Your least favourite boxing analyst, EVER???

[DavidPayne]

He's just dying to burst into:

"It started with a kiss, never thought it would come to this".

Or, alternatively - given his past:

"Welcome to the hotel california...."

[DG.]

Duke McKenzie is useless but funny at the same time. Someone lands a jab and goes nuts: "Oooh, his legs have gone, it's all over".