Keegan appointed Newcastle boss!

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Terry D wrote:I love Keegan, I really do, but the guy is about as stable as a big pile of jelly sitting on a massive pair of tits.

No doubt one of the tits is named Ashely... :roll: :roll: :roll:
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this will be interesting.

i still can't get over whet I read on here last week about Bobby Robson finishing 5th 6th and 7th or maybe even 4th 5th 6th in 3 years. So basically they went from shit, shit, shit, 4th 5th 6th, shit, shit...............and they sacked him wasn't it??????? THAT...is bad.

well i would have been much happier if Keegan had landed on the pitch in a helicopter, dribbled around a couple of imaginary defenders and smacked the ball into an empty net at the Gallowgate end but you can't have everything.

Good luck Newcastle they could do with something to cheer.
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Is this a wind up? I heard Souness saying he would take it again if he was offered. Like they would take him back!
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Terry D wrote:
silkov wrote:
Terry D wrote:I love Keegan, I really do, but the guy is about as stable as a big pile of jelly sitting on a massive pair of tits.

No doubt one of the tits is named Ashely... :roll: :roll: :roll:
Debra and Dionne. Only DD's are getting my jelly!
Oh yes, I like a girl with some D's to her name!... :wink: :roll: 8)
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I'm getting in six weeks before the loyal Gallowgate:

'KEEGAN OOT!' :lol:
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For any Newcastle fans on here, I specify and manufacture Padded Seclusion Rooms.
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My initial dissapointment has been replaced by "it could be worse" . He cant do as badly as Rodent & Souness. Although this is without doubt a short term fix. Coleman or Shearer as his number 2, apparently.

He's got the infustructure he likes going forwards in Milner N'zogbia, Duff, Owen and a big man (Viduka or Andy Carroll coming through). Time will tell, although I too feel King Kev will be gone within 3 years.
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silkov wrote:
Terry D wrote:
silkov wrote:
No doubt one of the tits is named Ashely... :roll: :roll: :roll:
Debra and Dionne. Only DD's are getting my jelly!
Oh yes, I like a girl with some D's to her name!... :wink: :roll: 8)
I was seeing this girl with 34FF's a while back. Cracking :TU:
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Post by Lenny »

Welcome back Kevin, expect more of this guys...

"They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Heighway and he's nothing like him, but I can see why - it's because he's a bit different."

"Despite his white boots, he has real pace... "

"You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw... "

"He can't speak Turkey, but you can tell he's delighted. "

"There'll be no siestas in Madrid tonight. "

"...using his strength. And that is his strength, his strength. "

"Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice. "

"I'm not disappointed - just disappointed. "

"The tide is very much in our court now. "

"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose. "

"That would have been a goal if it wasn't saved. "

"I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different. "

"A tremendous strike which hit the defender full on the arm - and it nearly came off. "

"The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in the game."

"The substitute is about to come on - he's a player who was left out of the starting line-up today. "

"That decision, for me, was almost certainly definitely wrong. "

"I know what is around the corner - I just don't know where the corner is. But the onus is on us to perform and we must control the bandwagon. "

"Hungary is very similar to Bulgaria. I know they're different countries... "

"In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg. "

"The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they're not careful. "

"England have the best fans in the world and Scotland's fans are second-to-none. "

"It's understandable that people are keeping one eye on the pot and another up the chimney. "

"I'd love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time. "

"It could be far worse for me if it was easy for me. "

"Discipline is not only very important, it's crucial. "

"Young Gareth Barry - he's young. "

"Argentina won't be at Euro 2000 because they're from South America. "

"They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that."

"You don't get two chances at this level, or at any other level for that matter."

"You're not just getting international football, you're getting world football."

"Kanu, a guy with a heart as big as he is."

"Luis Figo is totally different to David Beckham, and vice versa."

"Football's always easier when you've got the ball."

"They don't come every three days, like they come after this one."

"I want more from David Beckham. I want him to improve on perfection."

"The tide is very much in our court now."

"There's a slight doubt about only one player, and that's Tony Adams, who definitely won't be playing tomorrow."

"We have spent three matches chasing a football."

"It's no longer an 11 man game."

"The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23."

"For some it's the ultimate job, for the others it's the last job."

"I've had an interest in racing all my life, or longer really."

"We managed to wrong a few rights."

"We are three games without defeat is another way of looking at it. But if we are honest we have taken two points from nine."

"He'll also be very dangerous from set-pieces. That means he'll be a threat from free-kicks and corners in the final third of the field."

"Danny Tiatto is not going to make a mistake on purpose."

"I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again."

"You need 88 points for the title and we've got 61 at present with 16 games to go, but if you set targets you limit yourself."

"We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in the first half."

"He's got a heart as big as his size, which isn't big, but his heart's bigger than that'

"Well, if that's true then it would be a big surprise, but then nothing surprises me in football these days."

"You get bunches of players like you do bananas, though that is a bad comparison."

"Not many teams will come to Arsenal and get anything, home or away."

"Nicolas Anelka left Arsenal for £23million and they built a training ground on him."

"As far as I'm concerned, Danny Tiatto doesn't exist."

"One team with destiny already decided..."

