One to watch - Tongat Ali

[jamesmcdonnell]

No, not an iranian/yemeni bantamweight prospect, but an ancient indonesian root powder, used to put yang in yet wanger.

I was kindly sent this invigorating and powerful elixir of vitality and zest by Gos, who had had somewhat 'mixed' opinions on it's efficacy and palatability.

Well, just to let everyone know....

THIS STUFF TASTES LIKE SHIT!

Myself and my cousin thought it would help with the decorating, so we made a couple of cups of tea to put it in.

When we opened the packet it smelt very encouraging, a sort of warm biscuity smell, a bit like turmeric. Mmmmmm, we thought to ourselves, this guy goz must be some sort of pussy, it seems quite encouraging.

However, nothing could have prepared me for the horror of the taste.

One teaspoon full in each cup, was enough to cause a sudden puckering off the lips, as if powdered alum had been spread on them, and the taste resembled that of a thousand limes essence, with a liberal smattering of ass's urine and tramps toe-jam.

Having never eaten human excrement, It is without a doubt the worst thing I have ever tasted.

There had to be one dickhead who after reading Goz' explanation went for the freebie, I am that dickhead.

[J]

HAHA HE DID WARN YA MATE.
HOW DID THE PLATE SPINNING GO?

[Hardhitters11]

Good show James....

[MightyWarrior]

I am that dickhead.

Let's hope that's not one of the effects of this mysterious potion you've taken James.
No strange growths on your forehead yet are there?

[Goz]

Did it give you a boner though?

[bennie]

It does seem to have affected James mentally. Check out the Junior Witter thread.

[jamesmcdonnell]

I typed that with my cock....