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ok - I know there's a few but I just heard two of the worst in the last ten minutes.....it's those crazy Geordies again....

1) "who the f*ck are Man United"......(well I guess they'd be the team you haven't beat since 2001 with the help of an og according to the commentator)

and 2).....take a deep breath......."Keegan for England".......I'm gonna repeat that, that's "Keegan for England".

Now in hindsight that could have been the United (don't ask which United - PLEASE, like it's a real question) fans taking the p*ss but I don't think so.

and that's 2-0 as we speak. If Newcastle keep it below 3 I think they can come away feeling not too bad.

[quote="NorthEastBoxingFan"]ok - I know there's a few but I just heard two of the worst in the last ten minutes.....it's those crazy Geordies again....

1) "who the f*ck are Man United"......(well I guess they'd be the team you haven't beat since 2001 with the help of an og according to the commentator)

and 2).....take a deep breath......."Keegan for England".......I'm gonna repeat that, that's "Keegan for England".

Now in hindsight that could have been the United (don't ask which United - PLEASE, like it's a real question) fans taking the p*ss but I don't think so.

and that's 2-0 as we speak. If Newcastle keep it below 3 I think they can come away feeling not too bad.[/quote]


1) "who the f*ck are Man United"......(


man u sing this themselves

you're quite right beano it appears they do !!

oh christian daley
you are the love of my life
oh christian daley
ill let you shag my wife
oh christian daley i want curley hear tooooooooooooooo

id rather be a sausage than an egg
i said id rather be a sausage than an egg
i said id rather be a sausage
rather be a sausage
rather be a sausage than an egg

going sizzle sizzle sizzle in the pan
going sizzle sizzle sizzle in the pan
going sizzle sizzle sizzle
sizzle sizzle sizzle
sizzle sizzle sizzle in the pan



sung down the blues fornicate knows why

Norfolk inbreeding takes a hammering:

Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f@*k one another
The norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc

Another one from fortress St Andrews:

Hello hello
You couldn't fill a fridge
Hello hello
You couldn't fill a fridge
Your mother's into Tupperware
Your father's pissed his pants
We're all doing the Cardiff dance

TerribleTerry wrote:Norfolk inbreeding takes a hammering:

Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f@*k one another
The norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc

I think it goes..... der der der der INBREDS! der der der INBREDS!

nickd wrote:

TerribleTerry wrote:Norfolk inbreeding takes a hammering:

Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f@*k one another
The norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc

I think it goes..... der der der der INBREDS! der der der INBREDS!

Quite right Nick - thanks for the revision. Its best to get these things right!

Campbell loves Barrymore
Campbell loves Barrymore

and so on

[quote="TerribleTerry"]Another one from fortress St Andrews:

[i]Hello hello
You couldn't fill a fridge
Hello hello
You couldn't fill a fridge
Your mother's into Tupperware
Your father's pissed his pants
We're all doing the Cardiff dance [/i][/quote]


all time classic mucka

what about stenny's akabusi chant from the akabusi loyal ?...

west brom had a chant called " boing boing " in the 90's which was adopted by many clubs, it involved jumping up and down chanting " boing boing ", ahhh those were the days of terraces !...

'You're just a town full of haddock' to Grimsby fans was a good one.

"You're just a shit team from...." [insert neighbouring provincial shithole as appropriate]

Celery, celery
She wouldn't come, so I tickled her bum
With a stick of celery
Celery Celery......

Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:'You're just a town full of haddock' to Grimsby fans was a good one.

I like Grimsby's

sing when we're fishing, we only sing when we're fishing, sing when we're fissshing, we only sing when we're fishing

I like the "where were you when you were shit" chant tha gets sung to Chelsea by every club they play.

Thought the yids gave a cracking rendition in todays "game"(footballing lesson )

yiddo14 wrote:I like the "where were you when you were shit" chant tha gets sung to Chelsea by every club they play.

Thought the yids gave a cracking rendition in todays "game"(footballing lesson )

lesson? did you even watch it? was hardly one for the effing nuetral

I was hoping for a chelsea win and lampard to break at least one leg. ah well.

MatthewS wrote:

yiddo14 wrote:I like the "where were you when you were shit" chant tha gets sung to Chelsea by every club they play.

Thought the yids gave a cracking rendition in todays "game"(footballing lesson )

lesson? did you even watch it? was hardly one for the effing nuetral

I was hoping for a chelsea win and lampard to break at least one leg. ah well.

We showed how to deal with and outplay the alleged "best squad in Europe"

You weren't wrong about it being a tad boring at times though!
The first half was pretty boring, but it picked up towards the end.

Still, major trophy number 17 against the classless, cheating whingers of Chelsea?

HAPPY DAYS!

There's only one Arsene Wenger
One Arsene Wenger
With a packet of sweets
And a great big smile
Arsene is a fúcking *********

yiddo14 wrote:

MatthewS wrote:

yiddo14 wrote:I like the "where were you when you were shit" chant tha gets sung to Chelsea by every club they play.

Thought the yids gave a cracking rendition in todays "game"(footballing lesson )

lesson? did you even watch it? was hardly one for the effing nuetral

I was hoping for a chelsea win and lampard to break at least one leg. ah well.

We showed how to deal with and outplay the alleged "best squad in Europe"

You weren't wrong about it being a tad boring at times though!
The first half was pretty boring, but it picked up towards the end.

Still, major trophy number 17 against the classless, cheating whingers of Chelsea?

HAPPY DAYS!

You deserved that today. Played better than us.

MatthewS wrote:

yiddo14 wrote:I like the "where were you when you were shit" chant tha gets sung to Chelsea by every club they play.

Thought the yids gave a cracking rendition in todays "game"(footballing lesson )

lesson? did you even watch it? was hardly one for the effing nuetral

I was hoping for a chelsea win and lampard to break at least one leg. ah well.

Never mind mate, you can cheer yourself up with footage of Eduardo yesterday, if that's your thing.

fornicate off, Chelsea FC
You aint got no history
5 European Cups and 18 Leagues
Thats what WE call History

Over 100 years, mate.

Has to be said Chelsea are mainly followed by glory hunters. They didn't have a huge fan base pre 1990's, in fact in the 80's their attendances were dismal. Most of the pudenda I know who 'support' Chelsea know f-all about football.