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Sorry about that foul 'text talk' spelling in the header but ran out of room. We're making a TV show, suppose to surprise and tickle the viewer at home. Shit like this--

How long will it take for the British public to steal this bicycle?
Is it:
A: 3 minutes
B. 6 minutes
C. 12 minutes


This is the cutest dog in Britain – we are going to tie it up outside this shop – but how many people will stroke it over 60 minutes? Is it:
A. none
B. 7
C. 20


We’ve put these vegetables on 3 special offers but which one will sell the most:
A. 2 for the price of one
B. 50% extra free
C. Buy one get one free




Yeah, yeah. I dont come up with these things. What kind of funny, banterous ideas would you like to see included. I'd love to cram a boxing one in somehow.

How many rounds will this white collar city boxer last sparring with Keith Long?

A. 1
B. 2
C. 3


Hehe....

Blonde with mini skirt hitchhiking a lift / has car borken down. How long before someone stops to help.

25 year old bloke doing same thing - how long will it take.

How many people stand up for an old lady on the bus/train.

Wales wrote:Blonde with mini skirt hitchhiking a lift / has car borken down. How long before someone stops to help.

25 year old bloke doing same thing - how long will it take.

You're a god damn genius.

Emerson Poncey Name Ghent wrote:How many people stand up for an old lady on the bus/train.

You must be a god damn genius too because i'd already added that to the list myself in the last 10 minutes.

overhand_right wrote:

Wales wrote:Blonde with mini skirt hitchhiking a lift / has car borken down. How long before someone stops to help.

25 year old bloke doing same thing - how long will it take.

You're a god damn genius.

Ive seen two blokes stop at the same time for one blonde hitching a lift!

overhand_right wrote:

Emerson Poncey Name Ghent wrote:How many people stand up for an old lady on the bus/train.

You must be a god damn genius too because i'd already added that to the list myself in the last 10 minutes.

Follow Wales's idea and make her wear a mini skirt. Now THAT'S good TV.

Or do it in a Cheech & Chong stylee and watch their reaction when she gets up from out the bonet and revels herself to be a bloke with a dead gruff voice.

Okay now we're trailing off in completely the wrong direction...

Something in public before it's stolen (think they did a Bike before). Total Film do a good one where they leave a really rubbish DVD in a phone box and keep a league table of the times each takes to have it stolen.

Public phone ringing before it's answered.

Get the number of someone you know, then get a person to wear a billboard advertising it as a sex line and walk near where they are out and film it.

Take a dog (male) for a walk down a road with 12-15 lampposts and guess how many of them the mutt cocks his leg for squirt at.

the classic 20p stuck to the pavement how many try to pick it up?

man in scuba suit browses through gift shop, how confused do elderly patrons look?

best of all, person with laptop with many people around him, on train or whatever, looks to the sky, takes a deep breath, and clicks

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

how many flee in terror, in a few given settings.

Deliberately overpay for something in a shop/restaurant, see how many shop assistants/waiters fess up.

Wales wrote:Blonde with mini skirt hitchhiking a lift / has car borken down. How long before someone stops to help.

25 year old bloke doing same thing - how long will it take.

we could get Melinda Messenger for this.....I'll chip in towards the fee.

Some good banter. Keep em coming lads.