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AUDLEY,S NEXT FIGHT
Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 13:29
by 1southpaw
i heard off a good sauce that audley harrison is fighting lee swaby on december 1st has anyone else heard this
Re: AUDLEY,S NEXT FIGHT
Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 13:37
by DG.
1southpaw wrote:i heard off a good sauce that audley harrison is fighting lee swaby on december 1st has anyone else heard this
Who was it? HP or Heinz?
Who is the SOURCE?

Re: AUDLEY,S NEXT FIGHT
Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 13:49
by 1southpaw
DG. wrote:1southpaw wrote:i heard off a good sauce that audley harrison is fighting lee swaby on december 1st has anyone else heard this
Who was it? HP or Heinz?
Who is the SOURCE?

class but it was daddy,s brown source
Re: AUDLEY,S NEXT FIGHT
Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 13:51
by DG.
1southpaw wrote:DG. wrote:1southpaw wrote:i heard off a good sauce that audley harrison is fighting lee swaby on december 1st has anyone else heard this
Who was it? HP or Heinz?
Who is the SOURCE?

class but it was daddy,s brown source
DBS? - never trust a brown sauce!

Re: AUDLEY,S NEXT FIGHT
Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 14:32
by Razor
DG. wrote:1southpaw wrote:DG. wrote:
Who was it? HP or Heinz?
Who is the SOURCE?

class but it was daddy,s brown source
DBS? - never trust a brown sauce!

Damn racist :x
Re: AUDLEY,S NEXT FIGHT
Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 17:43
by DG.
Razor wrote:DG. wrote:1southpaw wrote:
class but it was daddy,s brown source
DBS? - never trust a brown sauce!

Damn racist :x
Its a well known fact, Ketchup is better!
Re: AUDLEY,S NEXT FIGHT
Posted: 20 Oct 2007, 04:48
by Poncey
DG. wrote:Razor wrote:DG. wrote:
DBS? - never trust a brown sauce!

Damn racist :x
Its a well known fact, Ketchup is better!
..with a hint of chilli?
Posted: 20 Oct 2007, 06:40
by WildWaylon
Posted: 20 Oct 2007, 07:32
by John
I'd like to say tartar to Audley
Posted: 20 Oct 2007, 08:48
by Twinkle Toes
Trouble is, Audley think's he is mustard.
Posted: 20 Oct 2007, 08:52
by Shirow
Who cares anymore?
Any interest in i had in him is well & truly in the past-a, why even curry on?
Jerk.
Posted: 20 Oct 2007, 09:36
by BoxBuzz
He gets into it with anyone from the front burner in the HW division and he'll be Bar-B-Q'd. And that will require a different sauce altogether.
Posted: 20 Oct 2007, 09:52
by Bard of Boxrec
I'm sure Audley would RELISH the opportunity to face Swaby, he must know now, VINREGRETTABLY that he's not the SALAD CREAM of the crop, he MAYO force a stoppage but he'd be in a PICKLE if Swaby took him to the later rounds, maybe Frankie HEINZ would be better for CHUTNEY at this point, remember when he talked about the GRAVY train?
Posted: 20 Oct 2007, 10:04
by DG.
You may call him a JERK or CHICKEN, but with a bit more SEASONING who is to say Audley will not cut the MUSTARD?
One or 2 TOMATOE cans and then Audley can RELISH the prospect of winning a title and showing us all that that he is the top BANANA and the CREAM always rises to the top!
Just more SEASONING and then who knows?
Posted: 20 Oct 2007, 10:53
by 1southpaw
ha ha ha ha ha ha stop it this is class i wish i never said anything now

Posted: 20 Oct 2007, 11:32
by Chambers2
Posted: 20 Oct 2007, 13:48
by DG.
I agree, I think this is so SAUCY!
Posted: 20 Oct 2007, 15:44
by jomothepure
Bloody gorrible match-up. Audley will Pepper Swaby with the jab so many times he'll claim a-salt.
Posted: 21 Oct 2007, 08:03
by DG.
Audley and Swaby are like Chalk and CHEESE..
Audley will MULLER (Yoghurt) him. Not quite the ICING on the CAKE of his none too STELLAR(Artois) career, but it may lead him to a SLICE of the lucrative PIE that is the Heavyweight Division.
One more bite at the CHERRY.

Posted: 21 Oct 2007, 14:50
by pm
YASS! MON THE PUNS!!

Posted: 21 Oct 2007, 14:56
by josh fg
so you don't think Audley is Pesto his best?
Posted: 21 Oct 2007, 15:27
by jamesmcdonnell
I mustard mit, he's not cranberry good these days, but he's got to earn some bread, but he's never going to ketchup to the heights he was at a couple of years ago. He's got to be HP with what he can get these days.
Still, spose it could be worcester.
My apologies for that

Posted: 21 Oct 2007, 15:31
by EddieShredder
problem is, Audleys teryakified of getting hit.

Posted: 21 Oct 2007, 16:08
by josh fg
Its strange how it seems like better use of my time to try to come up with a pun for pesto than fill in a job application form.
Anyway after a couple of good wins people will get behind him... fans are pickle like that
Posted: 21 Oct 2007, 16:15
by m1kee50
Im stunned at the quality of this, I really am.
I think Audley just needs a rocket!