O/T - most ridiculous footie chants EVER!

[King Tubby]

5th biggest supported club in English football history.

[yiddo14]

lesson? did you even watch it? was hardly one for the effing nuetral

I was hoping for a chelsea win and lampard to break at least one leg. ah well.

We showed how to deal with and outplay the alleged "best squad in Europe"

You weren't wrong about it being a tad boring at times though!
The first half was pretty boring, but it picked up towards the end.

Still, major trophy number 17 against the classless, cheating whingers of Chelsea?

HAPPY DAYS!

You deserved that today. Played better than us.

[Hagler2002]

Has to be said Chelsea are mainly followed by glory hunters. They didn't have a huge fan base pre 1990's, in fact in the 80's their attendances were dismal. Most of the pudenda I know who 'support' Chelsea know f-all about football.

Chelsea are a Vile club with Vile supporters, reminds me of Newcastle in the 90's with all the Keegan bandwaggon jumping Geordies.

[King Tubby]

Has to be said Chelsea are mainly followed by glory hunters. They didn't have a huge fan base pre 1990's, in fact in the 80's their attendances were dismal. Most of the pudenda I know who 'support' Chelsea know f-all about football.

Chelsea are a Vile club with Vile supporters, reminds me of Newcastle in the 90's with all the Keegan bandwaggon jumping Geordies.

Tell us what you think about Liverpool.

[Chambers2]

west brom had a chant called " boing boing " in the 90's which was adopted by many clubs, it involved jumping up and down chanting " boing boing ", ahhh those were the days of terraces !...

Thats got me reminiscing of my early teenage years (early 90's) when a gang of us used to catch buses and trains to go and watch the Mighty Albion. We used to stand up the back of the Brummie Road End not veing able to see much of anything, but the singing and the craic was awesome

I used to be at the back of the terracing at the Brummie Road End (with the Section 5 squad) when we first started Boinging in the early 90's (there was a 'song' in the charts that went "Boing! Boing! Boing!" that was the inspiration for it), The Hawthorns still Boings when we score

[hitman_hatton1]

man united fans singing:

we are the pride of all europe the pudenda of the north etc.

5 times u shitecunts.

[King Tubby]

Chelsea are a Vile club with Vile supporters, reminds me of Newcastle in the 90's with all the Keegan bandwaggon jumping Geordies.

Newcastle make me laugh with all their nonsense about being a 'big' club and having amazing wonderful fans. The facts are: Newcastle haven't won a trophy for 40-odd years; their fans are totally unrealistic and have hounded manager after manager out of the club (including Sir Bobby Robson); and despite claims to great loyalty are notoriously fickle. I remember the pre-Keegan era well when Newcastle regularly got gates of 13,000 and 16,000, which is all conveniently forgotten nowadays. It will, however, be interesting to see how many fans they get next season if they get relegated this season. Unfortunately this is unlikely as although Newcastle keep losing so do the teams below them - but it would be oh so funny if Newcastle did get relegated.

Mind you everyone has had bad support at times, except Man U. I remember Liverpool getting 12, 14 and 16,000 gates for home games in the European Cup.

[Old bones Ian]

Has to be said Chelsea are mainly followed by glory hunters. They didn't have a huge fan base pre 1990's, in fact in the 80's their attendances were dismal. Most of the pudenda I know who 'support' Chelsea know f-all about football.

As a Chelsea fan, you'll always going to get people jumping on the bandwagon when a team gets success.
But in a funny way i miss the old drama of struggling and the relegation battles.

[Old bones Ian]

Sung to JF Hasselbaink

"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"

[dondada]

Chelsea are a Vile club with Vile supporters, reminds me of Newcastle in the 90's with all the Keegan bandwaggon jumping Geordies.

Newcastle make me laugh with all their nonsense about being a 'big' club and having amazing wonderful fans. The facts are: Newcastle haven't won a trophy for 40-odd years; their fans are totally unrealistic and have hounded manager after manager out of the club (including Sir Bobby Robson); and despite claims to great loyalty are notoriously fickle. I remember the pre-Keegan era well when Newcastle regularly got gates of 13,000 and 16,000, which is all conveniently forgotten nowadays. It will, however, be interesting to see how many fans they get next season if they get relegated this season. Unfortunately this is unlikely as although Newcastle keep losing so do the teams below them - but it would be oh so funny if Newcastle did get relegated.

Exactly. I remember a Saturday 3pm kick off when they were at home to Leicester and they got less than 13,000.

The 'Toon Army' nonsense is very irritating. Mind you, I've never been to a city where you get more people wearing replica tops out and about. It's like some Orwellian nightmare.

[dandantheweatherman]

Always liked:
Hit him on the head,
Hit him on the head,
Hit him on the head with a baseball bat
Keegan Keegan

Sang in the early 90s by the Boro.

[states]

Mind you everyone has had bad support at times, except Man U. I remember Liverpool getting 12, 14 and 16,000 gates for home games in the European Cup.[/quote]

Really? Which games were these then?

