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Allegedly he's out!!

Any suggestions on who could possibly replace him? I cant think of ANYONE suitable.

I just noticed that on the boxred schedule, too. Whats the news?

If so, will Thaxton get the call now? ie if SN need to fill in an acceptable opponent

But dont SN also want it to be a WBO eliminnator? Or wont that matter? i.e frankie can still get Khan his shot in the summer.

Wales, where did you see the news? If you (like me) noticed it on the boxrec schedule, that could just be an error by them. If there is another source, it makes it more likely.

No change on Frank Warren's site (yet?): http://www.allegedly.tv/drill/indexbo ... age=boxers

Is it really off?

Thomas Aryeetey?

Seriously, hopefully we'll see an audaciously exciting replacement, though there's a few wrong'uns loitering around the bottom half of the WBO rankings who I'm sure would take the fight.

Is this the Luis Gonzalez who's ranked #15
http://www.boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?hu ... &cat=boxer

Chad Brisson is ranked #14 despite not having fought since September '06.

Can you read danish?

http://www.teampalle.dk/composite-1551.htm

Wales wrote:Can you read danish?

http://www.teampalle.dk/composite-1551.htm

I work with a Nordic, so will see if he can do it for us.

Theresa translation thingy, programme, on the net somewhere.

Roughly

WBO Verdensranglistens no. 2 to letvægt , March Kristjansen , is bow amid by the season folkesygdom – flue – so that he is forced to that bid apologies to storkampen against that english stortalent Amir Khan , that should være boxes to London the 2. february TO a mail to one manager Bettina Palle , writing March Kristjansen : ”Jeg can alas excuse oneself to the engagement against Khan the 2. february I've gone to pendulfart between the lavatory and the bed all night. Has constantly nausea , evil belly and raise , and can be no hold on to me. That interprets at a slem walk flue or roskildesyge. My dearest has straight come level to a week at once. I can be utterly no practise and has none energy , and i feel no i can be put up with that lose some training suit up to so important a action to a to confound pressure optaktsfase , and not at all up to the much sparring i stood to that should orchard from weekenden and fremefter. I am correct bored with that lose that action , when i real had noted forth to the challenge , and hope that the engagement can be put off , when i real hope that finish den.”

Sounds like the lad has 'flu.

From http://www.translation-guide.com/free_o ... to=English


" can alas excuse oneself to the engagement against Khan the 2. february I've gone to pendulfart between the lavatory and the bed all night. Has constantly nausea , evil belly and raise , and can be no hold on to me "

Dead straight translation

cut a long story short, he is out of it. It ain't going to be Thaxton, as he hasn't had the time to prepare.

Terry D wrote:

Wales wrote:Roughly

WBO Verdensranglistens no. 2 to letvægt , March Kristjansen , is bow amid by the season folkesygdom – flue – so that he is forced to that bid apologies to storkampen against that english stortalent Amir Khan , that should være boxes to London the 2. february TO a mail to one manager Bettina Palle , writing March Kristjansen : ”Jeg can alas excuse oneself to the engagement against Khan the 2. february I've gone to pendulfart between the lavatory and the bed all night. Has constantly nausea , evil belly and raise , and can be no hold on to me. That interprets at a slem walk flue or roskildesyge. My dearest has straight come level to a week at once. I can be utterly no practise and has none energy , and i feel no i can be put up with that lose some training suit up to so important a action to a to confound pressure optaktsfase , and not at all up to the much sparring i stood to that should orchard from weekenden and fremefter. I am correct bored with that lose that action , when i real had noted forth to the challenge , and hope that the engagement can be put off , when i real hope that finish den.”

Eh?

The old online translators dont always work the best, but without a Dane presetn its the best we had.

