrobiotic diet, or Jade Goody's tummy tuck, and frankly, those who are interested really should get out more. It's a horrific self perpetuation circus which provides soma for the terminally thick and the hopeless.
Well put.

The whole Big Brother/I'm a celebrity genre is beyond a joke and personally I would need to be lobotomised to sit down and watch it.

It is television and news for phuckwits.

I guess it has it's place though, there have always been thick people and they need to watch something to keep them off the streets.

Posted: 06 Jul 2006, 08:41
by Old bones Ian
How about this for z-list, on the new Love Island series , one of the so-called celebraties is Gazza's step daughter.

the words barrel and scraping come to mind

Posted: 06 Jul 2006, 08:47
by jamesmcdonnell
What is so annoying about it, is that the media peddle this mindless bollocks, because it's easy and requires very little effort, aside from generating mountains of PR, which is their speciality anyway.

They then use the argument 'well, it's what people want, we're just giving it to them.'

Well no actually, you are TELLING them what they want. It's long ago been proven by results that if you repeat anything often enough, people are going to buy into it, be it shite pop pap, designer labels, whatever. En masse, people do sadly act like sheep, or at least a large proportion. They do whatever is easiest, like buying snide ralph lauren, getting a flash car on hire purchase.

People are sheep, and I do think the media should have a function above and beyond earning themselves vast amounts of money shovelling shit down the throats of the eager, crap-hungry masses. Even Max Clifford after years of peddling this rubbish came to hate what he had created. Paparazzi, celebrity journalism, it's all filth of the most disgusting order.

The people are not as intrinsically thick , but if you feed them mindless drivel day in day out, they will sink to the lowest common denominator.

Thank god we have the BBC in this country, at least they have a remit to inform as well as 'entertain.' Quite what the entertainment value is in watching some retarded malajusted weirdo sleeping on television at 3 am is quite beyond me. Why not just break in to your neighbours and install a CCTV system in their room, I know I did and I've never looked back.

Posted: 06 Jul 2006, 09:31
by nickd
topper123 wrote:How about this for z-list, on the new Love Island series , one of the so-called celebraties is Gazza's step daughter.

the words barrel and scraping come to mind
Cheryl Kyle is on it aswell, so perhaps they're angling for a mother and daughter threes up to boost ratings? :o

Posted: 06 Jul 2006, 12:34
by Shirow
nickd wrote:
Cheryl Kyle is on it aswell, so perhaps they're angling for a mother and daughter threes up to boost ratings? :o
AHA! Does anyone else actually know who that is? Or should Nick own up to being an avid reader of Heat?

I didn't realise so many others had zero interest in popular culture bollocks as me. This lowest common denominator media business really gives a distorted view of how many people enjoy this stuff. It might be the largest single minority interest but it's still a minority.
I have no idea who most people are on the fronts of these shitty magazines.

There should be a simple rule of thumb. If the people who you are reading/talking gossip about don't know who you are - it's not really gossip.

Anyway Jade Goody - i worked in an office full of women when that big brother was on so i know more than i would like to about her. It seems she's carved a lucrative niche for women (who i assume don't see themselves as fukwits) paying for magazines and making Jade rich in the process, so they can mock how stupid/fat she is.

I saw a faux classy advert on the tube for a Jade Goody perfume and assumed it was just another joke to be enjoyed by the aforementioned daft tarts. Then i saw a poster of it for sale in a shop window. That seems like a misjudgment to me. Surely you can't switch from getting people to pay to take the piss to having them want to smell like you.

But what do i know.

Slow afternoon...

Posted: 06 Jul 2006, 12:41
by nickd
Shirow wrote:
nickd wrote:
Cheryl Kyle is on it aswell, so perhaps they're angling for a mother and daughter threes up to boost ratings? :o
AHA! Does anyone else actually know who that is? Or should Nick own up to being an avid reader of Heat?

I didn't realise so many others had zero interest in popular culture bollocks as me. This lowest common denominator media business really gives a distorted view of how many people enjoy this stuff. It might be the largest single minority interest but it's still a minority.
I have no idea who most people are on the fronts of these shitty magazines.

There should be a simple rule of thumb. If the people who you are reading/talking gossip about don't know who you are - it's not really gossip.

Anyway Jade Goody - i worked in an office full of women when that big brother was on so i know more than i would like to about her. It seems she's carved a lucrative niche for women (who i assume don't see themselves as fukwits) paying for magazines and making Jade rich in the process, so they can mock how stupid/fat she is.

I saw a faux classy advert on the tube for a Jade Goody perfume and assumed it was just another joke to be enjoyed by the aforementioned daft tarts. Then i saw a poster of it for sale in a shop window. That seems like a misjudgment to me. Surely you can't switch from getting people to pay to take the piss to having them want to smell like you.

But what do i know.

Slow afternoon...
Cheryl is Gazza's ex missus, any footy fan would know that. I was told my a female acquaintance her and her daughter - Gazza's stepdaughter would both be on this love island bollocks. Weird eh? The bird had no idea who Cheryl was.

Posted: 06 Jul 2006, 14:17
by stujones
I hate them all too, James.

Is it true that one of this years big brothers contestants ambition is to be a footballers wives.

Trouble is, knowing todays society - she won't even now have to marry a rich footballer to live the lifestyle.

Makes me sick.

These wannabee's are bad enough, but worse still are these ones who had a little (very little in some cases) talent, spend all their fortune on booze and drugs but get a second chance in these reality shows. They don't even have to get their own show - just a few kiss an tell or "my story" style articles is enough to set a normal folk up for life.

Posted: 07 Jul 2006, 05:06
by jamesmcdonnell
Shirow wrote:
nickd wrote:
Cheryl Kyle is on it aswell, so perhaps they're angling for a mother and daughter threes up to boost ratings? :o
AHA! Does anyone else actually know who that is? Or should Nick own up to being an avid reader of Heat?

I didn't realise so many others had zero interest in popular culture bollocks as me. This lowest common denominator media business really gives a distorted view of how many people enjoy this stuff. It might be the largest single minority interest but it's still a minority.
I have no idea who most people are on the fronts of these shitty magazines.

There should be a simple rule of thumb. If the people who you are reading/talking gossip about don't know who you are - it's not really gossip.

Anyway Jade Goody - i worked in an office full of women when that big brother was on so i know more than i would like to about her. It seems she's carved a lucrative niche for women (who i assume don't see themselves as fukwits) paying for magazines and making Jade rich in the process, so they can mock how stupid/fat she is.

I saw a faux classy advert on the tube for a Jade Goody perfume and assumed it was just another joke to be enjoyed by the aforementioned daft tarts. Then i saw a poster of it for sale in a shop window. That seems like a misjudgment to me. Surely you can't switch from getting people to pay to take the piss to having them want to smell like you.

But what do i know.

Slow afternoon...
The poster is for a TV show called 'Just Jade.'