[m1kee50]

Highest League attendance: 58,757 v Chelsea, 1949/50
Highest FA Cup attendance 61,905 v Wolves, 1951/52 fifth round
Highest League Cup attendance 50,880 v Nottingham Forest, 1979/80 semi-final 2nd leg
Highest European attendance 55,104 v Barcelona, 1975/76 UEFA Cup semi-final 2nd leg
Lowest League attendance 1,000 v Loughborough Town on 7 December 1895
Lowest League attendance (post-war) 11,976 against Scunthorpe United for a Division 2 game on 22 April 1959
Lowest FA Cup attendance 4,000 v Newton on 29 October 1892 2nd Qualifying Round
Lowest FA Cup attendance (post-war) 11,207 v Chester City, 1945-46 3rd rd 2nd leg
Lowest League Cup attendance 9,902 v Brentford, 1983/84 2nd rd, 2nd leg
Lowest European attendance 12,021 v Dundalk, 1982/83 European Cup 1st rd, 1st leg
Record highest attendance 61,905 v Wolves, 1951/52 FA Cup fifth round
Record lowest attendance 1,000 against Loughborough Town on 7 December 1895

[states]

Fair enough.

[boxingchat]

eff off, Chelsea FC
You aint got no history
5 European Cups and 18 Leagues
Thats what WE call History

Sign on, Sign on, with a giro in your hand and you'll never get a job, you slob, you'll never get a job, sign on sign on.....

We want our hubcabs back, we want our hubcats back, we want our hubcaps back......

[Goz]

Chelsea have a history for sure but the problem is that many of their fans think they've been a big club for much of it when in reality they have only been a 'big' club since the money came. And in that sense 'big' means buying trophies and pouring money into a financially unsustainable, souless, pit of a club.

On the theme of the thread, one of my favourites is always sung to Brighton fans:

"We can see you holding hands, we can see you holding hands" (sounds like you're not singing anymore)

[Goz]

Highest League attendance: 58,757 v Chelsea, 1949/50
Highest FA Cup attendance 61,905 v Wolves, 1951/52 fifth round
Highest League Cup attendance 50,880 v Nottingham Forest, 1979/80 semi-final 2nd leg
Highest European attendance 55,104 v Barcelona, 1975/76 UEFA Cup semi-final 2nd leg
Lowest League attendance 1,000 v Loughborough Town on 7 December 1895
Lowest League attendance (post-war) 11,976 against Scunthorpe United for a Division 2 game on 22 April 1959
Lowest FA Cup attendance 4,000 v Newton on 29 October 1892 2nd Qualifying Round
Lowest FA Cup attendance (post-war) 11,207 v Chester City, 1945-46 3rd rd 2nd leg
Lowest League Cup attendance 9,902 v Brentford, 1983/84 2nd rd, 2nd leg
Lowest European attendance 12,021 v Dundalk, 1982/83 European Cup 1st rd, 1st leg
Record highest attendance 61,905 v Wolves, 1951/52 FA Cup fifth round
Record lowest attendance 1,000 against Loughborough Town on 7 December 1895

In fairness to Liverpool those early games in Europe in the earliy eighties were verging on meaningless. Teams like Dundalk regularly got turned over 8-0.

[King Tubby]

Highest League attendance: 58,757 v Chelsea, 1949/50
Highest FA Cup attendance 61,905 v Wolves, 1951/52 fifth round
Highest League Cup attendance 50,880 v Nottingham Forest, 1979/80 semi-final 2nd leg
Highest European attendance 55,104 v Barcelona, 1975/76 UEFA Cup semi-final 2nd leg
Lowest League attendance 1,000 v Loughborough Town on 7 December 1895
Lowest League attendance (post-war) 11,976 against Scunthorpe United for a Division 2 game on 22 April 1959
Lowest FA Cup attendance 4,000 v Newton on 29 October 1892 2nd Qualifying Round
Lowest FA Cup attendance (post-war) 11,207 v Chester City, 1945-46 3rd rd 2nd leg
Lowest League Cup attendance 9,902 v Brentford, 1983/84 2nd rd, 2nd leg
Lowest European attendance 12,021 v Dundalk, 1982/83 European Cup 1st rd, 1st leg
Record highest attendance 61,905 v Wolves, 1951/52 FA Cup fifth round
Record lowest attendance 1,000 against Loughborough Town on 7 December 1895

In fairness to Liverpool those early games in Europe in the earliy eighties were verging on meaningless. Teams like Dundalk regularly got turned over 8-0.

Yeah, but any other club would get slaughtered for that. Look at Chelsea getting 24,000 for Rosenbourg this year, £50 to get in for a pretty meaningless game. Liverpool often got less than that at home for European Cup games. All their 'fans' ringing radio stations to criticise, know nothing about their own club. I had 2 of them in the pub yesterday, both over 40, I've been to Anfield more than the two of them put together.

