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Holy shit, is he still concussed or what

http://boxingtalk.com/pag/article13439.html

LOL

I guess some people can never lose.

Harris is an arsehole. Alway's has been and alway's will be. Remember him dicking everyone around prior to fighting Hatton?

You lot blamed Warren for that didn't you?

To be fair, and I hope my memory serves me correctly, I think it was pretty clear it was down to Emmanuel Steward.

I was surprised to find that Harris was quoted as saying he was 100% against Maussa and that the better man had won.

I suddenly had new found respect for him.

But there he goes with his crazy talk once again...

boxingchat wrote:Harris is an arsehole. Alway's has been and alway's will be. Remember him dicking everyone around prior to fighting Hatton?

You lot blamed Warren for that didn't you?

My tomato plants arent growing properly either... Im blaming Warren.

well in fairness its not like we haven't been let down by Warren in the past so its not the most unreasonable thing

Terry D wrote:

MIKEE wrote:

boxingchat wrote:Harris is an arsehole. Alway's has been and alway's will be. Remember him dicking everyone around prior to fighting Hatton?

You lot blamed Warren for that didn't you?

My tomato plants arent growing properly either... Im blaming Warren.

I actually saw him pissing on them. I thought of telling you but assumed the vinegar would help.

NO I have spoken to boxingchat who should know and apparently Plank Warren's piss has majical properties!

Terry D wrote:

MIKEE wrote:

boxingchat wrote:Harris is an arsehole. Alway's has been and alway's will be. Remember him dicking everyone around prior to fighting Hatton?

You lot blamed Warren for that didn't you?

My tomato plants arent growing properly either... Im blaming Warren.

I actually saw him pissing on them. I thought of telling you but assumed the vinegar would help.

I wondered who that was. I saw him from the window but it was dark. I thought it was Audley, but a tomato leaf hit him on the chin and he didnt fall over, so it couldnt have been Mr Harrison (whose career continues to thrive)

Terry D wrote:

MIKEE wrote:

Terry D wrote: I actually saw him pissing on them. I thought of telling you but assumed the vinegar would help.

I wondered who that was. I saw him from the window but it was dark. I thought it was Audley, but a tomato leaf hit him on the chin and he didnt fall over, so it couldnt have been Mr Harrison (whose career continues to thrive)

Audley pisses napalm and shits tanks. If he pissed in your garden your house would burn to the ground right away.

You can tell Audley a mile of off. His blue suit with the yellow and red 'AF' insignia and his red cloak always give him away.

In his new advertising role for AnalFun.com....

I feel we have got off the topic somewhat

Harris you're a coont!

Terry D wrote:

Chambers2 wrote:Harris you're a coont!

Sensational use of the oo

Wish I'd thought of it. Coont, like a Geordie.

I was going to call him a Kant, but he really is no great philosopher.

Terry D wrote:

MIKEE wrote:

Terry D wrote: Sensational use of the oo

Wish I'd thought of it. Coont, like a Geordie.

I was going to call him a Kant, but he really is no great philosopher.

Neither is Kant I made the Kant = coont joke at a seminar once, how we laughed.

I never cease to feel humbled by your level of culture.

You namedrop classical academia like Spud namedrops Ricky Hatton.

Terry D wrote:

MIKEE wrote:

Terry D wrote: Sensational use of the oo

Wish I'd thought of it. Coont, like a Geordie.

I was going to call him a Kant, but he really is no great philosopher.

Neither is Kant I made the Kant = coont joke at a seminar once, how we laughed.

Those long winter evenings must just fly by.... have to say Tel you are on form today.

Terry D wrote:

oliverfennell wrote:

Terry D wrote: Neither is Kant I made the Kant = coont joke at a seminar once, how we laughed.

I never cease to feel humbled by your level of culture.

You namedrop classical academia like Spud namedrops Ricky Hatton.

The credit goes to MIKEE, I was going to riff 'the cunning christian' in there but typing 'coont' makes me laugh out loud, as does Matthew Hatton

Audley is a cunning stunt, I know that.

What's a looser?
Does he loosen things a lot, go around untying people's shoes when they're not looking?

mrbassie wrote:What's a looser?
Does he loosen things a lot, go around untying people's shoes when they're not looking?

His ringpiece goes looser when he spies Junior Witter

A perfect example of a bad loser - Funny thing is after the fight he looked as if had accepted the loss, so whats all this shite about - Witter isnt a heavy hitter!!!! the man must be friggin mad - I think Witter had a run of 15 stoppages at one time - We have a saying in the Midlands "mardy bastard" which is said with the gesture of a bent little finger - I think Harris would get the point even if he didnt quite understand the language.

WildWaylon wrote: "mardy bastard"

Sums Harris up perfectly

I heard that theres something in todays papers saying that Witter and his team are considering legeal action after being accused of being a drug cheat......and rightly so

Statement from BBBoC
British Boxing Board of Controls Rejects Harris Claims! ( )
Whilst it is for Hennessy Sports to confirm that they have entirely carried out their contractual obligations to Mr. Harris and his entourage in respect of their stay here. I understand that this was not only done but exceeded. I can confirm personally the following:-

1. The hotel, the Hellaby Hall Hotel, Hellaby, Nr. Rotherham, in which Vivian Harris was staying was a converted country manor in beautiful surroundings and was the base for all persons connected with the contest including the Promoter himself and his staff, Junior Witter himself, the officials of the World Boxing Council and both the Chairman of the British Boxing Board of Control and myself. Right next to the hotel was a modern gym with all facilities which was available for the use of the hotel guests.

2. At the Rules Meeting, which took place at the hotel, Junior Witter's Manager and Chief Second Dominic Ingle made a point of advising Lennox Blackmore, Vivian Harris' Chief Second that he would be perfectly happy for a representative from Harris' camp to be in the dressing room when Junior had his hands taped and bandaged. If they declined or forgot about that invitation that is their business but I can confirm that in both dressing rooms there was an Inspector of the Board throughout the taping, bandaging and gloving procedure to ensure that both camps complied with WBC/BBB of C requirements confirmed at the Rules Meeting the previous day.

3. At the time of this statement we do not yet have the result from UK Sport Doping Control Unit of the testing of both Junior Witter and Vivian Harris which was conducted after the contest by a UK Sport Doping Control Unit Sampling Officer. However, within a few days we anticipate receiving a report from UK Sport which will confirm the situation one way or another in respect of both parties.

Despite stories about his unreasonable behaviour circulating prior to the contest I found Vivian Harris both personable and accommodating to our officials and fans immediately before, during and after the weigh in and as concerned all the arrangements for the contest. He boxed very bravely showing that he was still a very dangerous world-class boxer himself but in the end he was beaten by the better man. It is a great pity that such a brave performance should be tainted by these unsportman like comments as reported.

Simon Block

http://www.fightbeat.com/news_details.php?NW=20278

that seems to sum it all up nicely particularly as an official watched there hands being taped.

Simon doesn't say what he saw....

I suspect a conspiracy - anvils in the gloves and such things.

If in doubt, blame the scapegoat.

Are you confident that if the fight were shown in America there would be an outcry from the fans demanding a rematch?

VH: "Definitely. That's why the fight wasn't shown in America and brought to America. They wanted it to be in England so they can control everything. If we had to fight over here the fight would have had to be fair and all of that wouldn't have taken place so I would have been very successful."

Yeah i'm sure there would have been a total outcry of all the American fans feeling cheated their hero was robbed so badly in Witter's back yard. Corley was just as bad moaning afterwards that if the fight had been in America he would have got the decision. No you wouldn't due to the fact you didn't throw any f*****g punches all night you moron.