O/T who do you really hate on the telly?

Wax On · Post by **Wax On** » 29 Jan 2008, 10:22

Sorry Carlos mate

In further bad news shocker......

Apparently, Halifax now pay Howard c 100k to basically be smug in their adverts, make appearances at Branches etc, and he no longer has to do his old job.

I often ask myself why??? There's just no justice!!

PS quite funny to see Danielle Lloyd quoted in the star today having a pop at the kiss and tell lass who claims her boyfriend Defoe has been upto all kinds of bedroom gymnastics with her. She says she can't understand women who sleep with footballers to make money and become famous.

Whis is absolutely brilliant, considering she's only remotely famous originally for sh@gging Teddy Sheringham. Daft scouse b1tch!!!

el_grande_mauro_mina · Post by **el_grande_mauro_mina** » 29 Jan 2008, 10:32

Wax On wrote:Sorry Carlos mate

In further bad news shocker......

Apparently, Halifax now pay Howard c 100k to basically be smug in their adverts, make appearances at Branches etc, and he no longer has to do his old job.

I often ask myself why??? There's just no justice!!

PS quite funny to see Danielle Lloyd quoted in the star today having a pop at the kiss and tell lass who claims her boyfriend Defoe has been upto all kinds of bedroom gymnastics with her. She says she can't understand women who sleep with footballers to make money and become famous.

Whis is absolutely brilliant, considering she's only remotely famous originally for sh@gging Teddy Sheringham. Daft scouse b1tch!!!

Howard now Danielle Lloyd... Wax On! What are you trying to do to me? Why are you replenishing the part of my brain where information about useless bastards is kept!

I have exchanged information about useless homegrown bastards for useless Korean bastards but at least I don't understand a word they are saying!

Like BA Baracus 'I aint gettin' on no plane suckah' but celebrity BB sort of made the descion for me to emigrate once and for all!

Now can somebody pass me a magnum 44 - my brain now needs a clearout!

Matt W · Post by **Matt W** » 29 Jan 2008, 10:56

Wax On wrote:I always wish I could have gone on one of those all dayers with Chris Evans, Gazza and Danny Baker. Think they all seem like top blokes.

Disagree on this one. I used to like TFI Friday until it became 'what me and Danny talked about in the pub' - yeah, may have been funny to you when you are pissed but TV entertainment it ain't.

I read Gazza's autobiography and thought he needed to grow up instead of acting like a 5 year old and not taking responsibility for his actions. He always has people making excuses for him because he's a good laugh when to be honest many of his antics were bloody dangerous to those around him.

Wax On · Post by **Wax On** » 29 Jan 2008, 12:47

Fair comment I suppose, back in the TFI days it was a bit in your face, but I think Chris Evans seems to have settled down a bit since then and comes across as a decent bloke.

Gazza, however, will forever be a big kid, but that's part of his appeal.

Love that clip of him during a session going knocking on random people's doors and asking them if they use Daz poooder.

Lenny · Post by **Lenny** » 29 Jan 2008, 12:54

Never understood the appeal of Gazza the loveable wifebeater

banjo · Post by **banjo** » 29 Jan 2008, 14:29

i can't see why so many people hate jeremy kyle.

i think its hilarious how he taunts and puts down scumbag drug addicts, wife beaters and teenage slappers.

this country needs more people like him

harrygreb · Post by **harrygreb** » 29 Jan 2008, 16:00

i hate paula abdul because she is a happy clappy airhead who is so full of yank goodwill to all - including trees, the clouds, eagles and fluffy animals - that she disappears up her own jax everytime she opens her mouth. apart from that she's ok.

agree with whoever said ben elton needs a clump - i'd stick the boot in

banjo · Post by **banjo** » 29 Jan 2008, 16:11

i wouldn't call this hate but jim watt annoys me. has anyone else notice how he moves his head as he talks? adam smith also does it so when they're both together talking they look like a couple of fuckin pigeons fighting over the end of a ciggy

Matt W · Post by **Matt W** » 29 Jan 2008, 16:14

I think with Jeremy Kyle it's the fact that he's so smug and you get the impression he's trying to make himself look big at the expense of others. Fair enough they're planks but I don't think he is their saviour.

