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HO HO HO! WHATS YOUR BOXING CHRISTMAS WISH LIST..?

Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 12:44
by overhand_right
Tis the season boys (and girl). Whats your christmas wish list? What would you LOVE to happen next year? Use this thread to say what you'd like Santa to work his magic on. Heres some stuff from me that i'd like to see happen. A few of them are kind of sad though

Oleg exposes Wlad K & the giant Russian, cleans up the division, then gets sparked by Audley (could happen). Then Audley blows the title to a 45 year old Evander Holyfield.

David haye kayos o’neil bell, then defends against macca.

The light-heavies unify, preferably with clinton woods coming out right at the bottom where he belongs. Thus obviously becoming the IBF’s mandatory #1 “emeritus for life”

B-hop & RJJ finally fight a rematch, only interesting way for these 2 oldies to go out IMO.

Joe Calzaghe finally gets supposed "career defining fight" (glencoffee?).

Jermain Taylor takes on Miranda, Abraham, and Eastman before moving up. (stand & trade with Eastman please)

De La Hoya smashes up Mayweather.

Amir khan gets exposed by Jonathan Thaxton or similar, tabloids and ITV commentators all in shock.

Hatton gets supposed "career defining fight" (Castillo? Mayweather if he beats DLH?), otherwise at very least fights Junior Witter.

Pac takes out barrera & Casamayor takes out Morales.

This one is kind of sad, but i'll feel forever unfulfilled if it doesn't happen- Carl Thompson and Johnny Nelson come back and fight a decider.

Kind of running low on ideas now but how about Don king dies? good for the game

Naz sheds a couple of stone and comes back at cruiserweight, and fights herbie hide.

Government regulation takes over boxing, clears out sanctioning bodies, leading to only one champion per division. or at very least WBA is disbanded.

Discontinuation of the pointless European ‘European Boxing Union’ European Union (or European EBU-EU for the confused) title fights.

‘King of Shagging’ (apparently) russell brand knobs matt skeltons wife.

All that sh#t would pretty much make my year, what about you guys?

Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 13:00
by emma
Some good ones there. heres mine....

Junior Witter and Hatton fight-junior KO hatton.

Muttley wins a title

Amir Khan fights someone with a bit of punch power.

David Haye KO Enzo.

Prince Naseem becomes a commentator for ITV

allegedly actually delivers the original bill that has been advertised. :roll:

Calzaghe fights someone decent.

Audley Harrison keeps performing like he did against Williams.

I win a lifetime ringside pass :TU:

That is all.

Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 14:06
by Taki...
ITV invest heavily on screening big Amercan cards... live.

ITV has a 'clear out' in the Boxing Commentators department.

allegedly delivers some decent cards in 2007.

Librado Andrade does a number on Kessler. :D

Amir Khan gets some coaching from Winky Wright.

Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 14:29
by Max Molyneux
emma wrote:Some good ones there. heres mine....

Junior Witter and Hatton fight-junior KO hatton.

Muttley wins a title

Amir Khan fights someone with a bit of punch power.

David Haye KO Enzo.

Prince Naseem becomes a commentator for ITV

allegedly allegedly actually delivers the original bill that has been advertised. :roll:

Calzaghe fights someone decent.

Audley Harrison keeps performing like he did against Williams.

I win a lifetime ringside pass :TU:

That is all.
How about Amir Vs Kell Brook?

Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 14:40
by Neri
Amir Khan gets put in with John Murray.

Naz sorts his life out and gives us 3 fights ending in a Barrera rematch.

Haye and Enzo sort out who is the best British cruiserweight.

Hatton beats Castillo and finally fights Witter.

Woods gets a big fight with Roy Jones or Antonio Tarver.

Calzaghe fights Kessler.

Mattyp reaches 20000 posts.

Alex Arthur gets a world title shot before Christmas. (next year before someone cracks a joke)

Derry Matthews wins the British Title and challenges for the European title.

Miranda is given another shot at Arthur Abraham...outside Germany.

Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 15:23
by emma
Max Molyneux wrote:
emma wrote:Some good ones there. heres mine....
Junior Witter and Hatton fight-junior KO hatton.
Muttley wins a title
Amir Khan fights someone with a bit of punch power.
David Haye KO Enzo.
Prince Naseem becomes a commentator for ITV
allegedly allegedly allegedly actually delivers the original bill that has been advertised. :roll:
Calzaghe fights someone decent.
Audley Harrison keeps performing like he did against Williams.
I win a lifetime ringside pass :TU:

That is all.
How about Amir Vs Kell Brook?
Kells a welterweight and Amirs a lightweight so I cant see that happening. If it did kell would KO amir :TU:

Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 16:27
by glittermonkey
I don't want that much really; I'm just not a greedy person.

All I want is for all the sanctioning bodies to get together and decide that enough is enough and realise that just one title per division is the way forward.

That, and an immediate and very much final retirement for Holyfield and Jones, a title shot (and defeat) for Froch, a meaningful fight outside of the UK for Calzaghe, Witter Vs Hatton, and more big fights from around the world shown live on British TV.

