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Anyone knows when Audley Harrison is back

Posted: 10 Dec 2007, 21:46
by josh fg
been quiet since he went for surgery wonder if there is any news (people who want to say they don't care needn't comment you have all I am sure previously made your feelings on Harrison perfectly clear on this forum).

Posted: 11 Dec 2007, 00:20
by Eric the Viking
You didn't seriously just start an Audley-Effing-Harrison thread, did you? Someone please tell me it's all just a bad dream...

Posted: 11 Dec 2007, 01:32
by Shirow
Shortly after hell freezes over. It's all about the underworld baby.

Posted: 11 Dec 2007, 11:29
by Spud
Audley Harrison will not be fighting Paul King.

Posted: 11 Dec 2007, 11:33
by DavidPayne
...he can't get the time off MTV.

Posted: 11 Dec 2007, 12:01
by josh fg
DavidPayne wrote:...he can't get the time off MTV.
who haye or harrison?

Spud who will he be fighting?

Posted: 11 Dec 2007, 12:02
by DavidPayne
Josh.

Ask your Dad.

Posted: 11 Dec 2007, 14:43
by nickd
Spud wrote:Audley Harrison will not be fighting Paul King.
That's your job isn't it? :lol:

Posted: 11 Dec 2007, 16:41
by Spud
nickd wrote:
Spud wrote:Audley Harrison will not be fighting Paul King.
That's your job isn't it? :lol:
Thank f*ck for that somebody has asked :lol: :lol: - myself and Kingy roomed together in Vegas - to say we had a bloody good time during that week was an understatement.

Did Kingy's fist "accidentally" hit my chin - yes - Are we still pals - of that there is no doubt - did he knock me out - thankfully no!!! - so there goes the shattered dreams of many posters on boxing forums!!!

Hope thats cleared that one up. :TU:

Posted: 11 Dec 2007, 18:01
by ra2006
Even though it pains me to post on this thread, A-Farce will resume training around late Feb, so if he had an ounce of sense he would be fighting a bum around Easter.

Haye - Harrison, what an interesting match up. Two fighters who I can't stand, but mr ego (thats Haye but could refer to both of them) will hand Harrison a KO.

Posted: 11 Dec 2007, 18:08
by Eric the Viking
ra2006 wrote:Even though it pains me to post on this thread, A-Farce will resume training around late Feb, so if he had an ounce of sense he would be fighting a bum around Easter.
So is the the Heavyweight showdown "A-Farce versus the Easter Bummy" inked yet? Will Audley, getting into the spirit of the moment, be encouraging his opponent to "nibble his chocolate ears" in Tysonesque fashion? Or will Audley put all his fistic eggs in one basket and then go on to lay a giant egg? Fight fans want to know.

[Well, not really, but it sounded like the nice thing to say.]

Posted: 11 Dec 2007, 18:23
by rhino222
Spud wrote:Did Kingy's fist "accidentally" hit my chin - yes
obviously not hard enough !!!!! .... :TU:

Posted: 11 Dec 2007, 19:08
by josh fg
ra2006 wrote:Even though it pains me to post on this thread, A-Farce will resume training around late Feb, so if he had an ounce of sense he would be fighting a bum around Easter.

Haye - Harrison, what an interesting match up. Two fighters who I can't stand, but mr ego (thats Haye but could refer to both of them) will hand Harrison a KO.
What do you not like about David Haye. I get the audley thing cos he talks without backing it up but Haye demonstrably has backed up his talk, he seems a nice guy although he is richer better looking and more charming than me... actually your right I do hate him.. fornicator!

Posted: 11 Dec 2007, 19:17
by Goz
Really couldn't give a toss.

After all the good things that have happened to British boxing over the last 6 months I couldn't give a flying phuck about Audley Harrison.

Re: Anyone knows when Audley Harrison is back

Posted: 11 Dec 2007, 19:21
by josh fg
josh fg wrote:(people who want to say they don't care needn't comment you have all I am sure previously made your feelings on Harrison perfectly clear on this forum).
In my first post I anticipated such an eventuality!

Re: Anyone knows when Audley Harrison is back

Posted: 11 Dec 2007, 19:23
by Goz
josh fg wrote:
josh fg wrote:(people who want to say they don't care needn't comment you have all I am sure previously made your feelings on Harrison perfectly clear on this forum).
In my first post I anticipated such an eventuality!
But I had to say I don't care!!! :lol:

Re: Anyone knows when Audley Harrison is back

Posted: 11 Dec 2007, 19:26
by josh fg
Goz wrote:
josh fg wrote:
josh fg wrote:(people who want to say they don't care needn't comment you have all I am sure previously made your feelings on Harrison perfectly clear on this forum).
In my first post I anticipated such an eventuality!
But I had to say I don't care!!! :lol:
ya mum :lol: :lol:

Re: Anyone knows when Audley Harrison is back

Posted: 11 Dec 2007, 19:28
by Goz
josh fg wrote:
Goz wrote:
josh fg wrote: In my first post I anticipated such an eventuality!
But I had to say I don't care!!! :lol:
ya mum :lol: :lol:
On the phone to her at the moment and she don't care either! :lol:

Re: Anyone knows when Audley Harrison is back

Posted: 11 Dec 2007, 19:30
by josh fg
Goz wrote:
josh fg wrote:
Goz wrote: But I had to say I don't care!!! :lol:
ya mum :lol: :lol:
On the phone to her at the moment and she don't care either! :lol:
I know thats not true cos she has her mouth full 8)

Im so sorry for that joke I have become 14 again its part of my midlife crisis brought on by my upcomming birthday!

Re: Anyone knows when Audley Harrison is back

Posted: 11 Dec 2007, 19:45
by Goz
josh fg wrote:
Goz wrote:
josh fg wrote: ya mum :lol: :lol:
On the phone to her at the moment and she don't care either! :lol:
I know thats not true cos she has her mouth full 8)

Im so sorry for that joke I have become 14 again its part of my midlife crisis brought on by my upcomming birthday!
Ah that's ok, your mum said you were acting funny recently when I had my cock up her arse. :box:

Posted: 12 Dec 2007, 04:11
by Spud
jackthehat wrote:im about as interested in Audley Harrison as i am in Peter Buckley
Wow what an insightful post - thick ****!!!

Posted: 12 Dec 2007, 05:42
by oliverfennell
Spud wrote:
jackthehat wrote:im about as interested in Audley Harrison as i am in Peter Buckley
Wow what an insightful post - thick ****!!!
Who said it had to be insightful? it's his opinion. The insight is that he is as interested in Harrison as he is in Buckley.

Why is an ex-critic of Harrison's suddenly getting twitchy at any criticism of him? Hmm?

And by the way, you say King didn't knock you out? Unfortunately we have to take your word for it as the camera didn't pan down to the floor. But then what does your word mean? You say you weren't knocked out, but then again Audley said he didn't know why the ref stopped his fight with Sprott... Now that you are "under" Audley, is his way of thinking rubbing off on you?