Warrens new heavyweight

Jacko11 · Post by **Jacko11** » 04 Feb 2004, 06:49

I just went to the hospital for a medical and Frank Warrens has signed a heavyweight from the states 'Bagrat o'hanlon' he is of Armenian decent but boxed 5 times in Vegas i thin,he is based in the midlands with Dave Bradley and coached by his former amatuer coach and current pro light heay weight 'Varuzhan Davytan'.Im tellin u this guy is massive keep an eye out for him!!

MightyWarrior · Post by **MightyWarrior** » 04 Feb 2004, 07:16

Was he in the hospital getting a checkup then Jacko? Bennie mentions him a few threads down - off this weekend's show I think...

Warren's got himself a heavyweight army these days - and like they say, if you laid them all end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised

Lugh · Post by **Lugh** » 04 Feb 2004, 07:20

MightyWarrior wrote: if you laid them all end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised

I didn't know you were in the antiques trade MW!?

MightyWarrior · Post by **MightyWarrior** » 04 Feb 2004, 07:33

Lugh wrote:
MightyWarrior wrote: if you laid them all end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised
I didn't know you were in the antiques trade MW!?

The old one are the best ones m' boy!

Kilburn · Post by **Kilburn** » 04 Feb 2004, 07:48

MightyWarrior wrote:
Lugh wrote:
MightyWarrior wrote: if you laid them all end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised
I didn't know you were in the antiques trade MW!?
The old one are the best ones m' boy!

I've read this again and again and I still can't see where the gag is...

?

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 04 Feb 2004, 10:12

Bagrat O'Hanyan....

Is it just me or does it sound like a Half-Orc Half-Irish fighter?

Lugh · Post by **Lugh** » 04 Feb 2004, 10:19

Kilburn wrote:
MightyWarrior wrote:
Lugh wrote: I didn't know you were in the antiques trade MW!?
The old one are the best ones m' boy!
I've read this again and again and I still can't see where the gag is...

?

The joke is "If I took all the British Heavyweights and laid them end to end..... (Implying that they'd reach a certain distance ie...to the moon) I wouldn't be surprised (implying that all Brit Heavys are there to be laid out).

Sheesh Killer - not the sharpest tool in the box are you

steve689 · Post by **steve689** » 04 Feb 2004, 10:22

I've heard the explanation and i still don't get the joke

Kilburn · Post by **Kilburn** » 04 Feb 2004, 10:28

Okay.

So... where does the antiques bit come in then?

Kilburn · Post by **Kilburn** » 04 Feb 2004, 11:03

Ah I get it, antiques, old jokes.

A-hoo-hah-hoo. A-hah hah hah!

MightyWarrior · Post by **MightyWarrior** » 04 Feb 2004, 11:24

Well thank god for that

Lugh · Post by **Lugh** » 04 Feb 2004, 11:36

Kilburn wrote:Ah I get it, antiques, old jokes.

A-hoo-hah-hoo. A-hah hah hah!

Excellent comedy time delay.

hitman_hatton1 · Post by **hitman_hatton1** » 04 Feb 2004, 17:15

poor ol frank someone just give him a decent heavyweight to cheer him up. this is what has been depressing him i reckon, no decent heavyweights in his stable.