"Maine Road was a great football stadium but as time moved on it stayed where it is...."

"My father was a miner, and worked down a mine"
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Post by nickd »

Looking forward to the 3-2-5 formation, it's been sorely missed.
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Post by DavidPayne »

Could we run a sweep stake on who Keegan's first signing will be.

Sami Hypia was my bet until Agger hurt his foot again.

So I'm going to go for Ugo Ehiogu.

Any advance on that?
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DavidPayne wrote:Could we run a sweep stake on who Keegan's first signing will be.

Sami Hypia was my bet until Agger hurt his foot again.

So I'm going to go for Ugo Ehiogu.

Any advance on that?
Don't be daft David. Those would make sense. I'm hearing they're in the hunt for Defoe.
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Post by observer1 »

You know, all this negative Pressure on a manager usually ends up with the manager doing something quite good.

time will tell. :P

He had his Chance, got very close, time will tell if he gets that close again.

Is Shearer his Deputy then?
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Chris Coleman is being lined up as his assitant supposedly.
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Post by Wales »

2pm press conference tomorrow. Shearer said he'd talk to him if the call came. Coleman has left his job in spain (before keegan took charge) but was his number 2 at fulham, so there are rumours they could be re united. Cant see that myself, coleman could feasibly manage another prem club outright.
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observer1 wrote:You know, all this negative Pressure on a manager usually ends up with the manager doing something quite good.

time will tell. :P

He had his Chance, got very close, time will tell if he gets that close again.

Is Shearer his Deputy then?
The negative pressure is only coming from other fans though.

His own supporters and ex-Newcastle "legends"(please, Rob Lee and Warren Barton in todays football wouldn't even be Premiership players!)think he will easily win the treble next season for the worlds biggest football club. :TU:

Sky Sports are all over it too.They have a team living in Newcatsle purely on "Keegan-watch"
Strange amount of press coverage for a club that hasn't won the league since 1927, and has'nt won anything of note since the 1950s!!!!
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states wrote:
DavidPayne wrote:Could we run a sweep stake on who Keegan's first signing will be.

Sami Hypia was my bet until Agger hurt his foot again.

So I'm going to go for Ugo Ehiogu.

Any advance on that?
Don't be daft David. Those would make sense. I'm hearing they're in the hunt for Defoe.
Defore will, hopefully at least, be on his way to Villa Park.
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Podmore_Birmingham wrote:
states wrote:
DavidPayne wrote:Could we run a sweep stake on who Keegan's first signing will be.

Sami Hypia was my bet until Agger hurt his foot again.

So I'm going to go for Ugo Ehiogu.

Any advance on that?
Don't be daft David. Those would make sense. I'm hearing they're in the hunt for Defoe.
Defore will, hopefully at least, be on his way to Villa Park.
Apparently O'Neill and Lerner tried taking him on loan until the end of the season.
Bit of a cheeky idea seeing as his contract is running down!

There are plenty interested, and us Yids are the hardest of negotiators :TU:

Cough up the readies and he is your's :TU:

Would be a good signing by the way.You need another forward, and the lad needs to start thinking about getting some first team action before his career passes him by.


About 18 million should do it...
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yiddo14 wrote:
Podmore_Birmingham wrote:Defore will, hopefully at least, be on his way to Villa Park.
Apparently O'Neill and Lerner tried taking him on loan until the end of the season.
Bit of a cheeky idea seeing as his contract is running down!

There are plenty interested, and us Yids are the hardest of negotiators :TU:

Cough up the readies and he is your's :TU:

Would be a good signing by the way.You need another forward, and the lad needs to start thinking about getting some first team action before his career passes him by.

About 18 million should do it...
I was thinking more like £10m....

Would be an excellent signing for us. Although we have a steady flow of forwards, Gabby A is more attacking midfield, likewise with Ashley Young. Luke Moore, for some reason, has gone off the boil and Carew needs someone like Defoe to play off.

Hopefully we can get him before the end of the month.
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DavidPayne wrote:Could we run a sweep stake on who Keegan's first signing will be.

Sami Hypia was my bet until Agger hurt his foot again.

So I'm going to go for Ugo Ehiogu.

Any advance on that?
Ehiogu off to Sheffield United apparently.

He's definately in for Defoe. We'll see.
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There's got to be some out of favour City players who Keegan signed.

Trevor Sinclair is out of favour at Cardiff City!
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Hagler2002 wrote:Image
Nice one!... :roll: :roll: :roll: ...obviously theyre all off to the African Cup!... 8)
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Post by silkov »

Seriously though while I've taken the piss I'd like to be proved wrong and see Keegan do well, I was a great fan back in the day and he did produce some great football, I just hope he can hold his nerve and the fans dont expect too much, and maybe we might see the premiership livened up a bit.... :box: :box: :box:
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jamesmcdonnell wrote:
silkov wrote:
Terry D wrote: Debra and Dionne. Only DD's are getting my jelly!
Oh yes, I like a girl with some D's to her name!... :wink: :roll: 8)
I was seeing this girl with 34FF's a while back. Cracking :TU:

You lucky bugger!... you dont get many of them on a showery day... whats her number??... :roll: :wink: 8) :box: :box:
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