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new names for audley..
Posted: 18 Feb 2007, 06:00
by rhino222
'spent' force
'former' force
'area level' force
Posted: 18 Feb 2007, 07:32
by Syntax Error
Calling him 'former' or 'spent' would imply that he was actually SOMETHING previously.
As well all know, Audley has achieved precisely nothing in his pro career & for a man with such a big mouth, that is accutely embarrassing.
Posted: 18 Feb 2007, 11:02
by Top Dog
How about "Never was A Force" "Never going to be A Force" or even "A FARCE HARRISON"
Posted: 18 Feb 2007, 12:27
by dondada
'Gale' Force?
Posted: 18 Feb 2007, 12:30
by JC
(on the) "Ground Force"
Seriously though I did feel for him, never nice to see someone's dream shattered like that.
Posted: 18 Feb 2007, 13:27
by Grehan123
Wat bout..........Audley 'No Comparison' Harrison????? :) u cant compare Harrison 2 anybody and anyone should be ashamed if they compare themselves to Harrison!!!!!haha
Posted: 18 Feb 2007, 14:04
by emma
'no' force
'air' force
Posted: 18 Feb 2007, 21:11
by Grilling Machine
Force Alarm.
Posted: 19 Feb 2007, 03:26
by thunderfromdownunder
haha funny stuff
he did say he will be back but its hard to imagine him competing against even the gatekeepers now. he's lucky that he wont be facing skelton. people overhyped his beating of williams and were saying he "was back" but he never was anywere anyway
Posted: 19 Feb 2007, 07:33
by E
Grilling Machine wrote:Force Alarm.
I like that, good word play!
Posted: 19 Feb 2007, 09:11
by jamesmcdonnell
Audley 'Hammeredson'
Posted: 19 Feb 2007, 11:04
by SticknMove
In the tenor of Al Murray The Pub Landlord
PL 'What's your name sir?'
AH 'Audley.'
PL 'Beautiful British name. It comes from the ancient Anglo-Saxon meaning
glasjaw.'
Posted: 19 Feb 2007, 11:48
by Syntax Error
thunderfromdownunder wrote:haha funny stuff
he did say he will be back but its hard to imagine him competing against even the gatekeepers now. he's lucky that he wont be facing skelton. people overhyped his beating of williams and were saying he "was back" but he never was anywere anyway
Absolutely spot on.
It was made even worse by the fact that he was staring down the camera, after his win over the ill-prepared Williams, ranting away as if he'd just beaten Joe Frazier (1968) or something!
Posted: 19 Feb 2007, 15:17
by rhino222
what about... 'fail force wind'
Posted: 19 Feb 2007, 15:42
by Syntax Error
Beam Me Up, Someone!!
Posted: 19 Feb 2007, 19:50
by HeavyHitters
In the relm of Star Trek...
"To Audley go where many a fallen fighter has gone before ( the canvas )!!"
Audley, "Beam Me Up, anyone!!"
Posted: 19 Feb 2007, 20:37
by dookus
Outley
Audley Canvasson
What-Force
WBForce
I like Force Alarm
big aud
Posted: 19 Feb 2007, 22:04
by Loynesy
Whilst I agree Audley has heaped a certain amount of ridicule on himself, to us Armchair Warriors, surely, to give him some respect we can allow him to be known as "Olympic Gold Medallist".
Last time I checked my litany of sporting achievements I didn't see a medal from the Olympics...
Posted: 20 Feb 2007, 03:29
by rhino222
oh shut up you boring fart !!
what about olympic 'about to fold' medallist !
Posted: 20 Feb 2007, 05:14
by larry cake
how about audley EMBharrison
Posted: 20 Feb 2007, 09:30
by Syntax Error
If Ali was fighting today, I'm sure he'd call Harrison, the TORTOISE!
I think it is very apt; he goes into a shell at the slightest bit of danger & in view of the fact that he is a novice pro & has only had just over 20 fights in almost SIX years, his career could be said to be tortoise like!
Posted: 20 Feb 2007, 12:16
by dookus
"Reasonable Force"
"Force Dawn"
"Forcelain"
Posted: 21 Feb 2007, 16:14
by Hagler2002
Dis 'Audley' Conduct
Posted: 21 Feb 2007, 17:36
by Grilling Machine
Audley 'The Garrison' Harrison.
Posted: 21 Feb 2007, 17:53
by Andy Mac
Audley You got no "aris" son.