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O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 16:57
by DG.
Is the UK ready for a Black Prime Minister?
I say VOTE for DG!
I nominate
Max Molineux Minister for Race relations.
T.Diddly Minister for Agriculture.
Banjo. Transport Minister.
David Payne Minister for Education
HitmanHAtton1 Minister for Gays
Emerson Poncey Boy Minister for Silly Walks.
Vote for DG!

Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 17:02
by Asterix
DG. wrote:Is the UK ready for a Black Prime Minister?
Yes.
DG. wrote:I say VOTE for DG!
No.
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Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 17:04
by banjo
We actually had one of these topics on Other Sports a while back and I was Minister of War or something like that
Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 17:09
by DG.
Asterix wrote:DG. wrote:Is the UK ready for a Black Prime Minister?
Yes.
DG. wrote:I say VOTE for DG!
No.
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Racist!

Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 17:13
by DG.
banjo wrote:We actually had one of these topics on Other Sports a while back and I was Minister of War or something like that
I nominate you Minister for Kicking Asterix arse.
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Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 17:19
by Captain Hook
DG. wrote:banjo wrote:We actually had one of these topics on Other Sports a while back and I was Minister of War or something like that
I nominate you Minister for Kicking Asterix arse.
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Are you black or not Dennis?! You said you were then told me you're not.......
Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 17:22
by Asterix
This is what I imagine DG to look like:

Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 17:23
by banjo
Dennis, what exactly is a Defender of the Realm?
Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 17:36
by DG.
Captain Hook wrote:DG. wrote:banjo wrote:We actually had one of these topics on Other Sports a while back and I was Minister of War or something like that
I nominate you Minister for Kicking Asterix arse.
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Are you black or not Dennis?! You said you were then told me you're not.......
I am Welsh!
No - I iz black!
Sing it, boxrec,
I am black im black im blacker than blacker than black! Black Bla Bla Bla Bla
Black!

Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 17:36
by jameswilson
banjo wrote:Dennis, what exactly is a Defender of the Realm?
You remember the cartoon 'Defenders of the Earth' with the Ghost who walks and Flash Gordon.
Well it's like that, but a bit shitter.
Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 17:39
by DG.
Captain Hook wrote:DG. wrote:banjo wrote:We actually had one of these topics on Other Sports a while back and I was Minister of War or something like that
I nominate you Minister for Kicking Asterix arse.
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Are you black or not Dennis?! You said you were then told me you're not.......
I am Welsh!
No - I iz black!
Sing it, boxrec,
I am black im black im blacker than blacker than black! Black Bla Bla Bla Bla
Black!
That's me in the middle!

Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 17:40
by DG.
banjo wrote:Dennis, what exactly is a Defender of the Realm?
I am the undefeated ruler of the galaxy!
James Wilson was once the defender of Audley Harrison - James cried when Audley lost.
I like Audley - but cry?
No way man!

Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 17:43
by jameswilson
DG. wrote:banjo wrote:Dennis, what exactly is a Defender of the Realm?
I am the undefeated ruler of the galaxy!
James Wilson was once the defender of Audley Harrison - James cried when Audley lost.
I like Audley - but cry?
No way man!

You support Audley just as much as me, Chambers and your mate Carlos. Don't deny it.
Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 17:43
by banjo
jameswilson wrote:banjo wrote:Dennis, what exactly is a Defender of the Realm?
You remember the cartoon 'Defenders of the Earth' with the Ghost who walks and Flash Gordon.
Well it's like that, but a bit shitter.
Ming the Merciless
Dennis the Deranged
I see the comparison now
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Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 17:44
by DG.
jameswilson wrote:DG. wrote:banjo wrote:Dennis, what exactly is a Defender of the Realm?
I am the undefeated ruler of the galaxy!
James Wilson was once the defender of Audley Harrison - James cried when Audley lost.
I like Audley - but cry?
No way man!

You support Audley just as much as me, Chambers and your mate Carlos. Don't deny it.
Not 'quite' as much!

Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 17:45
by DG.
Asterix and his 'life partner' discuss the merits of Anal love.

Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 18:03
by Asterix
We never discuss it DG.
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Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 18:14
by DG.
Asterix wrote:We never discuss it DG.
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True, why bother discussing it, just bottom each other.

Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 18:15
by DG.
banjo wrote:jameswilson wrote:banjo wrote:Dennis, what exactly is a Defender of the Realm?
You remember the cartoon 'Defenders of the Earth' with the Ghost who walks and Flash Gordon.
Well it's like that, but a bit shitter.
Ming the Merciless
Dennis the Deranged
I see the comparison now
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Call me King!

Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 18:20
by jameswilson
DG. wrote:banjo wrote:jameswilson wrote:
Ming the Merciless
Dennis the Deranged
I see the comparison now
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Call me King!

Don King?
Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 18:26
by Captain Hook
He's more WAN than Don mate....
Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 18:39
by DG.
Captain Hook wrote:He's more WAN than Don mate....
Go and bum a sheep!
James, NEVER accept an invite from Captain 'arse on the Hook!

Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 19:32
by Phenomenal-Nutrition
You forgot Phenomenal Nutrition for HEalth Minister MOFO
Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 20:00
by coneye
[quote="banjo"]We actually had one of these topics on Other Sports a while back and I was Minister of War or something like that[/quote
I want that job , pick me pick me
Re: O/T DG for Prime Minister!
Posted: 05 Nov 2008, 20:26
by Max Molyneux
I'm afraid I will have to run against any boxrec members for PM. Plus you spelt my surname wrong.
I am not conservative or socialist, I believe In a balance. Left and right wing politics are evil.
I will create a new police force who are trained like Batman who will become a symbol of true justice, capitalism will not be unbridled and the rich will pull their weight more.
A clown face will be my political symbol to show I will expose the jokes of politics.