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I figured this would be the best place to ask this question......

How would P4P #1 boxer Floyd Mayweather fair against...... A Kangaroo!







Would it be bad news for Money Mayweather???




Or Sleepy Time for the Kangaroo

Floyd lands The Money Shot on that high-up-in-the-air chin of Kang. Kang's not even looking. Floyd could sneak to the side and... KUNG POW. Lights out.

Floyd would definently have the reach advantage..... The shortness of the Kangaroo's arms is 2nd to only David Estrada.

Under UFC rules the Roo would pwn pritty-boys arse.

If the Roo is able to use his feet it i'd say it's 50/50:

seriously though can Kangaroo's really box, or is this just an urban legend.... Do they really have events with people boxing Kangaroos?

And if Kangaroos really can box, why hasnt some business man organized a league for Kangaroos to box one another?

JAHamilton77 wrote:seriously though can Kangaroo's really box, or is this just an urban legend.... Do they really have events with people boxing Kangaroos?

And if Kangaroos really can box, why hasnt some business man organized a league for Kangaroos to box one another?

I hope you're just taking the piss here mate...

Marlin wrote:

JAHamilton77 wrote:seriously though can Kangaroo's really box, or is this just an urban legend.... Do they really have events with people boxing Kangaroos?

And if Kangaroos really can box, why hasnt some business man organized a league for Kangaroos to box one another?

I hope you're just taking the piss here mate...

No I am serious

JAHamilton77 wrote:

Marlin wrote:

JAHamilton77 wrote:seriously though can Kangaroo's really box, or is this just an urban legend.... Do they really have events with people boxing Kangaroos?

And if Kangaroos really can box, why hasnt some business man organized a league for Kangaroos to box one another?

I hope you're just taking the piss here mate...

No I am serious :oops:

I truly love this forum. It is one of the few places these days that I can get a really good laugh. Seriously, thanks very much.

toppity wrote:

JAHamilton77 wrote:

Marlin wrote: I hope you're just taking the piss here mate...

No I am serious

I truly love this forum. It is one of the few places these days that I can get a really good laugh. Seriously, thanks very much.

Yeah thats great and all, that its amusing you..... But no one is answering my question..... I feel like you Aussies are teasing me for my American Ignorance

JAHamilton77 wrote:

toppity wrote:

JAHamilton77 wrote: No I am serious :oops:

Yeah thats great and all, that its amusing you..... But no one is answering my question..... I feel like you Aussies are teasing me for my American Ignorance :cry:

I truly love this forum. It is one of the few places these days that I can get a really good laugh. Seriously, thanks very much.

They don't really box, although there have been some publicity stunts over the years. The old picture Marlin put up actually shows the Kangaroos best offence, ie rocking back on their tails and lashing out with their feet. People have been seriously injured (perhaps killed) by Roos in the past in this manner.

Kangaroo are in plague proportions in some parts of country Australia. The dominant males will fight each other (as most male wild animals do) for the usual reasons.

I'm pretty sure if someone organised a fight like this, the outcome would be the same as those who organise dog and cock fights. Jail.

Thank you toppity.....

Guess someone will have to train the Roos in the art of boxing before unleashing them to fight.

Admit it Marlin you run an illegal Kangaroo Fighting scheme

JAHamilton77 wrote:Admit it Marlin you run an illegal Kangaroo Fighting scheme

Shhh...

Marlin,is there any truth in the rumour your nickname is "Skippy?"

One of the alltime "goof" tapes from Australian TV features Rags the Kangaroo.

It was a children's show and the presenter's sidekick, suited up as a silly comic figure was taking the piss from Rags and his trainer. Now Rags was a real big boomer, all of 6 foot of him and he took an instant dislike to the side-kick. A few quick punches to the head, then Rags wrestled the sidekick to the floor. The trainer separated to combatants where as then Rags tried to disembowel the sidekick with a couple of double kicks. This went on for some minutes. Lucky the now terrified sidekick was glad he had plenty of padding in that silly costume.

It is one of the funniest things around and gets an airing every now and again on "goof" tape shows. I would back Rags against Mr Mayweather any day as he was fearless.

This is the greatest thread in the history of the Australian forum

Kangaroos have been known to kill domestic dogs who attack them, by holding down their heads & thumping their skulls in with their immensely-powerful hind legs. I'm not 100% certain, but I think a few people have met their end being disembowled.

Unfortunately, the kangaroo who fought Primo Carnera (Funny footage) couldn't do the same. I only say unfortunately, because Carnera survived the roo fight only to take a beating from Max Baer that was worse than anything ole skippy coulda dished out.

Sonny: "what's that Skip?"

Skip: makes several skippy noises

Sonny: "what? Jerry's car's gone off a cliff and he's bleeding badly and the tides coming in and there's sharks in the water? let's go"

p.s. I wouldn't go messing with kangaroos and especially the big ones Kangaroo KO1 Mayweather

Marlin wrote:

JAHamilton77 wrote:seriously though can Kangaroo's really box, or is this just an urban legend.... Do they really have events with people boxing Kangaroos?

And if Kangaroos really can box, why hasnt some business man organized a league for Kangaroos to box one another?

I hope you're just taking the piss here mate...

Male kangaroos slap at each other when trying to dominate the other males in the mating season. When a roo is fair dinkum it grabs its attacker with its front paws and rips its guts open with the claws on its back feet. Many dogs have gone to God in this manner.

What was that crap Mayweather was supposed to be in with that glandular case of a wrestler from The Waterboy?

What was that crap Mayweather was supposed to be in with that glandular case of a wrestler from The Waterboy?

PBF jumped into the ring and "The Big Show" droped to his knees then PBF landed a hook onto Big shows nose and a followup of the combo missed, Looked good the first punch really did look like it hit-him fare in the snout. (Gave him a blood nose but WWE we no it could be fake)

npal wrote:Floyd lands The Money Shot on that high-up-in-the-air chin of Kang. Kang's not even looking. Floyd could sneak to the side and... KUNG POW. Lights out.

"Kung Pow!?"

Am I the only one that thought "Hey, if cut the tail off a kangaroo it looks just like Charlie."?

The Irish Assassin wrote:Am I the only one that thought "Hey, if cut the tail off a kangaroo it looks just like Charlie."?

Now that you mention it there is a resemblance:

This little fella is so cute he'd lull PBF into a false sense of security before ripping him to bits.Son of Skippy becomes the new champ.