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Amir Khan on family fortunes.

Posted: 14 Sep 2008, 18:04
by emma
According to those on the amir site amir will be on family fortunes in the coming weeks. I must admit I cant wait to see this it will be a right laugh. :DDD

Whos betting the taxi driver is on the team? :TU:

Re: Amir Khan on family fortunes.

Posted: 14 Sep 2008, 18:33
by SticknMove
Ah family fortunes!

An alltime favorite quote of mine and perhaps relevent:

Q. Name a famous bridge?

A. The bridge over toubled waters

Re: Amir Khan on family fortunes.

Posted: 14 Sep 2008, 18:38
by emma
SticknMove wrote:Ah family fortunes!

An alltime favorite quote of mine and perhaps relevent:

Q. Name a famous bridge?

A. The bridge over toubled waters

or the classic..

Q. name something you take on a beach?
A. a turkey.

Q name a kind of bean?
A, les-bean. :lol:

Re: Amir Khan on family fortunes.

Posted: 14 Sep 2008, 19:01
by TerribleTerry
The all time No. 1 for me has to be Birmingham kickboxer Colin 'Solid' Treasure's response when under pressure during the end segment.

Q: Name a type of ache

A: Fillet 'o fish

He still gets stick for that to this day..

EDIT:

This is a belter too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2AWKfMvDtw

Re: Amir Khan on family fortunes.

Posted: 14 Sep 2008, 19:13
by TerribleTerry
Lets hope Amir has a better night of it than this bloke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwlg5G7b ... re=related

Re: Amir Khan on family fortunes.

Posted: 14 Sep 2008, 19:19
by rhino222
i can just imagine it.....'ok amir, the question is' .......'name something made of glass'

amir khan ..... 'my chin' :lol:

sheer khan.....'amirs chin' :lol:

yes-ya khan.....'amirs chin' :lol:

course-ya khan ...'amirs chin' :lol:

dya-think-ya khan...'amirs chin' :lol:

at-least-ya khan...'amirs chin' :lol:

tin khan...'amirs chin' :lol:

and so the programme would go on...

name something fragile 'my chin'

Re: Amir Khan on family fortunes.

Posted: 14 Sep 2008, 19:29
by SticknMove
TerribleTerry wrote:Lets hope Amir has a better night of it than this bloke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwlg5G7b ... re=related
Brilliant stuff. I almost forgot that one.

I think that Amir will have to sharpen up.

Q. Name a famous British plum?

A. Errrrrrrr....

Re: Amir Khan on family fortunes.

Posted: 14 Sep 2008, 19:31
by TerribleTerry

Re: Amir Khan on family fortunes.

Posted: 14 Sep 2008, 19:47
by SticknMove
:lol: :lol:

Who needs Gervais when you have an audience that inadvertantly completes his work.

Re: Amir Khan on family fortunes.

Posted: 15 Sep 2008, 07:09
by emma
SticknMove wrote:
TerribleTerry wrote:Lets hope Amir has a better night of it than this bloke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwlg5G7b ... re=related
Brilliant stuff. I almost forgot that one.

I think that Amir will have to sharpen up.

Q. Name a famous British plum?

A. Errrrrrrr....
I doubt it. Did you watch saturdays? the questions were easy....

Q. name something to do with simon cowell?

Q, something you do when laughing?

I mean its not exactly mastermind is it?

Re: Amir Khan on family fortunes.

Posted: 15 Sep 2008, 07:21
by Captain Hook
rhino222 wrote:i can just imagine it.....'ok amir, the question is' .......'name something made of glass'

amir khan ..... 'my chin' :lol:

sheer khan.....'amirs chin' :lol:

yes-ya khan.....'amirs chin' :lol:

course-ya khan ...'amirs chin' :lol:

dya-think-ya khan...'amirs chin' :lol:

at-least-ya khan...'amirs chin' :lol:

tin khan...'amirs chin' :lol:

and so the programme would go on...

name something fragile 'my chin'

Genius :D

Re: Amir Khan on family fortunes.

Posted: 15 Sep 2008, 07:22
by banjo
emma wrote:I mean its not exactly mastermind is it?
We are talking about Amir Khan here :DD

Re: Amir Khan on family fortunes.

Posted: 15 Sep 2008, 07:32
by emma
banjo wrote:
emma wrote:I mean its not exactly mastermind is it?
We are talking about Amir Khan here :DD
I know but its always easy when its the 'celebrity' version. Mind you did you see him on beat the star when he was asked to name the celebrity faces and daniel radcliffe came up and he said 'harry potter'. :lol:

Re: Amir Khan on family fortunes.

Posted: 15 Sep 2008, 07:34
by banjo
emma wrote:
banjo wrote:
emma wrote:I mean its not exactly mastermind is it?
We are talking about Amir Khan here :DD
I know but its always easy when its the 'celebrity' version. Mind you did you see him on beat the star when he was asked to name the celebrity faces and daniel radcliffe came up and he said 'harry potter'. :lol:
:lol: Didn't know about that one

Re: Amir Khan on family fortunes.

Posted: 15 Sep 2008, 07:36
by emma
banjo wrote:
We are talking about Amir Khan here :DD
emma wrote:I know but its always easy when its the 'celebrity' version. Mind you did you see him on beat the star when he was asked to name the celebrity faces and daniel radcliffe came up and he said 'harry potter'. :lol:
banjo wrote: :lol: Didn't know about that one
oh yeah that was a classic. And when he was milking the cows he nearly pulled the udders off. :-?

Re: Amir Khan on family fortunes.

Posted: 15 Sep 2008, 07:56
by Wax On
Best answers ever were:

Q: Name a dangerous race??
A: Arabs!! :o

Q: Name something red??
A: My cardigan :lol:

Re: Amir Khan on family fortunes.

Posted: 15 Sep 2008, 17:54
by emma
Wax On wrote:Best answers ever were:

Q: Name a dangerous race??
A: Arabs!! :o

Q: Name something red??
A: My cardigan
:lol:
:lol: yes that one was funny. I bet they have a right laugh filming it.

Re: Amir Khan on family fortunes.

Posted: 15 Sep 2008, 18:02
by banjo
emma wrote: And when he was milking the cows he nearly pulled the udders off. :-?
:lol:

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Re: Amir Khan on family fortunes.

Posted: 15 Sep 2008, 19:08
by Gray-Fox
Captain Hook wrote:
rhino222 wrote:i can just imagine it.....'ok amir, the question is' .......'name something made of glass'

amir khan ..... 'my chin' :lol:

sheer khan.....'amirs chin' :lol:

yes-ya khan.....'amirs chin' :lol:

course-ya khan ...'amirs chin' :lol:

dya-think-ya khan...'amirs chin' :lol:

at-least-ya khan...'amirs chin' :lol:

tin khan...'amirs chin' :lol:

and so the programme would go on...

name something fragile 'my chin'

Genius :D

:lol: :lol:

Re: Amir Khan on family fortunes.

Posted: 17 Sep 2008, 08:02
by MightyWarrior
emma wrote: or the classic..

Q. name something you take on a beach?
A. a turkey.
You can't beat the Turkey episode, the bloke actually answered turkey to 3 of the questions! Classic

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=M2AWKfMvDtw