And, as one last special gift, I'd like a celebrity boxing tournament featuring; Jade Goody, Keith Chegwin, Anthea Turner, Jordan, Peter Andre, Darren Day, Dean Gaffney, Mick Jagger, Ben Fogle, Simon Cowell, Chico, Paris Hilton, Dale Winton, David Dickenson, Tom Cruise, Grace from Big Brother, Noel Edmunds, and Tim Westwood. Done on a league basis so that everyone has to take several hundred punches. The Winner gets to fight Calzage. The losers all have to fight Pacquiao, twice each.

Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 21:28
by Max Molyneux
Calzaghe to lay a beating on Kessler. :TU: (don't dare doubt me haters, you did before March 4th and I enjoyed posting saying I told you so.)
Hatton to fight Witter. :TU:
Haye to spark Bell or UD Mormeck.
Derry Matthews to win the British title.
Woods fight Adamek. :TU:
Audley to keep his balls in check so he can win a proper belt.

Posted: 23 Dec 2006, 07:49
by jomothepure
Calzaghe-Kessler

Arthur-Medina (for IBF title)

Haye-Enzo, winner to fight Bell.

Hatton-Witter, winner to move up and fight Cotto.

Sprott-Harrison, Gammer-Skelton, winner-winner, winner gets world title shot (like every other domestic heavyweight winner in 2006, eh Frank)

Khan-Limmond

Zapir Gereev to be given the freedom of Russia.

Herbie Hide and Scott Harrison to infiltrate WBA Panama headquarters and "supervise" their actions.

Posted: 23 Dec 2006, 13:39
by stujones
Well it is a fantasy wish list.

Mike Tyson comes back with a new focus, fights Calvin Brock and comes in a 16 stone.

James Toney beats Peter and Maskaev and prepares a unification with Kliitchsko.

Warren delivers and gets Skelton vs Briggs for the WBO title in the UK.

Danny comes back vs Gammer and weighs 17 stone.

Haye vs Maccarinelli for the WBC/WBO titles.

Roy Jones comes to the UK to fight Clinton Woods.

Calzaghe vs Kessler

Bute vs Lacy (should be a good one).

Taylor vs Wright II

DLH beats Mayweather and announces that he plans a few more fights.

Mayweather announces that he is moving back to Light Welter - and fights Ricky.

In the interim period (after Urango and before Mayweather) Hatton fights Witter.

Barrera vacates his WBC Super Feather title to challenge Jesus Chavez up at Lightweight - wins and retires. Gets an honoury knighthood for services to boxing.

Thaxton vs Earl - WBO Final eliminator.

Naseem Hamed comes back in some shape and challenges Manny Pacquaio.

Arthur vs IBF champion, winner (Arthur) fights Scott Harrison.

Nicky Cook vs IBF Featherweight champion.

Guzman vs Valero

Larios vs Ponce De Leon

Arce vs Fernando Montiel.

Derry Matthews vs Cyril Thomas.

Posted: 26 Dec 2006, 11:08
by MightyWarrior
Enzo v Haye @ Cardiff Castle in the summer - and for both to remain upright and concious until it happens - on ITV prime time Sat night.

And it turns into a multi knockdown classic.

Floyd v Oscar to catch the world's attention - doubt it will though - and for it to turn into one of the great fights and actualy live up to it's billing. Don't mind who wins really, but a conclusive KO is a must.

For a truly great heavyweight hope to emerge on the horizon.

That's all :TU:

Posted: 26 Dec 2006, 13:29
by Chesney_Chambers
Haye-Enzo winner in with winner of Bell/Mormeck
Witter-Hatton winner in with PBF
Audley-Skelton-Briggs-Maskaev-Valuev & Wlad
Froch-Calzaghe winner in with Woods
Kessler-Calzaghe
Amir-Murray/Thaxton

Promoters (British especially) to be more willing/able to work with each other to put on the best fights :TU:

Sort that lot out Santa you prick!

Posted: 27 Dec 2006, 17:29
by Mooresy
Ternce, you'll probably never see a fight like that live again!! Never mind next year!!!! Ha ha. :wink: :TU:

Posted: 28 Dec 2006, 13:50
by Neri
Chesney_Chambers wrote: Audley-Skelton-Briggs-Maskaev-Valuev & Wlad
Is that in some sort of Royal Rumble?

Posted: 28 Dec 2006, 20:43
by Max Molyneux
The only reason I'd like Calzaghe V Froch is so Froch can be taught a lesson in skill and that you shouldn't take bombs to land bombs.

Posted: 29 Dec 2006, 14:17
by steve689
Calzaghe V Adamek/Kessler (or anyone half decent im not too fussy)

Pacquiao V Barrera/Valero/Guzman (any or preferably all)

Enzo V Haye (Listening to all the hype now has got me positively excited in a none sexual way...well maybe a just a little)

A clean up of the Heavyweights, Wlad preferably but maybe Povetkin can come along and KO all of their sorry arses and unify. Highly unlikely but still.

And finally...Koki Kameda V Brian Viloria (Viloria cannot stand the Japanese fighters high pace, KO win for Koki)