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does anyone know how or where i can contact the herbster or someone close to him please. it is quite important.

Try his promoters
Saying that the taxman and police in this country don't seem to have got far!

Do you need to tell him to get an HIV test, or something?

Khaosai-Galaxy wrote:Do you need to tell him to get an HIV test, or something?

PC Rhino

Khaosai-Galaxy wrote:Do you need to tell him to get an HIV test, or something?

yeah come on rhino tell us then.

the herbster and myself are both ex pupils of the same boarding school, i want him for the old boys cricket match. (would also like to add that last year i was man of the match for my 50 not out off 22 balls including 5 sixes, many thanks)

rhino222 wrote:the herbster and myself are both ex pupils of the same boarding school, i want him for the old boys cricket match. (would also like to add that last year i was man of the match for my 50 not out off 22 balls including 5 sixes, many thanks)

Jesus, cricket the Worlds most boring game with the silliest game terms. Bowling maidens over and silly mid on, its crazy. My Father and Grandfather were cricketers but definately not for me. Have a break fair enough but fornicating off for tea. You public school twit Rhino, I had you down as a rugby man LOL.

WildWaylon wrote:

rhino222 wrote:the herbster and myself are both ex pupils of the same boarding school, i want him for the old boys cricket match. (would also like to add that last year i was man of the match for my 50 not out off 22 balls including 5 sixes, many thanks)

Jesus, cricket the Worlds most boring game with the silliest game terms. Bowling maidens over and silly mid on, its crazy. My Father and Grandfather were cricketers but definately not for me. Have a break fair enough but effing off for tea. You public school twit Rhino, I had you down as a rugby man LOL.

It's not boring! Anyway, I would love to see Herbies reaction when given out leg before wicket to a wrong un' slow leg break, when silly mid on is up and he's expecting a googly and he thinks it hit him definately outside the line of the off stump.

rhino222 wrote:the herbster and myself are both ex pupils of the same boarding school, i want him for the old boys cricket match. (would also like to add that last year i was man of the match for my 50 not out off 22 balls including 5 sixes, many thanks)

Well, if anyone upsets him I think he will mash them down with the bat!

rhino222 wrote:the herbster and myself are both ex pupils of the same boarding school, i want him for the old boys cricket match. (would also like to add that last year i was man of the match for my 50 not out off 22 balls including 5 sixes, many thanks)

Are you serious? Herbie Hide playing cricket?

'Youth hostelling with Chris Eubank'
'Monkey Tennis'

Rhino, i thought Herbies legal issues meant coming back to the UK wasnt an option???

They're going to disuguise him till they get him itno the school grounds, like the "women" on the bounty advert.

Wales wrote:They're going to disuguise him till they get him itno the school grounds, like the "women" on the bounty advert.

He could tell everyone he was Devon Malcolm.....

Herbie Hide


Devon Malcolm


.... good plan til Herbie starts bowling

s9s wrote:

WildWaylon wrote:

rhino222 wrote:the herbster and myself are both ex pupils of the same boarding school, i want him for the old boys cricket match. (would also like to add that last year i was man of the match for my 50 not out off 22 balls including 5 sixes, many thanks)

Jesus, cricket the Worlds most boring game with the silliest game terms. Bowling maidens over and silly mid on, its crazy. My Father and Grandfather were cricketers but definately not for me. Have a break fair enough but effing off for tea. You public school twit Rhino, I had you down as a rugby man LOL.

It's not boring! Anyway, I would love to see Herbies reaction when given out leg before wicket to a wrong un' slow leg break, when silly mid on is up and he's expecting a googly and he thinks it hit him definately outside the line of the off stump.

There you go speaking another language. Slow leg break Christ its more dangerous than boxing. My Dad once took me to Lords, then again it might have been the Oval. I found a fantastic view of the buses and trucks going by. Far more interesting than the cricket but still pretty boring after a while. When I was a boy it was our National game before football took over, thank goodness.

Chambers2 wrote:

Wales wrote:They're going to disuguise him till they get him itno the school grounds, like the "women" on the bounty advert.

He could tell everyone he was Devon Malcolm.....

Herbie Hide


Devon Malcolm


.... good plan til Herbie starts bowling

Or if they go to bat, and the bowler bowls a wild one which catches "Devon" on the chin.

Cricket is a brilliant sport. Had one of my best sporting days out ever last year watching Durham in the FP one-day final. The culture difference between the day out at Lords and a big football day out was unreal.

stujones wrote:

Chambers2 wrote:

Wales wrote:They're going to disuguise him till they get him itno the school grounds, like the "women" on the bounty advert.

He could tell everyone he was Devon Malcolm.....

Herbie Hide


Devon Malcolm


.... good plan til Herbie starts bowling

Or if they go to bat, and the bowler bowls a wild one which catches "Devon" on the chin.

Waylon you're a philistine, cricket is a damned damned fine sport in all its forms

Do you really want Herbie Hide to turn up at a boys cricket match??

I would give it about 5 minutes before he has decked an 8 year old, attacked an umpire with a bread knife and crashed his uninsured car through the doors of the pavilion


Please don't do this Rhino

Khaosai-Galaxy wrote:Do you really want Herbie Hide to turn up at a boys cricket match??

I would give it about 5 minutes before he has decked an 8 year old, attacked an umpire with a bread knife and crashed his uninsured car through the doors of the pavilion


Please don't do this Rhino

4 minutes in and he combines all three by holding a knife-wielding eight year-old out of the window of his uninsured car, running over an umpire before smashing it through the sandwich laden trellis tables into the pavilion.

Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:

Khaosai-Galaxy wrote:Do you really want Herbie Hide to turn up at a boys cricket match??

I would give it about 5 minutes before he has decked an 8 year old, attacked an umpire with a bread knife and crashed his uninsured car through the doors of the pavilion


Please don't do this Rhino

4 minutes in and he combines all three by holding a knife-wielding eight year-old out of the window of his uninsured car, running over an umpire before smashing it through the sandwich laden trellis tables into the pavilion.

whilst wearing (a stolen pair) of crutchless knickers

I'm still chuckling at the thought of Herbie invading a boys cricket game

well the other famous old boy from my school was 'tony martin' .... do you guys remember him !! imagine what he would do to you if you tried to 'steal a quick single' .. !!

rhino222 wrote:well the other famous old boy from my school was 'tony martin' .... do you guys remember him !! imagine what he would do to you if you tried to 'steal a quick single' .. !!

Cricket Commentary:"The batsman tries to steal a quick single. Tony Martin picks up the ball, fires at the stumps and takes them out. No surprise there we all know he's an excellent shot"