BoxRec

Are you allowed to f_uck the dancers? I'm undecided on whether to go or not, that will make my mind up

No chance, you can't even touch them. Go to Secrets on Chancery Lane, fit birds like Rhino but its a bit more personal. No shagging still though.

For the last time:

"THERE IS NO S E X IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM!"

fried bread wrote:Are you allowed to f_uck the dancers? I'm undecided on whether to go or not, that will make my mind up

are you dutch?

the reason I ask is cause they always are disappointd t find out you cant f_uck the strippers when they come to the UK..
i
Having sad that there is no reason you cant come to a private arrangement with a girl for after closing, although most reputable places wont stand for that carry on.

nickd wrote:No chance, you can't even touch them. Go to Secrets on Chancery Lane, fit birds like Rhino but its a bit more personal. No shagging still though.

I've shagged a girl from Secrets on Chancery Lane

god that makes me sound like a tosser.

jamesmcdonnell wrote:

nickd wrote:No chance, you can't even touch them. Go to Secrets on Chancery Lane, fit birds like Rhino but its a bit more personal. No shagging still though.

I've shagged a girl from Secrets on Chancery Lane

god that makes me sound like a tosser.

You still posted it though

jamesmcdonnell wrote:
I've shagged a girl from Secrets on Chancery Lane

the cleaner doesnt count, you know that don't you James?

It's amazing how much more appealing you become once you've stumbled across an open safe containing all the girls passports whilst looking for the loo. Eh James?


It's open season

Wish I'd kept schtum now.

I got wanked off in Secrets in Chancery Lane in one of the booths (by a stripper I may add). No extra charge. My old boss was back in our original booth with a couple of clients! ;)

I shagged the hottesy girl from a Spearmint Rhino in LA (didn't know it was over here too)









































She is my gf so it doesnt really count

Several of the women in Secrets are also escorts, and are always looking for 'extras' and spearmint Rhino got done a while back for acting as a brothel, they apparently had rooms for VIP clients where they could have sex with the girls.

I hasten to add, that the girl I slept with wasn't a hooker, and I was actually going out with her, until I discovered she was completely mad that is.

jamesmcdonnell wrote:Several of the women in Secrets are also escorts, and are always looking for 'extras' and spearmint Rhino got done a while back for acting as a brothel, they apparently had rooms for VIP clients where they could have sex with the girls.

I hasten to add, that the girl I slept with wasn't a hooker, and I was actually going out with her, until I discovered she was completely mad that is.

And that she'd get her thruppenies out for anyone for a tenner?

Well I knew that when I met her, as I met her in the club at a mate's birthday.

jamesmcdonnell wrote:Well I knew that when I met her, as I met her in the club at a mate's birthday.

Oh fair play not one you found out about later then!

Well done James, absolutely nothing to be ashamed of.

Infact... do you still have her number.

Sadly not, I ran into her again one night and she gave me her number, and I went and lost my bloody phone, that was two long years ago. Christ she was fit, only 20 half puerto rican, half grenadian. It makes me sad thinking about it, and angry.

Bad girlfriend material, but christ on a bike was she good to look at.

Stu do they have Spearmint Rhino in South Wales? Or is it more Peppermint Ewe? ;)

Leek Ewe surely?

Easy now! I'm going back to Wales next week I haven't seen a sheep in a long time other than the butchers.

Just you leave my dolly out of it!

I can lend you daisy if you want.

I've heard the if you are visiting toronto then it is thoroughly recommended to go to any one of the strip joints there.

My mate went on a holiday there, stumbled into a strip joint and had 20 minutes of fondling the strippers breast for £16 - thats including the entry fee.

And no it wasn't becuase he was as good looking as Brad Pitt or James McDonnell, apparantly its standard proceedure. An 8 minute dance for £8 and then they ask you do you want to double it up - and then they allow you to do a bit more.

Wonder what Warren gets then if you guys can get quickies in a booth.

Just you leave my dolly out of it!

I can lend you daisy if you want.

Can I clone Dolly?

As someone said there is little to stop you making a private proposition, but if you pick the wrong girl and she bitches to the steroid monkey in the corner you can expect to get thrown out. :)

stujones wrote:Just you leave my dolly out of it!

I can lend you daisy if you want.

I've heard the if you are visiting toronto then it is thoroughly recommended to go to any one of the strip joints there.

My mate went on a holiday there, stumbled into a strip joint and had 20 minutes of fondling the strippers breast for £16 - thats including the entry fee.

And no it wasn't becuase he was as good looking as Brad Pitt or James McDonnell, apparantly its standard proceedure. An 8 minute dance for £8 and then they ask you do you want to double it up - and then they allow you to do a bit more.

Went on a lads beano to Barcelona, and went to a place called Cafe Baghdad, no not an iraqi themed eatery, but a strip joint. It was 70 euros in, but you did get sucked off on stage, if you were that way inclined. Needless to say I stood there with me knob out to the strains of 'Macho Macho Man...' over the PA, whlst my shell shocked mates looked on from the video screens at the bar. A moment I shall cherish forever. Can't wait to have grandchildren.

Loftgroov wrote:As someone said there is little to stop you making a private proposition, but if you pick the wrong girl and she bitches to the steroid monkey in the corner you can expect to get thrown out. :)

They won't sling you out for making the proposition, they will however throw you and possibly batter you if you touch one of the girls and she didn't want you to.

I've noticed that a lot of the girls in those places will start grabbing your johnson and rubbing it up, but if they see the bouncers coming they will stop, they figure that a bit of extra tittilation is likely to keep you flinging those 20 pound notes their way for a 2 minute abridged song and a bit of poony. I've watched my mates blow thousands of pounds in a single night on one of those places. Funny think was, the girl I met in there, I'd given her 20 quid just to sit with me and have a chat and she was chatting for about 2 hours.

I can't say I'm a massive fan of strip joints, I find them a laugh, but they aren't terribly erotic. It's just so weird watching some bird parading her muff around your mush and not being able to do anything.