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A careless secretary had whispered the word "Kessler".

Everyone rushed to the fire exit; Frankie Warren allegedly lost consciousness and had to be revived with rythmic sounds of "bum -- bum -- bum"; and Joe Calzaghe was found with a peeing-attack on the toilet with the door locked and barricaded.

The secretary was fired for gross misconduct.

ROFL..

Dude you're crazy

Listen, we all love a bit of satire over here, but sweet Jesus, can you try to be at least a tad funny with your endless Danish posts?

I know you yanks & Europeans just love Bennie Hill and all, but can you try a bit harder?

American humour is no laughing matter.

It is quite funny just a shame our friend pundit is a little well obsessed with calzaghe

josh fg wrote:It is quite funny just a shame our friend pundit is a little well obsessed with calzaghe

He still hasn't recovered from the Lacy embarrassment, I think it's mentally scarred him

pundit wrote:A careless secretary had whispered the word "Kessler".

Everyone rushed to the fire exit; Frankie Warren allegedly lost consciousness and had to be revived with rythmic sounds of "bum -- bum -- bum"; and Joe Calzaghe was found with a peeing-attack on the toilet with the door locked and barricaded.

The secretary was fired for gross misconduct.

Idiot, just like his President. WOMD anyone?

This morning a tiny erection broke out in Pundits pants. He'd had the dream about the sweating, heaving gleaming torso of Mikkel Kessler again.

How he longed to prostrate himself and offer up his willing bumhole to the big rugged dane, but alas, that was just a dream, and so he contented himself with drubbing himself as he watched a video of his beloved bashing up Markus Beyer, and imagined what sweet joy those fists could have brought him.

Blinding Post James.

lol

Im more of the oppinion something may have hapend between his wife and calzaghe

Oh boy, the truth hurts....

pundit wrote:Oh boy, the truth hurts....

I'm guessing that's your 'love name' for Mikkel. 'the truth.' Hence the 'sweet pain.'

Terence wrote:

Im more of the oppinion something may have hapend between his wife and calzaghe Josh

Oh boy, the truth hurts.... Pundit

Unfortunate timing there Pundit

So how long have her and Joe been at it?

Tell you what: if my wife was really after some change, she'd have better options than a bloke who gets his face crushed to make a living....

P

(PS: in contrast to your wife she wouldn't get stoned for this though. Sorry, but couldn't hold this one back)

jamesmcdonnell wrote:

pundit wrote:Oh boy, the truth hurts....

I'm guessing that's your 'love name' for Mikkel. 'the truth.' Hence the 'sweet pain.'

I guess these rather weird phantasies confirm all prejudices about Englishmen's preferences...

Au contraite bumdit, I mean pundit, merely second guessing your sweaty fantasies about your beloved Mikkel.

jamesmcdonnell wrote:Au contraite bumdit, I mean pundit, merely second guessing your sweaty fantasies about your beloved Mikkel.

Let's leave it here - you are "second guessing"....

boxingchat wrote:

pundit wrote:A careless secretary had whispered the word "Kessler".

Everyone rushed to the fire exit; Frankie Warren allegedly lost consciousness and had to be revived with rythmic sounds of "bum -- bum -- bum"; and Joe Calzaghe was found with a peeing-attack on the toilet with the door locked and barricaded.

The secretary was fired for gross misconduct.

Idiot, just like his President. WOMD anyone?

Kessler's right hand. Would destroy Sports Network's main asset within minutes. They are building a bunker now underneath Sport Network's main building for protection. As soons as Kessler enters the UK, Calzaghe will ahve to hide there until the threat is gone

pundit wrote:A careless secretary had whispered the word "Kessler".

Everyone rushed to the fire exit; Frankie Warren allegedly lost consciousness and had to be revived with rythmic sounds of "bum -- bum -- bum"; and Joe Calzaghe was found with a peeing-attack on the toilet with the door locked and barricaded.

The secretary was fired for gross misconduct.

You probably aren't too far away from the truth actually.

If it isn't Kessler next, then it'd better be Bernie. If it's neither... colour you clairvoyant.

What I still don't get, is a reasoned explanation of why Kessler would beat Calzaghe. I don't even like the man (Joe C) so accusations of "hugging" - bizarre anyway about anyone aged post 18, make no sense.

Loynesy wrote:What I still don't get, is a reasoned explanation of why Kessler would beat Calzaghe. I don't even like the man (Joe C) so accusations of "hugging" - bizarre anyway about anyone aged post 18, make no sense.

Bigger, stronger, excellent jab, drop-dead dangerous right hand that would make it extremely risky for Calzaghe to get into his preferred half-distance stance.... There are plentiful reasons.

I'm not saying a Kessler win would be a done deal, I am saying though that this is the fight to be made, and that it would be shameful if Calzaghe would be running from it. Unfortunately, this is exactly what seems to be happening. It would only be too consistent with Calzaghe's entire career management.