The Amazing Boxrec 2007 Prediction Thread
Posted: 26 Dec 2006, 06:37
Hello, fight fans.
A fool-proof way of solving important problems and predicting the future has come to my attention, and being the good soul that I am, I thought I'd share it with you folks. Unfortunately, due to the sensitive nature of the process involved, I can't reveal to you at this time how I am able to find the answers.
All you have to do is ask me a question, boxing related or not, and I will get back to you with an answer whenever I can. Some answers may take longer than others, so I implore you to be patient, as all questions will receive their response in due course.
All questions must be phrased in the following ways;
Did he/she/I/they.....? e.g. Did Tyson really bite Lennox's leg?
Will he/she/I/they.....? e.g. Will Calzaghe fight Taylor this year?
Should he/she/I/they.....? e.g. Should I cheat on my wife?
Can he/she/I/they......? e.g. Can I let one rip without anyone noticing?
I anxiously await your questions.
All answers are in no way related to, taken from, or indeed, stolen from a magic 8-ball that I received as a "joke" present for Christmas this year. All suggestions to the contrary will be met with swift and brutally uncompromising legal action by my attorney. Glittermonkey takes no responsibility for loss of money, girlfriend, job, or life due to the answers posted here. All questions asked at own risk, as are actions resulting from answers posted here.
A fool-proof way of solving important problems and predicting the future has come to my attention, and being the good soul that I am, I thought I'd share it with you folks. Unfortunately, due to the sensitive nature of the process involved, I can't reveal to you at this time how I am able to find the answers.
All you have to do is ask me a question, boxing related or not, and I will get back to you with an answer whenever I can. Some answers may take longer than others, so I implore you to be patient, as all questions will receive their response in due course.
All questions must be phrased in the following ways;
Did he/she/I/they.....? e.g. Did Tyson really bite Lennox's leg?
Will he/she/I/they.....? e.g. Will Calzaghe fight Taylor this year?
Should he/she/I/they.....? e.g. Should I cheat on my wife?
Can he/she/I/they......? e.g. Can I let one rip without anyone noticing?
I anxiously await your questions.
All answers are in no way related to, taken from, or indeed, stolen from a magic 8-ball that I received as a "joke" present for Christmas this year. All suggestions to the contrary will be met with swift and brutally uncompromising legal action by my attorney. Glittermonkey takes no responsibility for loss of money, girlfriend, job, or life due to the answers posted here. All questions asked at own risk, as are actions resulting from answers posted here.