Off Topic : Mel Gisbon article.
Posted: 02 Aug 2006, 23:31
Okay guys this is completely off topic but this 'tongue in cheek' article had me on the floor. It is in relation to Gibson's recent anti-Semitic, Jewish, Israeli (whatever) rant he made after being arrested for drink driving in Malibu, California. If you never read about it Gibson stated 'The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.' before asking if the arresting officer was of Jewish heritage. This story hasn't been big over here because certain other world events are, incredibly 
. regarded as more important. However its the big story in the States, surprise, surprise. Its only a giggle so don't read too much into it. Hope you guys enjoy. 
Gibson's New Fans
by
Michel Delon and Mohammed Fatwa
Associated Press
News of Gibson's drunken anti-Semitic tirade was warmly received across the pond in most parts of Europe and the Middle East. Muslims throughout the world sang and danced holding pictures of Mel Gibson with a Kalashnikov imposed over his smiling portrait. Pubs and cafes throughout Europe buzzed with the news of Gibson's anti-Semitic tirade towards several police officers.
Jean Calvier, a 27-year old waiter in Paris, commented, "I think Gibson's right in what he said. I don't condone drinking and driving, but the Jews are responsible for all the world's problems." His boss, Jacques Gabin, nodded his head in approval and added, "I wish more Americans were like him, but most Americans are ignorant."
Ali Jaffar, a 35-year old cab driver in Cairo was just finishing up cleaning the semen out of his back seat when he agreed to be interviewed. "Filthy whores are always covered in this, just like the Jews." He stands up and slams the back door to his cab. "This Mel Gibson guy I like more. When he made that Jesus movie I got a little nervous, and contemplated sending my 8-year old son on a suicide mission against his home. But now I like him. He knows the Jews are evil. So we agree on that." Jaffar's now 9-year old son, Mohammed, tugs at his father's shirt. "Father, when will you let me become a martyr?" Jaffar gently pats his son's head, "Maybe for your 10th birthday I'll get you a suicide vest, but only if you pray 12 times a day that Allah will blow up Israel and America." The boys smiles and dashes down an alley. Jaffar grins and looks up at the sky, "May Allah be praised that He gave me such a great son." He looks down again but quickly looks up at the sun as if he forgot to say something. "Oh, and may Allah eat all the Jews and Americans and Samoans." Jaffar bites his lower lip in anger, "The only thing worse than a dirty Jew is a fat Samoan."
Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah went on Al-Jazeera praising Gibson for fighting the "Zionist menace" and for "speaking the truth." He then offered him an open invitation to command an Hezbollah cell in LA that boasts Jane Fonda as a member.
Gibson refused to comment on this developing story.
. regarded as more important. However its the big story in the States, surprise, surprise. Its only a giggle so don't read too much into it. Hope you guys enjoy. Gibson's New Fans
by
Michel Delon and Mohammed Fatwa
Associated Press
News of Gibson's drunken anti-Semitic tirade was warmly received across the pond in most parts of Europe and the Middle East. Muslims throughout the world sang and danced holding pictures of Mel Gibson with a Kalashnikov imposed over his smiling portrait. Pubs and cafes throughout Europe buzzed with the news of Gibson's anti-Semitic tirade towards several police officers.
Jean Calvier, a 27-year old waiter in Paris, commented, "I think Gibson's right in what he said. I don't condone drinking and driving, but the Jews are responsible for all the world's problems." His boss, Jacques Gabin, nodded his head in approval and added, "I wish more Americans were like him, but most Americans are ignorant."
Ali Jaffar, a 35-year old cab driver in Cairo was just finishing up cleaning the semen out of his back seat when he agreed to be interviewed. "Filthy whores are always covered in this, just like the Jews." He stands up and slams the back door to his cab. "This Mel Gibson guy I like more. When he made that Jesus movie I got a little nervous, and contemplated sending my 8-year old son on a suicide mission against his home. But now I like him. He knows the Jews are evil. So we agree on that." Jaffar's now 9-year old son, Mohammed, tugs at his father's shirt. "Father, when will you let me become a martyr?" Jaffar gently pats his son's head, "Maybe for your 10th birthday I'll get you a suicide vest, but only if you pray 12 times a day that Allah will blow up Israel and America." The boys smiles and dashes down an alley. Jaffar grins and looks up at the sky, "May Allah be praised that He gave me such a great son." He looks down again but quickly looks up at the sun as if he forgot to say something. "Oh, and may Allah eat all the Jews and Americans and Samoans." Jaffar bites his lower lip in anger, "The only thing worse than a dirty Jew is a fat Samoan."
Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah went on Al-Jazeera praising Gibson for fighting the "Zionist menace" and for "speaking the truth." He then offered him an open invitation to command an Hezbollah cell in LA that boasts Jane Fonda as a member.
Gibson refused to comment on this developing story.