My Panel Of Experts

dagosd2000 · Post by **dagosd2000** » 07 Feb 2008, 00:01

I was looking at the news today and I was shocked to see that some blokes on the Oxford Debate Team Forum have been posting some inappropriate remarks,especially towards the female gender. For shame.Some of the women have responded that they don't appreciate to be debased in such a manner. What is the World coming to? I would post some of the comments,but I wouldn't want to violate The BoxRec Forum Rules like how some of those women have been violated over at Oxford. Maybe they should change their name to Cocksford. But I got to thinking. It took an episode like that to make the World News. I didn't even know there was a Oxford Debate Team Forum until now. Well,does the World know about us here at BoxRec?

Here's my plan. I'm going to try to put together a panel of experts from the boxing community to post some interesting and controversial threads so maybe the World will give us more attention. There's been some discussion lately on the Forum whether we have enough distinguished experts as some of the other boxing forums. I say we do. And I'm out to recruit even more qualified experts to knockout the rest of those other forums that claim they're stocked with experts. Here's my panel.

Honest "Doc" Kearns who can give the World valuable knowledge on"What Amount Of Plaster Of Paris Should You Use On A Fighter's Wraps So That When He Goes In The Ring He Can Break The Other Guy's Nose,Cheekbone,Ribs,And Knock A Few Teeth Out" and "When To Bet Against Your Fighter When You Know He's Going To Get His Ass Kicked"

His Highness Don King who can discuss "How To Smile And Lie At The Same Time" or share with the World his list(in constant revision) "My All Time Favorite Fighters That I Have Exploited And Ruined "

Gentleman Mike Tyson who can fill the World in on"Most Accessible And Chewable Body Parts Of Your Opponent When You're In A Clinch" and the valuable insights of"My Favorite Combinations I Used On Old Ladies Going Home From The Grocery Store In Brooklyn"

And last but not least the amiable Frankie Carbo who can bless the World with topics as "The Best Way To Bribe A Referee" and of course my favorite"How To Bury A Guy Alive In A Cornfield When He Doesn't Pay Back His Gambling Debts"

Granted,my panel probably wouldn't get into Oxford,but I don't think Oxford has many main event fighters either. I'm sure if I can get my panel to post on The BoxRec,we'd be the most popular boxing forum on the Web. So I'm going to break away now. I've got to make some calls. Wish me luck.

Goodnight, Irene · Post by **Goodnight, Irene** » 07 Feb 2008, 02:21

You've got The Grey listed, but no room for the very undersold, yet deadly, Blinky Palermo?

He had so much more influence & cunning than they ever gave him credit for. One of my favourites amongst the great thugs of boxing history.

Ezzard · Post by **Ezzard** » 07 Feb 2008, 06:20

I hear Ropberto Duran is going to post a self help guide "How to lose 40 lbs in 2 weeks without having an amputation."

He's following this up with a thread on why he doesn't do Xmas Eve anymore. It's going to be called "No mass"

BoxBuzz · Post by **BoxBuzz** » 07 Feb 2008, 11:46

I second the motion and move that it be passed unanimously and without debate.