McCoy abducted by aliens!

adamiw · Post by **adamiw** » 18 Feb 2004, 17:25

pm, i recieved from him the other day......

Havr you seen Mars Attacks adamiw?

Well, in the movie Tom Jones gets chased by aliens, but Tom being the one off guy that he is he gets away, looking cool whilst wiping the sweat off his furrowed brow

Well now they are after the next best thing, Tom Jones lookalikes!

& McCoy being McCoy, that just aint good news baby

They have just broken into my house to take me away, but they have granted me one final request, & I have used it to give you a PM

Excuse my nervousness, but they are surrounding me as we speak

They are obviously Tom Jones fans though, as they are wearing little pairs of leather trousers, & they are telling me(I studied alien lingo at college) that they are taking me away to their planetwhere only they & Tom Jones lookalikes live

They have a UFo with tinted windows waiting for me outside, & are telling me its time to go

So if anyone ever asks where McCoy is gone, you can let them know that...

McCoy has been abducted by Aliens, & may not be back anytime soon, if ever

They are taking me away now, Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REAL_DEAL · Post by **REAL_DEAL** » 18 Feb 2004, 18:02

Third person mode

stujones · Post by **stujones** » 18 Feb 2004, 18:15

I had the same one, although it had one other sentence in it which I won't bring up, nice bit of editing there Adam.

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 18 Feb 2004, 18:20

I got this Pm too, what a strange man McCoy is.

stujones · Post by **stujones** » 18 Feb 2004, 18:23

McCoy is one cool dude - by the way I am so student, so I of course I saw Tricia - it had a Tom Jones lookalike on it. He was pretty good..... Hmmm I wonder?

JimStone · Post by **JimStone** » 18 Feb 2004, 19:32

I think my good buddy McCoy has played a prank to see who can keep his secret longest.

Dear oh dear Adam, his experiment has proven you're the one who'd break under interrogation first. Nobody even had to ask the question.

Graaaassss!!

steve689 · Post by **steve689** » 18 Feb 2004, 19:40

And people say Lord Rupert is weird

adamiw · Post by **adamiw** » 18 Feb 2004, 20:00

i wasn't going to post it, but i didn't see the harm in doing so. But as stujones correctly pointed out, i didn't paste the whole message, so i think i'm ok.

steve689 · Post by **steve689** » 18 Feb 2004, 20:15

Don't worry adamiw it's just a bit of fun, i like this thread

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 18 Feb 2004, 20:23

Is it true that when McCoy was being questioned by agents Mulder and Scully of the FBI about his abduction-by-Tom-Jones-loving-aliens "experiences" and whether they seemed to tend occur after trips to tend his peyote garden, he replied, "It's not unusual!" ?

MightyWarrior · Post by **MightyWarrior** » 20 Feb 2004, 00:27

Don't worry, I'm sure McCoy will be posting from Mars before we know it.
Telepathically of course, as broadband is expensive up there.

I'm looking forward to hearing his report on the Martian Intergalactic WBO super middle champ - Xysysbab wojwfjfx - who's a big puncher, but a bit green.

Boom boom

Goz · Post by **Goz** » 20 Feb 2004, 05:35

MightyWarrior wrote: I'm looking forward to hearing his report on the Martian Intergalactic WBO super middle champ - Xysysbab wojwfjfx - who's a big puncher, but a bit green.

Isn't he fighting Calzaghe tomorrow night?