Wales wrote:

Terry D wrote:

Wales wrote:Roughly

WBO Verdensranglistens no. 2 to letvægt , March Kristjansen , is bow amid by the season folkesygdom – flue – so that he is forced to that bid apologies to storkampen against that english stortalent Amir Khan , that should være boxes to London the 2. february TO a mail to one manager Bettina Palle , writing March Kristjansen : ”Jeg can alas excuse oneself to the engagement against Khan the 2. february I've gone to pendulfart between the lavatory and the bed all night. Has constantly nausea , evil belly and raise , and can be no hold on to me. That interprets at a slem walk flue or roskildesyge. My dearest has straight come level to a week at once. I can be utterly no practise and has none energy , and i feel no i can be put up with that lose some training suit up to so important a action to a to confound pressure optaktsfase , and not at all up to the much sparring i stood to that should orchard from weekenden and fremefter. I am correct bored with that lose that action , when i real had noted forth to the challenge , and hope that the engagement can be put off , when i real hope that finish den.”

Eh?

The old online translators dont always work the best, but without a Dane presetn its the best we had.

Are you sure this isn't just Borat with a keyboard?

I've got a good translation here. Limited amount of characters though.

Exposed great fight

WBO Verdensranglisten's no. 2 in lightweight, Martin Kristjansen, is the billy goat down for the season's national scourge - influenza - so that he is forced to notify on apologies the great fight against the English big talent, Amir Khan, who was to be boxed in London on February 2nd.

In a mail for one's manager, Bettina Palle, scribe Martin Kristjansen:

"I must unfortunately back out to the fight against Khan on February 2nd.

I have gone in shuttle service between the toilet and the bed the whole night.

Has con's ...

In plain english "He's got the shits"

Wales wrote:Roughly

WBO Verdensranglistens no. 2 to letvægt , March Kristjansen , is bow amid by the season folkesygdom – flue – so that he is forced to that bid apologies to storkampen against that english stortalent Amir Khan , that should være boxes to London the 2. february TO a mail to one manager Bettina Palle , writing March Kristjansen : ”Jeg can alas excuse oneself to the engagement against Khan the 2. february I've gone to pendulfart between the lavatory and the bed all night. Has constantly nausea , evil belly and raise , and can be no hold on to me. That interprets at a slem walk flue or roskildesyge. My dearest has straight come level to a week at once. I can be utterly no practise and has none energy , and i feel no i can be put up with that lose some training suit up to so important a action to a to confound pressure optaktsfase , and not at all up to the much sparring i stood to that should orchard from weekenden and fremefter. I am correct bored with that lose that action , when i real had noted forth to the challenge , and hope that the engagement can be put off , when i real hope that finish den.”

The combined effect of that translation and a lunchtime biff nearly sent me over the edge, I almost flipped out and ran round the office naked (again)

Sounds like Kristjansens been dropping the pendelfarts off at the pool....he must have been up all night pendulfarting his back out..... (I could go on)

Asterix wrote:I've got a good translation here. Limited amount of characters though.

Exposed great fight

WBO Verdensranglisten's no. 2 in lightweight, Martin Kristjansen, is the billy goat down for the season's national scourge - influenza - so that he is forced to notify on apologies the great fight against the English big talent, Amir Khan, who was to be boxed in London on February 2nd.

I have gone in shuttle service between the toilet and the bed the whole night.

So he has the shits, and turned into a goat. Tough week.

But at least he has a shuttle service from the toilet and the bed so he doesn't have to drive himself.

Emerson Poncey Name Ghent wrote:But at least he has a shuttle service from the toilet and the bed so he doesn't have to drive himself.

That was my favourite sentence.

Funniest thread Ive read in ages.... ah you crazy danish bastards, peter schmeichal, michael Laudrup and average bacon

LMAO!! classic!

yummy yummy yummy yummy yummu yummy yum

Actually, calling JohnShep

Is there any chance we could replace "eff" with "pendulfart" for the swearing sensor?

Even the most depressed of miserable souls couldn't help but chuckle when someone's mouthing off about "that pendulfarter allegedly. He's a billy goat Pendulfarter."

I notice there is a Sponsors ad- for " Bupa Feel Better " - how appropriate!