The Vitali Klitschko Nut Hugger Thread
Posted: 14 Nov 2006, 18:06
VITALI KLITSCHKO IS THE GREATEST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! 
HELL YEA HE IS...I MEAN, LOOK HOW MANY TIMES HE DROPPED DANNY WILLIAMS IN HIS ONLY TITLE DEFENSE!!! EIGHT TIMES MAN!!! WHO CARES THAT DANNY WILLIAMS BEAT A ONE LEGGED MIKE TYSON AND WAS SCHOOLED BY JULIUS FRANCIS!!! THAT WAS AWESOME DUDES!!! GREATEST DOMINATING PERFORMANCE EVER!!!!
AND YOU SEE HOW HE HAD LENNOX LEWIS REALING?! I MEAN, SURE LEWIS WASN'T TRAINING, HELL HE WAS SUPPOSED TO FIGHT 9TH RATE KIRK JOHNSON THE WALKING BILLBOARD FOR SAVE THE WHALES! HE SHOWED SO MUCH HEART AND VALOR AGAINST LENNOX, HIS FACE WAS CUT UP LIKE A BLOODY VAGINA, AND HE STILL WAS GOING STRONG!!! SURE HE WAS PHUCKIN TIRED BUT I'M SURE IF HE WENT ONE MORE ROUND HE WOULD HAVE KAYOED LEWIS!! YOU HAVE TO PUT THAT TYPE OF COURAGE IN THE SAME CATEGORY THAT MARCIANO HAD AGAINST WALCOTT!!!
YOU SEE THE STATISTICS?!?! HE HAS A KAYO PERCENTAGE OF 92!!! THATS HIGHER THAN TYSON, MARCIANO AND FOREMAN!!! THAT JUST SHOWS THAT KLITSCHKO WAS GREATER THAN THEM!!! HE WAS THE GREATEST PUNCHER OF ALL TIME MAN!!! HE WAS A WHITE MAN'S VERSION OF EARNIE SHAVERS!!!
WE FORGIVE KLITSCHKO FOR BYRD, EVERYBODY KNOWS HE HAD A TORN ROTATOR CUFF, EVEN THOUGH HE COULD HAVE WON THE DECISION WITHOUT THROWING A SINGLE PUNCH FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE FIGHT!!! ITS NOT LIKE BYRD COULD HAVE HURT HIM, BUT BY GOLLY, WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN VITALI WAS THE MAN THEN, CUS HE SCHOOLED A BLOWN UP MIDDLEWEIGHT IN CHRIS BYRD!!!
KLITSCHKO WAS SO TALL, I MEAN HE WAS 6'8" HE WAS BIGGER THAN ANYONE IN HISTORY, HE WAS SO BIG, SO WHITE, HE WAS THE GREAT WHITE HOPE OF ALL TIMES!!! HE WAS THE GREATEST CHAMPION EVER, TOO BIG, TOO TALL, TOO WHITE, HE WOULD HAVE BEATEN ALI AND FRAZIER IN THE SAME NIGHT, WITH ENOUGH TO DECISION JOE LOUIS AFTER!!!!
KLITSCHKO IS THE MAN YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
[my parody of the 'Klitschko' fans]
HELL YEA HE IS...I MEAN, LOOK HOW MANY TIMES HE DROPPED DANNY WILLIAMS IN HIS ONLY TITLE DEFENSE!!! EIGHT TIMES MAN!!! WHO CARES THAT DANNY WILLIAMS BEAT A ONE LEGGED MIKE TYSON AND WAS SCHOOLED BY JULIUS FRANCIS!!! THAT WAS AWESOME DUDES!!! GREATEST DOMINATING PERFORMANCE EVER!!!!
AND YOU SEE HOW HE HAD LENNOX LEWIS REALING?! I MEAN, SURE LEWIS WASN'T TRAINING, HELL HE WAS SUPPOSED TO FIGHT 9TH RATE KIRK JOHNSON THE WALKING BILLBOARD FOR SAVE THE WHALES! HE SHOWED SO MUCH HEART AND VALOR AGAINST LENNOX, HIS FACE WAS CUT UP LIKE A BLOODY VAGINA, AND HE STILL WAS GOING STRONG!!! SURE HE WAS PHUCKIN TIRED BUT I'M SURE IF HE WENT ONE MORE ROUND HE WOULD HAVE KAYOED LEWIS!! YOU HAVE TO PUT THAT TYPE OF COURAGE IN THE SAME CATEGORY THAT MARCIANO HAD AGAINST WALCOTT!!!
YOU SEE THE STATISTICS?!?! HE HAS A KAYO PERCENTAGE OF 92!!! THATS HIGHER THAN TYSON, MARCIANO AND FOREMAN!!! THAT JUST SHOWS THAT KLITSCHKO WAS GREATER THAN THEM!!! HE WAS THE GREATEST PUNCHER OF ALL TIME MAN!!! HE WAS A WHITE MAN'S VERSION OF EARNIE SHAVERS!!!
WE FORGIVE KLITSCHKO FOR BYRD, EVERYBODY KNOWS HE HAD A TORN ROTATOR CUFF, EVEN THOUGH HE COULD HAVE WON THE DECISION WITHOUT THROWING A SINGLE PUNCH FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE FIGHT!!! ITS NOT LIKE BYRD COULD HAVE HURT HIM, BUT BY GOLLY, WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN VITALI WAS THE MAN THEN, CUS HE SCHOOLED A BLOWN UP MIDDLEWEIGHT IN CHRIS BYRD!!!
KLITSCHKO WAS SO TALL, I MEAN HE WAS 6'8" HE WAS BIGGER THAN ANYONE IN HISTORY, HE WAS SO BIG, SO WHITE, HE WAS THE GREAT WHITE HOPE OF ALL TIMES!!! HE WAS THE GREATEST CHAMPION EVER, TOO BIG, TOO TALL, TOO WHITE, HE WOULD HAVE BEATEN ALI AND FRAZIER IN THE SAME NIGHT, WITH ENOUGH TO DECISION JOE LOUIS AFTER!!!!
KLITSCHKO IS THE MAN YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
[my parody of the 'Klitschko' fans]
