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Terry D wrote:...but surely the time is now ripe for Big Aud' to return and destroy the heavyweight division with his snappy jab and homicidal desire for a ruck?

Where is the King of counter-punching?

Where is the Prince with the career-long preamble?

Anyone got any news on Big Aud'?

knocking about with this geezer....

Terry D wrote:

~ MIKEE ~ wrote:

Terry D wrote:...but surely the time is now ripe for Big Aud' to return and destroy the heavyweight division with his snappy jab and homicidal desire for a ruck?

Where is the King of counter-punching?

Where is the Prince with the career-long preamble?

Anyone got any news on Big Aud'?

knocking about with this geezer....

It could be his toughest bout to date, come on Big Aud'

its his new trainer mate

PS loving this.......
Location: Two sugars with that Mr Warren?

In the jungle?

Seriously, if he tries to make a comeback he WILL talk himself up again, because that's his only way of compensating for an internal lack of belief/desire. It's like he has to convince himself more than us. Whatever people say, he did have a good amount of talent to hone at one point. The problems were always upstairs.

boxrec wrote:Audleys technique was never in question, he won gold in the olympics after all. But the fact is that he-

1) Hates to be hit
2) Says he is the greatest basically (and audley isn't quite as good as Ali is he....... )
3) Only big win was against a mentally weakened danny williams. Lost to the likes of Sprott and Guinn. Ouch.

What about Audley and David Haye. People would pay to see that one

Terry D wrote:

~ MIKEE ~ wrote:

Terry D wrote: It could be his toughest bout to date, come on Big Aud'

its his new trainer mate

PS loving this.......
Location: Two sugars with that Mr Warren?

You kept that on the off-chance a thread got brought up on Big Aud'. Aud' trains himself, and Chuck Norris, occasionally, it depends on how hard Chuck begs.

what, Chuck in Rainman II? Aud cant train hisself to have some arsehole for a change can he?

I read In Zoo that Aud used to be a bouncer, wonder how his chin was back then.

I can't wait for Audley's next fight. He has some skills and is an accurate puncher but now we, and his opponents, know that however much in control of a fight he is, there is always a chance that he can lose it all with one punch. This makes his fights all the more exciting.

I'd like to see him come back from his set abcks but I fear he won't be able to.

Ezzard wrote:I can't wait for Audley's next fight. He has some skills and is an accurate puncher but now we, and his opponents, know that however much in control of a fight he is, there is always a chance that he can lose it all with one punch. This makes his fights all the more exciting.

I'd like to see him come back from his set abcks but I fear he won't be able to.

If he's an accurate puncher, I'm Walt Disney's fluffer

dookus wrote:

Ezzard wrote:I can't wait for Audley's next fight. He has some skills and is an accurate puncher but now we, and his opponents, know that however much in control of a fight he is, there is always a chance that he can lose it all with one punch. This makes his fights all the more exciting.

I'd like to see him come back from his set abcks but I fear he won't be able to.

If he's an accurate puncher, I'm Walt Disney's fluffer

dookus wrote:

Ezzard wrote:I can't wait for Audley's next fight. He has some skills and is an accurate puncher but now we, and his opponents, know that however much in control of a fight he is, there is always a chance that he can lose it all with one punch. This makes his fights all the more exciting.

I'd like to see him come back from his set abcks but I fear he won't be able to.

If he's an accurate puncher, I'm Walt Disney's fluffer

That reminds me, must get an iced lolly at lunchtime.

Katon! wrote:I read In Zoo that Aud used to be a bouncer, wonder how his chin was back then.

Sure that's right? Maybe he worked a few nights here and there I suppose. Perhaps he should call out Earnie Shavers?

I was a doorman once, a long time ago before there was a chance of getting cut with a bottle or stabbed with a knife - If things went wrong you could get a good kicking which was bad enough - Actually the worst fight I was in out of so many I couldnt count them, was with a woman - I split two bitches up and one attacked me - I had my shirt ripped and got my body and face clawed by her, plus she bit my hand (a dogs mouth is cleaner than a humans, I am told) - Although I had my wounds treated more or less straightaway, I started to feel ill they next day - I had blood poisoning and the doctor had to give me anti biotics and other medication to sort me out - You cant fist a woman or put her in a crippling hold as you can another man, they can be a nightmare - Anyway even in those days it wasnt a job for whimps - You had to be tough and you had to have guts to do it - Couldnt see Audley doing it to be honest - Size certainly didnt put the punters off having a crack at you after a few beers and you often had more than one to deal with - Mates used to offer me drinks but I stuck to coke and survived!!

Grilling Machine wrote:

Katon! wrote:I read In Zoo that Aud used to be a bouncer, wonder how his chin was back then.

Sure that's right? Maybe he worked a few nights here and there I suppose. Perhaps he should call out Earnie Shavers?

Zoo magazine mentioned It as one of his jobs while In University I think.

wildwaylon wrote:You cant fist a woman

oh yes you can !!! on all 4's is best but you need to make sure they are 'lubed up to the max' .. !!

rhino222 wrote:

wildwaylon wrote:You cant fist a woman

oh yes you can !!! on all 4's is best but you need to make sure they are 'lubed up to the max' .. !!

Nice one!! didnt think about that while I writing