[King Tubby]

Chelsea have a history for sure but the problem is that many of their fans think they've been a big club for much of it when in reality they have only been a 'big' club since the money came. And in that sense 'big' means buying trophies and pouring money into a financially unsustainable, souless, pit of a club.

On the theme of the thread, one of my favourites is always sung to Brighton fans:

"We can see you holding hands, we can see you holding hands" (sounds like you're not singing anymore)

I don't claim that we're a big club, other teams fans are obsessed with that. We're just a medium sized club, but we've had decent support through our history considering our lack of success, apart from spells of poor support in the 80's. We've always had to pay nearly twice as much to get in as some of the bigger clubs, with a smaller fan base. Everyone just sulks cos we come into a bit of money. Who has had success in the last 20 years without having bought it?

[Chambers2]

Artim Sakiri
He scores from corner kicks
Artim Sakiri
He thinks that Beckhams shit
Artim Sakiri
Lobbing Seaman all day

Albions song about their ex-Macedonian international who scored past Seaman from a corner and dissed Beckham in the papers

[m1kee50]

eff off, Chelsea FC
You aint got no history
5 European Cups and 18 Leagues
Thats what WE call History

Sign on, Sign on, with a giro in your hand and you'll never get a job, you slob, you'll never get a job, sign on sign on.....

We want our hubcabs back, we want our hubcats back, we want our hubcaps back......

Which is it? Brighton, West Ham or Chelsea?

Cor if you are this transient with your football clubs, id hate to know how you feel about a boxer losing his 0

[Goz]

Chelsea have a history for sure but the problem is that many of their fans think they've been a big club for much of it when in reality they have only been a 'big' club since the money came. And in that sense 'big' means buying trophies and pouring money into a financially unsustainable, souless, pit of a club.

On the theme of the thread, one of my favourites is always sung to Brighton fans:

"We can see you holding hands, we can see you holding hands" (sounds like you're not singing anymore)

I don't claim that we're a big club, other teams fans are obsessed with that. We're just a medium sized club, but we've had decent support through our history considering our lack of success, apart from spells of poor support in the 80's. We've always had to pay nearly twice as much to get in as some of the bigger clubs, with a smaller fan base. Everyone just sulks cos we come into a bit of money. Who has had success in the last 20 years without having bought it?

To be honest mate most of the clubs other than yourself or Blackburn.

Man.Utd have built their success off the back of their own resources - well run, managed and supported. As much as it pains me to say it (I am a Spurs fan) Arsenal as well. No rich sugar daddies there.

Even clubs like Liverpool and Newcastle may have had an injection of cash at times but that is because they were sustainable financial models in the long term.

Even after all of Harding's money Chelski nearly went tits up until Abramovich came in with a 'bit' of money. Yeah just a bit. Chelski are still losing £75m per year.

Personally speaking I couldn't derive any pleasure from their 'hollow' successes to date. They meant nothing.

[banjo]

this one tickles me

to the tune of Daydream Believer:

cheer up alan shearer,
oh, what can it mean,
to a sad geordie bastard,
and a shite football team.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6mu06q88PU

[King Tubby]

Chelsea have a history for sure but the problem is that many of their fans think they've been a big club for much of it when in reality they have only been a 'big' club since the money came. And in that sense 'big' means buying trophies and pouring money into a financially unsustainable, souless, pit of a club.

On the theme of the thread, one of my favourites is always sung to Brighton fans:

"We can see you holding hands, we can see you holding hands" (sounds like you're not singing anymore)

I don't claim that we're a big club, other teams fans are obsessed with that. We're just a medium sized club, but we've had decent support through our history considering our lack of success, apart from spells of poor support in the 80's. We've always had to pay nearly twice as much to get in as some of the bigger clubs, with a smaller fan base. Everyone just sulks cos we come into a bit of money. Who has had success in the last 20 years without having bought it?

To be honest mate most of the clubs other than yourself or Blackburn.

Man.Utd have built their success off the back of their own resources - well run, managed and supported. As much as it pains me to say it (I am a Spurs fan) Arsenal as well. No rich sugar daddies there.

Even clubs like Liverpool and Newcastle may have had an injection of cash at times but that is because they were sustainable financial models in the long term.

Even after all of Harding's money Chelski nearly went tits up until Abramovich came in with a 'bit' of money. Yeah just a bit. Chelski are still losing £75m per year.

Personally speaking I couldn't derive any pleasure from their 'hollow' successes to date. They meant nothing.

That's the whole point though, isn't it. Clubs like United and liverpool have more money than everyone else so bought better players so won more trophies so got more prize money so bought better players , so earnt more money in Asia etc,etc. Nice little closed shop. All of a sudden someone else gets a bit of money and 'It's not fair, we always had more money than everyone else and now they've getting in on the act, it's so unfair'. Who do you think takes more in gate money, Chelsea or Liverpool? You think Liverpool are not in debt? You think Man Utd are not in debt?

[states]

Chelsea take more in gate receipts than Liverpool. A lot more. The latest Deloitte report had their matchday revenue at £74.5 million, compared to £38.4 million for Liverpool.