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Why is it always about YOUU, Carlos? :wink:
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Post by Floyd »

Carlos you really do have this figured out.
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Asterix wrote:Why is it always about YOUU, Carlos? :wink:
Hahahaha... cheeky bastard! :lol:
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Floyd wrote:Carlos you really do have this figured out.
Its true... if you win the lottery... your MEE goes up considerably... There is far too much evidence to dismiss my theory! The most extreme example was of course Anna Nicole Smith marrying J Howard Marshall and Rupert Murdoch marrying that Chinese fine end 40 years his junior... I mean these examples are not uncommon amongst the rich!

So you haven't got the means of these rich bastards but you want a fine end... use you level of MEE where you will end up looking like Rupert Murdoch against the Ukrainian Boris or the Filipino Ramon who are earning 20 dollars a month topping and tailing cabbages!

I only wish I made up the 'MEE' term up but someone wiser than I coined the term and explained how to use it. I'm a big believer in it! Thats why I'm going back to Russia! :TU:
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Thanks to MEE, I have now bedded 2001 women... thats more than all you suckers!

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It was my personality and skills in the kitchen that won her over - honest!

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My MEE is going in a will any moment now - the minute she gets her tits out and put them in my face! but the filthy lucre still does the job!

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She loved me for my mind - Not my MEE!

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Good job I'm coining in the royalties - life wasn't the same digging graves for a living!


MEE in action folks!

If we do it - our ladies are mail order brides and we are losers!

They do it! They are fantastic, showing us how its done and being virile at the age of 78!

I'm tall, good looking, make ladies laugh but I would rather get the best value for what I have got going for me! If I can exploit my (at the moment) meagre MEE in places like Moldova, Costa Rica or Ghana, then I would be a fool not to! I'm a red blooded man! I want to shag fit women!
Not single mothers from my estate!

You may mock but I'll bet my sweet ass that Peter Stringfellow has laid more fine ends than all of us put together! And there is something wrong with that scenario if you ask me! The moment you stop shopping local, save a few quid and get out into the big wide world and use your MEE to its maximum then the better your life is going to be! 8)

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Lower scale MEE in action.


Take a tip from this guy - hats off to him because he has balls! Better than stuck in your home town hating your life with some nagging old slapper! Live the dream any which way you can! :TU:
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Don't forget Michael Douglas
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Don't forget Michael Douglas
There you go! A fantastic example of MEE. You could argue Cathrine Zeta Jones could have the pick of any man in the world, she is rich in her own right though so being rich would never be enough... with these women who are both beautiful and rich you need status!

She may fancy you, you might make her laugh but it will be some bastard like Michael Douglas who'll be injecting pure protein in her gob at the end of the night! 8)

So we have the problem of status! You are a guy who works in a factory in Kettering... how do you score with a fine end with status!

Go to countries where having a white skin is still a status symbol - In Africa, the Philippennes, Thailand (though this is probably less so with the surfeit of lager louts who now go over there and tarnish our good name) Indonesia, Colombia - you are going to get laid with a fine looking woman because you are white! In a lot of countries white skin is still a status symbol.

Combine pale pigmentation with your MEE and you are going to be coming home with a 10+

Do it! You know it makes sense!


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I hear you can do alright in the Dominican Republic also. Also Iceland if you have anything besides blonde hair.
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Floyd wrote:I hear you can do alright in the Dominican Republic also. Also Iceland if you have anything besides blonde hair.
Thats true - anywhere like the DR, Cuba, Costa Rica or Panama are good bets. If you are a black guy - Japan is good for you as is Argentina and Australia so I have heard. Status as regards skin colour is very important because women like the exotic! If you are white and in Ghana and don't get laid it is because you are a gay guy armed with a baseball bat! 8)
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Carlos-Wigan wrote:There you go! A fantastic example of MEE. You could argue Cathrine Zeta Jones could have the pick of any man in the world, she is rich in her own right though so being rich would never be enough... with these women who are both beautiful and rich you need status!

She may fancy you, you might make her laugh but it will be some bastard like Michael Douglas who'll be injecting pure protein in her gob at the end of the night! 8)
But she is rich. She doesn't need his money. Do you not believe in love? :(
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Floyd wrote:Also Iceland if you have anything besides blonde hair.
Even Ginger???
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Post by DavidPayne »

Now thats just ridiculous.
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Asterix wrote:
Carlos-Wigan wrote:There you go! A fantastic example of MEE. You could argue Cathrine Zeta Jones could have the pick of any man in the world, she is rich in her own right though so being rich would never be enough... with these women who are both beautiful and rich you need status!

She may fancy you, you might make her laugh but it will be some bastard like Michael Douglas who'll be injecting pure protein in her gob at the end of the night! 8)
But she is rich. She doesn't need his money. Do you not believe in love? :(
Who is saying Rupert Murdochs beautiful Hong Kong born bride doesn't love him? Who is saying that Peter Stringfellow hasn't broken a thousand nubile fit womens hearts along the way? I believe in love of course but people mistake what qualities can make one person love another.

Love through attraction or personality traits is not that old a concept, which came about around the time of Shakespeare, until then marriage and love and companionship was decided on who could provide for you the best if you were a woman and if you were a man - who was young and nubile enough to produce lots of children to look after you in dotage.

We all think love belongs to the young, we are shocked when someone brings over a mail order bride from Laos but not shocked when Bill Wyman slept with 14 year old Mandy Smith. We hate the fact that MEE applies to squiring women whatever their financial status. In the case of
Catherine Zeta Jones - Michael Douglas status as a hollywood legend was an important factor - if Michael Douglas was an ordinary millionaire, never mind a binman, would have have been able to marry Catherine Zeta Jones? I doubt it!

On the rare occasion the rich, nubile, singer marries her backing dancer like Jennifer Lopez, Mel B or Britney Spears, the realtionship always falls apart when the sexual attraction wears off and the husband lack of status becomes all too apparent.

What do you think the percentage is of women firing Peter Stringfellow and his millions are? Very low if at all!
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DavidPayne wrote:Now thats just ridiculous.
:o :lol:
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Chambers2 wrote:
Floyd wrote:Also Iceland if you have anything besides blonde hair.
Even Ginger???
So many of them are blonde everything else is exotic to them. Helps to say you are from a large metropolitan area such as London or New York.
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