Sharon Osbourne gets on my tits and comes across as being really false.

banjo · Post by **banjo** » 29 Jan 2008, 17:25

how could i forget....THE BECKHAM'S

david is a complete pillock who can't get enough of himself.
victoria is a talentless, arrogant tramp with a face like a lodging house cat

ebeneezer · Post by **ebeneezer** » 29 Jan 2008, 17:53

Paul Ross.

Basically attempted every celebrity gig known to man and was shite at all of them.

Possibly the worst film critic in the history of the medium. Rambled cluelessly about films in a sanctimonious pub bore style.

His brother Jonathan is right behind him. Britain's wittiest man my hole.

ebeneezer · Post by **ebeneezer** » 29 Jan 2008, 17:57

And I know he hasn't been on telly in a while but I still nominate Dexter Fletcher for the horrendous job he did hosting GamesMaster.

And Ed Tudor-Pole for not being Richard O'Brien.

Wales · Post by **Wales** » 31 Jan 2008, 10:00

I divent agree wee yer there leik. A drawer th'lein at ant an dec leik. Shockn.

ebeneezer · Post by **ebeneezer** » 31 Jan 2008, 10:43

Troubled singer Amy Shitehouse

E · Post by E » 31 Jan 2008, 10:48

I don't like that JEremy BEadle.....though he hasn't seemed to have been on telly much recently.

banjo · Post by **banjo** » 31 Jan 2008, 17:04

E wrote:I don't like that JEremy BEadle.....though he hasn't seemed to have been on telly much recently.

sicko!! the man died yesterday

E · Post by E » 31 Jan 2008, 19:00

banjo wrote:
E wrote:I don't like that JEremy BEadle.....though he hasn't seemed to have been on telly much recently.
sicko!! the man died yesterday

Oh! that'll be why I haven't seen him on the telly......

ebeneezer · Post by **ebeneezer** » 01 Feb 2008, 13:24

Patrick Keilty

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 01 Feb 2008, 13:28

There is one annoying fekking twat faced pudendum. I cannot stand kielty, the same with most people I talk to when he is mentioned.

It must be old women who find him endearing, because everyone else thinks he's a pratt.

ebeneezer · Post by **ebeneezer** » 07 Feb 2008, 15:00

Huw Edwards from the BBC news gets on wick for some unexplainable reason.

Alan Carr is almost as overrated and unfunny as Jimmy Carr

Bard of Boxrec · Post by **Bard of Boxrec** » 07 Feb 2008, 15:12

alan carr, good call. what an annoying twat, how do these people get on tv. and that programme he hosts looks embarassingly bad.

will young. can't stand the c unt. another twat who should never have got to where he did. if only simon had thrown him out that first round of pop idol we would never have had to see the twat.

edit:: just reading back over this, to clarify i am not homophobic.

ebeneezer · Post by **ebeneezer** » 07 Feb 2008, 15:25

billy bessey wrote:ive got 1 no infact ive got 2 and there both off the bbc2 program eggheads firstly CHRIS the way he answers questions and goes right round the house to tell it instead of just answering it and his so smarmy with it aswell god i hate him and secondly C.J not when his answering the questions its when his sat with his team the way he looks when one of his or the other teams members get the question wrong he gives a look as if they are retards who dont deserve to be in his company and should be shot immediately

C.J is one of the most pretentious pricks I've ever seen on a quiz show. And its not like he has much to be stuck up about seeing as how he gets eliminated more often than not.

The contestants on that eggheads show take an eternity to answer questions as well. If ever a show need a time limit for questions this is it.

Chambers2 · Post by **Chambers2** » 08 Feb 2008, 05:48

CJ's one of those people that you'd never get tired of punching

chief · Post by **chief** » 08 Feb 2008, 06:10

Add Andi Peters to the list..... Nob.

Oh and I think i read yesterday that Ricky n Bianca are coming back to Eastenders... Not that I've watched it for years but those two got right on my tits, both need a shovel in the face....

Khaosai-Galaxy · Post by **Khaosai-Galaxy** » 08 Feb 2008, 10:14

Gina Yashere, for sure

About as funny as a cock scraping